Title: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Andrew on June 10, 2007, 10:44:53 AM Curious George Visits the CDC
Curious George Goes to the Nuclear Plant Curious George and the Alligator Farm Curious George at the Fabergé Egg Museum Any more ideas? Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 10, 2007, 11:02:44 AM Curious George and the Creation Scientists
Curious George in Interzone (coauthor William S. Burroughs) Curious George and the Banana Spider Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Snivelly on June 10, 2007, 11:53:51 AM Curious George Visits the P&G Research Labs
Curious George Plays in Traffic Curious George goes to the Doctor Because He Has a Strange Rash Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Shadow on June 10, 2007, 04:06:11 PM Curious George and the Ebola Inheritence
Curious George Learns What Killed the Cat Curious George Meets The Sumatran Rat Monkey Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: RCMerchant on June 10, 2007, 05:10:38 PM .I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)-George explores his sexual inner being...with the Man in the Yellow Hat.
.PLANET OF THE CURIOUS APES-the Man in the Yellow Hat is stranded on a planet of curious,mischievous chimps. .The CURIOUS APEMAN- Bela Lugosi's expeirments with monkey glands turns him into a curious chimp. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Ash on June 10, 2007, 07:17:58 PM Curious George Visits the Strip Club
Curious George Smokes Crack Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Fausto on June 10, 2007, 07:56:48 PM Curious George and the Suicide Machine
Curious George and the Phials of Acid Curious George and the Home for the Criminally Insane Curious George gets a Spanking Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Andrew on June 10, 2007, 11:19:33 PM Curious George Finds a Glowing Meteorite
Curious George and the Time Paradox Curious George Meets the Brain Leeches Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Shadow on June 11, 2007, 12:27:57 AM Curious George Worships the Devil
Curious George Against the Moon Men Curious George Takes a Toke Curious George and the Paternity Suit Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Ash on June 11, 2007, 05:23:20 AM Curious George Files For Bankruptcy
(he spent all his money at the strip club) :bouncegiggle: Karma to Shadow for the Paternity Suit idea...LOL! Curious George's adventures just keep getting worse and worse! Can anything save him? Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: BeyondTheGrave on June 11, 2007, 12:55:40 PM Curious George Gets a kick in the crouch
Curious George meets a hand grenade Curious George and the electric fence Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Snivelly on June 11, 2007, 02:32:09 PM Don't forget Curious George Meets God When He Sticks a Fork in the Wall Outlet
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: RCMerchant on June 11, 2007, 05:18:28 PM .Curious George Goes to Africa Where US CIA Scientists Inject Him With a Highly Contagious Strain of the Plague and Goes Mad On His Return to the States and Infects All Around Him Untill the Whole World Dies Screaming in Piles of Their Own Erupting Blackened Bowels....(phew!) :smile:
. Curious George Goes to Bitburg .Curious George Gets His Brains Ate Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 11, 2007, 06:33:49 PM .I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT) RC, I have been laughing for days over this. Well done. Some other titles: Andy Warhol's Curious George Curious George Adopts Nihilism Curious George Gets Television Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: raj on June 12, 2007, 02:00:42 PM Curious George vs. Hitler's Brain.
Curious George has Two Daddies. Curious George and the Prisoner of Azkaban. (OK, I just clicked on Amazon to get an idea of titles for kids books; for ages 4-8 book #6 on the list was Lord of the Flies, followed by A Separate Peace. The Hobbit is #13. Now I read a lot as a kid, but I wasn't reading those books at age 8) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: indianasmith on June 12, 2007, 03:40:29 PM Let's see . . .
Curious George Gets a Casket Curious George and the High Voltage Fence Curious George and the Girl's Locker Room Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Andrew on June 12, 2007, 04:22:34 PM Curious George, 3 Bodies, and a Woodchipper
Curious George Visits the Sewage Treatment Plant Curious George Meets the Africanized Honeybees Curious George Finds a WWII Naval Mine Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: raj on June 13, 2007, 01:29:13 PM Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there Curious George Studies Quantum Physics. Curious George Gets a Sex-change Operation. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 02:13:43 PM Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy. with apologies to all the Catholics out there Along these lines: Curious George, the Spanish Inquisitor The Adventures of Curious George and Nicolaus Copernicus Curious George Visits Purgatory Curious George: Saint or Sacrilege? The Last Temptation of Curious George Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 05:00:57 PM We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 08:02:08 PM Curious George Dies Trying to Stick a Cork in a Pig's A$$. (Remember the old joke?....if not I'll retell it at the drop of a (yellow) hat!)
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: raj on June 13, 2007, 08:13:27 PM Do tell, do tell.
