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Title: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Ash on June 13, 2007, 05:30:34 PM
I read this the other day and thought I'd share it with you.
It seems a woman was arrested recently for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse in Marshalltown, Iowa.

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7176/toiletpaperoverhz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Click on the link below to read the article.
Be sure to check out the woman's name.   :teddyr:

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4668/15000000356100000106028cf8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/7942082.html

Hilarious!   :thumbup:
I like how they threw a random shot of a roll of TP in with the article.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 06:28:15 PM
Something tells me the fine folks at KCRG have been duped.  This story is certainly ludicrous enough without the accused woman's name being Suzanne Butts.  :lookingup:

EDIT>>

OK, I give up.  Here's a video (http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/video/1490693/) and a more complete article (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/277798/iowa_toilet_paper_stolen_by_butts.html).  She does look like someone that would steal toilet paper...


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 06:33:30 PM
 Her name was Butts.  :bouncegiggle: Mebbe she needed TP for her bunghole.

Something tells me the fine folks at KCRG have been duped.  This story is certainly ludicrous enough without the accused woman's name being Suzanne Butts.  :lookingup:

Mebbe they just didn't get the full poop!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 06:53:12 PM
Mebbe they just didn't get the full poop!  :bouncegiggle:

RC, your sh!tty puns are so immanure.  This is America!  It is her constipational right to doo process.  Surely the theft was accidental as she fully intended to drop the load before leaving the lavatory.


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: raj on June 13, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
I can't handle these puns.  They're going in the tank and need to be flushed away.  This whole thread needs to be wiped.


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 13, 2007, 08:50:40 PM
I can't handle these puns.  They're going in the tank and need to be flushed away.  This whole thread needs to be wiped.

Yeah, really, what ashhole started this?


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Ash on June 13, 2007, 09:43:11 PM
Ha!
That video was great!   :thumbup:

One thing I want to know is, why is the Iowa state flag flying upside down?





Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: T-Rex Television on June 13, 2007, 11:56:08 PM
It was upside down day....?


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Scott on June 14, 2007, 05:38:08 AM
If it was in the county building then it probably wasn't worth crap, butt then again I could be wrong. County and state buildings usually use an economy brand toilet paper that disintergrates before it leaves your hand. All part of a cleaner enviroment I suppose.

It still amazing me how many times I look at the who's online section of the forum and find someone looking at one of Ash's Toilet Paper topics.


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Ash on June 14, 2007, 05:46:19 AM
I watched the video again and the flag isn't upside down. 
It was shown from the backside.

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Scott on June 14, 2007, 06:17:55 PM
Actually this has always been a very poopular topic on the forum. At first I thought this should be an annual event, but by it's very nature it must be a daily thing.


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: raj on June 15, 2007, 12:45:38 PM
Actually this has always been a very poopular topic on the forum. At first I thought this should be an anual event, but by it's very nature it must be a daily thing.

Just trying to keep things regular

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Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Torgo on June 15, 2007, 02:48:39 PM
(http://www.emptybottle.org/images/cornholio.jpg)


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Scott on June 16, 2007, 08:41:09 PM
It's official.........This solves the controversial question of "over or under" that started Ashthecats Toilet Paper post a couple years ago.

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3GLEjaBQU3I&mode=related&search=  


Title: Re: More Toilet Paper Madness
Post by: Ash on June 17, 2007, 05:23:14 AM
Of course, there are times when no amount of toilet paper in the world can save you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyAkwtYY7c

(I kinda feel sorry for her)