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Title: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Andrew on June 10, 2007, 10:44:53 AM
Curious George Visits the CDC
Curious George Goes to the Nuclear Plant
Curious George and the Alligator Farm
Curious George at the Fabergé Egg Museum

Any more ideas?


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 10, 2007, 11:02:44 AM
Curious George and the Creation Scientists
Curious George in Interzone (coauthor William S. Burroughs)
Curious George and the Banana Spider


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Snivelly on June 10, 2007, 11:53:51 AM
Curious George Visits the P&G Research Labs

Curious George Plays in Traffic

Curious George goes to the Doctor Because He Has a Strange Rash


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Shadow on June 10, 2007, 04:06:11 PM
Curious George and the Ebola Inheritence
Curious George Learns What Killed the Cat
Curious George Meets The Sumatran Rat Monkey


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: RCMerchant on June 10, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
.I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)-George explores his sexual inner being...with the Man in the Yellow Hat.
.PLANET OF THE CURIOUS APES-the Man in the Yellow Hat is stranded on a planet of curious,mischievous chimps.
.The CURIOUS APEMAN- Bela Lugosi's expeirments with monkey glands turns him into a curious chimp.



Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Ash on June 10, 2007, 07:17:58 PM
Curious George Visits the Strip Club

Curious George Smokes Crack



Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Fausto on June 10, 2007, 07:56:48 PM
Curious George and the Suicide Machine

Curious George and the Phials of Acid

Curious George and the Home for the Criminally Insane

Curious George gets a Spanking





Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Andrew on June 10, 2007, 11:19:33 PM
Curious George Finds a Glowing Meteorite

Curious George and the Time Paradox

Curious George Meets the Brain Leeches


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Shadow on June 11, 2007, 12:27:57 AM
Curious George Worships the Devil
Curious George Against the Moon Men
Curious George Takes a Toke
Curious George and the Paternity Suit


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Ash on June 11, 2007, 05:23:20 AM
Curious George Files For Bankruptcy  

(he spent all his money at the strip club)  :bouncegiggle:



Karma to Shadow for the Paternity Suit idea...LOL!

Curious George's adventures just keep getting worse and worse!
Can anything save him?


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on June 11, 2007, 12:55:40 PM
Curious George Gets a kick in the crouch

Curious George meets a hand grenade

Curious George and the electric fence


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Snivelly on June 11, 2007, 02:32:09 PM
Don't forget Curious George Meets God When He Sticks a Fork in the Wall Outlet


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: RCMerchant on June 11, 2007, 05:18:28 PM
.Curious George Goes to Africa Where US CIA Scientists Inject Him With a Highly Contagious Strain of  the Plague and Goes Mad On His Return to the States and Infects All Around Him Untill the Whole World Dies Screaming in Piles of Their Own Erupting Blackened Bowels....(phew!)  :smile:
. Curious George Goes to Bitburg
.Curious George Gets His Brains Ate


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 11, 2007, 06:33:49 PM
.I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)

RC, I have been laughing for days over this.  Well done.

Some other titles:

Andy Warhol's Curious George
Curious George Adopts Nihilism
Curious George Gets Television


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: raj on June 12, 2007, 02:00:42 PM
Curious George vs. Hitler's Brain.
Curious George has Two Daddies.
Curious George and the Prisoner of Azkaban.


(OK, I just clicked on Amazon to get an idea of titles for kids books; for ages 4-8 book #6 on the list was Lord of the Flies, followed by A Separate Peace.  The Hobbit is #13.  Now I read a lot as a kid, but I wasn't reading those books at age 8)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: indianasmith on June 12, 2007, 03:40:29 PM
Let's see . . .

Curious George Gets a Casket

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

Curious George and the Girl's Locker Room


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Andrew on June 12, 2007, 04:22:34 PM
Curious George, 3 Bodies, and a Woodchipper

Curious George Visits the Sewage Treatment Plant

Curious George Meets the Africanized Honeybees

Curious George Finds a WWII Naval Mine


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: raj on June 13, 2007, 01:29:13 PM
Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there

Curious George Studies Quantum Physics.
Curious George Gets a Sex-change Operation.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 02:13:43 PM
Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there

Along these lines:
Curious George, the Spanish Inquisitor
The Adventures of Curious George and Nicolaus Copernicus
Curious George Visits Purgatory
Curious George: Saint or Sacrilege?
The Last Temptation of Curious George


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 05:00:57 PM
We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 08:02:08 PM
Curious George Dies Trying to Stick a Cork in a Pig's A$$. (Remember the old joke?....if not I'll retell it at the drop of a (yellow) hat!)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: raj on June 13, 2007, 08:13:27 PM
Do tell, do tell.

Oh and
Curious George's 101 Ways to Serve Monkey Brains


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: T-Rex Television on June 13, 2007, 08:16:00 PM
[Ha, I don't think I know that joke. You're killing me with the whole yellow hat thing! Ha]

Curious George and one too many acid trips later

Curious George: First Blood

Curious George and his brother Boy George

Curious George gets a little too curious which results in his demise

Curious George goes to a George Bush look-a-like contest and wins 1st place, even though the real George Bush was a contestant too


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 08:48:51 PM
Do tell, do tell.