Oh and Curious George's 101 Ways to Serve Monkey Brains Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: T-Rex Television on June 13, 2007, 08:16:00 PM [Ha, I don't think I know that joke. You're killing me with the whole yellow hat thing! Ha]
Curious George and one too many acid trips later Curious George: First Blood Curious George and his brother Boy George Curious George gets a little too curious which results in his demise Curious George goes to a George Bush look-a-like contest and wins 1st place, even though the real George Bush was a contestant too Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 08:48:51 PM Do tell, do tell. OK!- Three scientists are doing weird experiments with a pig-they want to find out how long a pig can go without taking a dump. So they train a monkey to do the dirty work...ie: sticking a cork in the pig's a$$hole. So...they say to the monkey_"OK,Koko-put the cork in the pigs anus." Koko corks the pig. After a month ...the pig is HUGE. It's guts are about to bust. "ok,KoKo...Pull the cork!!!" Bad move. The pig releases a huge,exploding barrage of pig shi!t all over the lab! It's a madhouse! When the pig finishes unloading his arse(hehe)nel of doody,the Doc's stagger to their feet. 1st Doc:"Good Lord! That was amazing! The last thing I remeber was a load noise-and pig sh!t flying everywhere!" 2nd Doc:"I saw you two fall to the floor and take cover!" 3rd Doc: " Poor Koko! Last thing I saw was that monkey trying like hell to get that cork back in that pig's a$$!" :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: It was funny when I first heard it in the 3rd grade. :bluesad: Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 08:49:11 PM We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us. You asked for it! À la Hostel 2. This color scheme damn near burned holes in my retinas... (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge.jpg) FYI the sources were: Curious George Takes a Train, Curious George Visits the Library, and a mini Jess Franco marathon. Haha. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Zapranoth on June 13, 2007, 09:00:26 PM Curious George And the Perirectal Abscess
Curious George Loves Sylar =) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 09:14:41 PM Oh, Dodge! That is so wrong and yet so wonderful, thank you!!!! :bouncegiggle:
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare. (Note: Don't do it. You really don't want to see.) Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........ Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 10:57:55 PM Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare. (Note: Don't do it. You really don't want to see.) Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........ Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to. And, uh, thanks for that. Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure: (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge2.jpg) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: raj on June 14, 2007, 09:25:41 AM Sweet, Dodge.
LOL RCMerchant. Oh, and it's been danced around, but no one's come up with this title yet: Bi-Curious George. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: JPickettIII on June 15, 2007, 10:47:15 AM How about:
Curious George and his Green Card. Curious George meets his dad George W. Curious George gets adopted by a high profile celeb. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: JPickettIII on June 15, 2007, 10:49:37 AM Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare. (Note: Don't do it. You really don't want to see.) Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........ Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to. And, uh, thanks for that. Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure: ([url]http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge2.jpg[/url]) This one is too funny!!!! Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr. DS on July 01, 2007, 07:00:00 PM I'm laughing my a$$ off at some of the pervious entries, now let me get involved...
Curious George And The Poo Flinging Incident Curious George...This Time Its Personal Curious George And The Necrophiliac Curious George Eats The Banana In The Man With The Yellow Hat's Pants Curious George Joins PETA Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: indianasmith on July 01, 2007, 10:56:10 PM Curious George and the Improvised Explosive Device
Curious George and the Iraqi Insurgent Curious George and the Posthumous Decoration (sorry, a little martial theme there, but hey, if Forrest Gump can win the Medal of Honor!?) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: LilCerberus on July 02, 2007, 01:42:44 AM Curious George & the box of Altoids
Curious Georgs finally understands Curious George III - This time, it's curiously personal Curious George & Martin's principal of the indiference of sociallized financial architecture in a representive civic model Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: raj on July 02, 2007, 02:51:35 PM Curious George vs. Menard.
Ash Teaches Curious George How to Hang Toilet Paper. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Andrew on July 02, 2007, 03:13:17 PM Curious George and the Package Filled With Suspicious White Powder
Curious George Goes to Mexico and Drinks the Water Curious George's Speedboat on Manatee River Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr. DS on July 02, 2007, 03:55:16 PM few I thought of today...
Curious George And The Broken Condom Curious George Becomes A Taxidermy Piece Curious George, I Have Two Alpha Male Fathers Curious George Gets Emasculated Curious George Meet Abbot And Costello Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 07, 2007, 12:08:52 AM Curious George Meets the Creature from Containment Unit X-759
Curious George and the Unlabeled Vial Curious George Visits the Sperm Bank Curious George's First Abortion Curious George and the "Under the Sink" Cocktail Curious George and the Barrel of 2-4-5 Trioxin ... and it's follow up title, Return of the Living Curious George Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr. DS on October 13, 2007, 11:41:53 AM I've missed this thread so heres a few...