OK!-

Three scientists are doing weird experiments with a pig-they want to find out how long a pig can go without taking a dump.
So they train a monkey to do the dirty work...ie: sticking a cork in the pig's a$$hole.
So...they say to the monkey_"OK,Koko-put the cork in the pigs anus." Koko corks the pig.
After a month ...the pig is HUGE. It's guts are about to bust.
"ok,KoKo...Pull the cork!!!"
Bad move. The pig releases a huge,exploding barrage of pig shi!t all over the lab! It's a madhouse!
When the pig finishes unloading his arse(hehe)nel of doody,the Doc's stagger to their feet.
 1st Doc:"Good Lord! That was amazing! The last thing I remeber was a load noise-and pig sh!t flying everywhere!"
 2nd Doc:"I saw you two fall to the floor and take cover!"
 3rd Doc: " Poor Koko! Last thing I saw was that monkey trying like hell to get that cork back in that pig's a$$!"
 
                          :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

                  It was funny when I first heard it in the 3rd grade.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 08:49:11 PM
We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.


You asked for it!  À la Hostel 2.  This color scheme damn near burned holes in my retinas...

(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge.jpg)

FYI the sources were:  Curious George Takes a Train, Curious George Visits the Library, and a mini Jess Franco marathon.  Haha.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Zapranoth on June 13, 2007, 09:00:26 PM
Curious George And the Perirectal Abscess

Curious George Loves Sylar

=)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
Oh, Dodge!  That is so wrong and yet so wonderful, thank you!!!!    :bouncegiggle:

Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it.  You really don't want to see.)  Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 10:57:55 PM
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it.  You really don't want to see.)  Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........


Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to.  And, uh, thanks for that.  Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure:

(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge2.jpg)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: raj on June 14, 2007, 09:25:41 AM
Sweet, Dodge.
LOL RCMerchant.

Oh, and it's been danced around, but no one's come up with this title yet:
Bi-Curious George.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: JPickettIII on June 15, 2007, 10:47:15 AM
How about:

Curious George and his Green Card.
Curious George meets his dad George W.
Curious George gets adopted by a high profile celeb.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: JPickettIII on June 15, 2007, 10:49:37 AM
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it.  You really don't want to see.)  Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........


Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to.  And, uh, thanks for that.  Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure:

([url]http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/curiousgeorge2.jpg[/url])


This one is too funny!!!!


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr. DS on July 01, 2007, 07:00:00 PM
I'm laughing my a$$ off at some of the pervious entries, now let me get involved...

Curious George And The Poo Flinging Incident
Curious George...This Time Its Personal
Curious George And The Necrophiliac
Curious George Eats The Banana In The Man With The Yellow Hat's Pants
Curious George Joins PETA


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: indianasmith on July 01, 2007, 10:56:10 PM
Curious George and the Improvised Explosive Device
Curious George and the Iraqi Insurgent
Curious George and the Posthumous Decoration

(sorry, a little martial theme there, but hey, if Forrest Gump can win the Medal of Honor!?)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: LilCerberus on July 02, 2007, 01:42:44 AM
Curious George & the box of Altoids
Curious Georgs finally understands
Curious George III - This time, it's curiously personal
Curious George & Martin's principal of the indiference of sociallized financial architecture in a representive civic model


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: raj on July 02, 2007, 02:51:35 PM
Curious George vs. Menard.
Ash Teaches Curious George How to Hang Toilet Paper.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Andrew on July 02, 2007, 03:13:17 PM
Curious George and the Package Filled With Suspicious White Powder

Curious George Goes to Mexico and Drinks the Water

Curious George's Speedboat on Manatee River


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr. DS on July 02, 2007, 03:55:16 PM
few I thought of today...

Curious George And The Broken Condom
Curious George Becomes A Taxidermy Piece
Curious George, I Have Two Alpha Male Fathers
Curious George Gets Emasculated
Curious George Meet Abbot And Costello


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 07, 2007, 12:08:52 AM
Curious George Meets the Creature from Containment Unit X-759
Curious George and the Unlabeled Vial
Curious George Visits the Sperm Bank
Curious George's First Abortion
Curious George and the "Under the Sink" Cocktail
Curious George and the Barrel of 2-4-5 Trioxin

... and it's follow up title, Return of the Living Curious George


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr. DS on October 13, 2007, 11:41:53 AM
I've missed this thread so heres a few...