Curious George Takes A Limo Ride In Jersey Curious George Runs With Scissors Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr_Vindictive on October 13, 2007, 11:58:52 AM Since I never chimed into this thread:
Curious George Reads The Necrinomicon Curious George And The Great HIV Adventure Curious George Pushes The Doomsday Button Curious George Drinks Antifreeze Curious George Plays In Traffic Curious George Plays Russian Roulette Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: asimpson2006 on October 13, 2007, 04:45:03 PM Curious George becomes the Terminator
Curious George and 300 Curious George and his DUI adventures. Curious George meets the T-Virus Curious George and the Meth lab Curious George joins C.R.A.S.H Curious George enters Animal Crossing. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr. DS on October 13, 2007, 07:13:10 PM Curious George In King Arthur's Court
Curious George Jumps Into A Volcano Curious George Becomes A Fur Scarf Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: AndyC on October 13, 2007, 11:45:51 PM Curious George and the Opium Den
Curious George and the EMP generator Curious George Tickles the Dragon Curious George Visits a Brothel Curious George and the Abandoned X-Ray Machine Curious George Gets a Vasectomy Curious George Leads the Ape Rebellion And the live-action movie: (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/GEORGE.jpg) (I can honestly say I don't know where I came up with this idea) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: AndyC on October 14, 2007, 09:39:14 PM OK, when I photoshopped that movie poster together, I was mainly going for a funny combination and went for the first idea that came to mind.
After giving it further thought, however, Falling Down would make a great Curious George story. As Nick, the surplus store guy, would say, think about it. On what is otherwise an ordinary day, the main character demolishes a convenience store, wreaks havoc at a fast food restaurant, plays with a rocket launcher, disrupts a construction site, and has many other wacky adventures, all while trying to accomplish some fairly simple goals (getting change, buying breakfast, buying boots, walking home, etc.) Tell me that doesn't have Curious George written all over it. Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Allhallowsday on October 16, 2007, 08:35:22 AM Curious George gets da funky fingah
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 18, 2007, 03:39:45 AM Curious George and His Hot Biology Teacher.
Curious George and Tony Glitter surf the internet. Curious George Visit a Cult This would work if it was back in the late 70's early 80's: Curious George and His Adventures in Times Square (at night) Curious George, As Told By Charlie Murphy (a.k.a., "I'm Curious George, b***h!!!") Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Jason on October 28, 2007, 07:07:27 PM How Curious George Became An Ashtray
Curious George Becomes Bush Meat Curious George And The Transvestite Hooker Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr. DS on October 28, 2007, 07:16:01 PM Curious George And The Vortex To Hell
Curious George Meets Rabid Dobermans Curious George Sticks A Wet Fork In A Socket Curious George Appears In A Geico Commecial (we may actually see that) Curious George Appears On Iron Chef As The Secret Ingrediant Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Allhallowsday on November 08, 2007, 11:25:49 PM CURIOUS GEORGE and the DOLLS LINKED TO LEAD
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Killer Bees on January 15, 2008, 12:10:28 AM Curious George Gets Mentored By Ron Jeremy
Curious George And The Plastic Sugery Gone Awry Curious George Proves The Scientologists Are Wrong Curious George Investigates Transvestitism Curious George Plays With Matches Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Psycho Circus on November 20, 2008, 10:12:54 PM Curious George Gets An STD
Curious George Spends The Night With Gary Glitter Curious George Sets His Friends On Fire Curious George Jumps Off A Bridge Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2008, 10:16:40 PM Curious George Gets A Tumor
Curious George Chokes On A Pretzel Curious George And The 75 Mile An Hour Buick Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Psycho Circus on November 20, 2008, 10:18:55 PM Curious George Gets In A Ferrari With Col. Frank Slade
Curious George Becomes Spinal Tap's New Drummer Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: ghouck on November 20, 2008, 10:33:04 PM Curious George: Life of a Gangsta. .
Curious George at the Do Long bridge. . Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Nukie 2 on November 20, 2008, 11:24:00 PM Curious George and the Descending Incinerating Space Capsule.
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Psycho Circus on November 21, 2008, 08:32:46 AM Curious George Does Dallas
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: ghouck on November 21, 2008, 05:01:09 PM Bi-Curious George and his life of lust
Curious George Gets Euthanized Curious Georget does 10 for "Statch" (prison lingo for "statutory rape") Curious George and the date that pushed him too far. Curious George goes to a Rave Curious George and the Turkish Prison Curious Georger and the mission to Mars (Notice it's NOT "To Mars and BACK") Curious George Gets a Job at a Cosmetics Company Curious George Gets Entangled in a Wheat Thresher Curious George Touches Himself at the Zoo Curious George Meets "Mr Hands" Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Patient7 on November 22, 2008, 01:31:26 PM Curious George and the Bottle of Ether!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/Tshirts/9CUW106~Curious-George-Ether-Posters.jpg) Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 01:34:16 PM Curious George Dates Jessica Lange
Curious George Gets A Pacemaker Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: JJ80 on November 22, 2008, 03:52:52 PM "Curious George And The Miracle Flea Repellent";
"Curious George Goes To A Banana Republic"; "Curious George And The Fur Trappers" Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: AndyC on November 22, 2008, 11:08:02 PM Curious George and the Large Hadron Collider
Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See Post by: Patient7 on November 23, 2008, 02:26:43 AM Curious George Swallows His Cell Phone.
Hey, every five year old has a cell phone and they need a character they can relate to. |