Curious George Takes A Limo Ride In Jersey
Curious George Runs With Scissors


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on October 13, 2007, 11:58:52 AM
Since I never chimed into this thread:

Curious George Reads The Necrinomicon

Curious George And The Great HIV Adventure

Curious George Pushes The Doomsday Button

Curious George Drinks Antifreeze

Curious George Plays In Traffic

Curious George Plays Russian Roulette



Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: asimpson2006 on October 13, 2007, 04:45:03 PM
Curious George becomes the Terminator
Curious George and 300
Curious George and his DUI adventures.
Curious George meets the T-Virus
Curious George and the Meth lab
Curious George joins C.R.A.S.H
Curious George enters Animal Crossing.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr. DS on October 13, 2007, 07:13:10 PM
Curious George In King Arthur's Court
Curious George Jumps Into A Volcano
Curious George Becomes A Fur Scarf


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: AndyC on October 13, 2007, 11:45:51 PM
Curious George and the Opium Den
Curious George and the EMP generator
Curious George Tickles the Dragon
Curious George Visits a Brothel
Curious George and the Abandoned X-Ray Machine
Curious George Gets a Vasectomy
Curious George Leads the Ape Rebellion

And the live-action movie:
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/GEORGE.jpg)
(I can honestly say I don't know where I came up with this idea)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: AndyC on October 14, 2007, 09:39:14 PM
OK, when I photoshopped that movie poster together, I was mainly going for a funny combination and went for the first idea that came to mind.

After giving it further thought, however, Falling Down would make a great Curious George story. As Nick, the surplus store guy, would say, think about it.

On what is otherwise an ordinary day, the main character demolishes a convenience store, wreaks havoc at a fast food restaurant, plays with a rocket launcher, disrupts a construction site, and has many other wacky adventures, all while trying to accomplish some fairly simple goals (getting change, buying breakfast, buying boots, walking home, etc.)

Tell me that doesn't have Curious George written all over it.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 16, 2007, 08:35:22 AM
Curious George gets da funky fingah


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 18, 2007, 03:39:45 AM
Curious George and His Hot Biology Teacher.
Curious George and Tony Glitter surf the internet.
Curious George Visit a Cult

This would work if it was back in the late 70's early 80's:
Curious George and His Adventures in Times Square (at night)

Curious George, As Told By Charlie Murphy (a.k.a., "I'm Curious George, b***h!!!")


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Jason on October 28, 2007, 07:07:27 PM
How Curious George Became An Ashtray
Curious George Becomes Bush Meat
Curious George And The Transvestite Hooker


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr. DS on October 28, 2007, 07:16:01 PM
Curious George And The Vortex To Hell
Curious George Meets Rabid Dobermans
Curious George Sticks A Wet Fork In A Socket
Curious George Appears In A Geico Commecial (we may actually see that)
Curious George Appears On Iron Chef As The Secret Ingrediant



Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 08, 2007, 11:25:49 PM
CURIOUS GEORGE and the DOLLS LINKED TO LEAD

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Killer Bees on January 15, 2008, 12:10:28 AM
Curious George Gets Mentored By Ron Jeremy
Curious George And The Plastic Sugery Gone Awry
Curious George Proves The Scientologists Are Wrong
Curious George Investigates Transvestitism
Curious George Plays With Matches


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 20, 2008, 10:12:54 PM
Curious George Gets An STD
Curious George Spends The Night With Gary Glitter
Curious George Sets His Friends On Fire
Curious George Jumps Off A Bridge


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2008, 10:16:40 PM
Curious George Gets A Tumor
Curious George Chokes On A Pretzel
Curious George And The 75 Mile An Hour Buick


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 20, 2008, 10:18:55 PM
Curious George Gets In A Ferrari With Col. Frank Slade
Curious George Becomes Spinal Tap's New Drummer


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: ghouck on November 20, 2008, 10:33:04 PM
Curious George: Life of a Gangsta. .

Curious George at the Do Long bridge. .


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 20, 2008, 11:24:00 PM
Curious George and the Descending Incinerating Space Capsule.


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 21, 2008, 08:32:46 AM
Curious George Does Dallas


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: ghouck on November 21, 2008, 05:01:09 PM
Bi-Curious George and his life of lust

Curious George Gets Euthanized

Curious Georget does 10 for "Statch" (prison lingo for "statutory rape")

Curious George and the date that pushed him too far.

Curious George goes to a Rave

Curious George and the Turkish Prison

Curious Georger and the mission to Mars (Notice it's NOT "To Mars and BACK")

Curious George Gets a Job at a Cosmetics Company

Curious George Gets Entangled in a Wheat Thresher

Curious George Touches Himself at the Zoo

Curious George Meets "Mr Hands"


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Patient7 on November 22, 2008, 01:31:26 PM
Curious George and the Bottle of Ether!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/Tshirts/9CUW106~Curious-George-Ether-Posters.jpg)


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 01:34:16 PM
Curious George Dates Jessica Lange

Curious George Gets A Pacemaker


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: JJ80 on November 22, 2008, 03:52:52 PM
"Curious George And The Miracle Flea Repellent";
"Curious George Goes To A Banana Republic";
"Curious George And The Fur Trappers"


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: AndyC on November 22, 2008, 11:08:02 PM
Curious George and the Large Hadron Collider


Title: Re: Curious George Books We Will Never See
Post by: Patient7 on November 23, 2008, 02:26:43 AM
Curious George Swallows His Cell Phone.


Hey, every five year old has a cell phone and they need a character they can relate to.