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Title: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 22, 2007, 10:57:54 PM
It's a boy!

(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/garrett_2hrs.jpg)

6:04pm on 22 June 2007
8 pounds, 11 ounces



Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Derf on June 22, 2007, 11:00:38 PM
Congrats, Borntreger family! Glad to hear the good news!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 22, 2007, 11:05:25 PM
:cheers:
AH!  Congratulations!!!!  What an amazing coincidence that Garrett should share the same birthday as Badmovies.org and Bruce Campbell!  That child is surely destined for greatness!  Here's the Wikipedia article on June 22nd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_22).
:cheers:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 22, 2007, 11:05:43 PM
He's a cutie!  
Congraulations man!
-Ed


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Shadow on June 22, 2007, 11:26:30 PM
Congratulations Andrew and Katie!! :cheers:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 22, 2007, 11:39:04 PM
Thanks all.  I'm going to have to do something nice for Katie.  She has given me three children, all over 8 lbs and all with big heads.

Crazy how his birthday ended up being the same day that Badmovies.org started.  Now I cannot wait until the kids are 8,6, and 4 (they are all 2 years apart) and I am wearing myself out just to keep up with the three of them.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Fausto on June 23, 2007, 12:23:06 AM
Cute kid you have there...a B-filmer in the making. I'm glad to hear that everybody's doing well.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Ash on June 23, 2007, 12:28:01 AM
Congratulations!
What an adorable kid the stork brought you.

Have one of these...
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8770/boxdj2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Snivelly on June 23, 2007, 06:57:28 AM
He's beautiful!  Now go buy Katie a day at a spa, after three babies that big she deserves it.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: indianasmith on June 23, 2007, 07:21:27 AM
Congrats, Andrew!!!! :cheers:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Newt on June 23, 2007, 08:06:43 AM
Congratulations!  And Welcome to young Garrett.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Jack on June 23, 2007, 08:14:38 AM
Congratulations Andrew!  Cool name choice too.  He's a big guy  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: ulthar on June 23, 2007, 08:42:04 AM
Congrat!   :cheers:

Best wishes to Mom, Dad, baby, brother and sister! 


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Dennis on June 23, 2007, 08:47:13 AM
Congratulations Katie and Andrew


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on June 23, 2007, 09:41:29 AM
Congratulations Andrew!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Raffine on June 23, 2007, 10:54:00 AM
Congratulations to the whole Borntreger gang!  :cheers:

I was a Friday baby, too.

Friday's child is loving and giving, as the saying goes.

Also, Friday's Child is the title of a memorable Star Trek episode chock full of Klingons and Julie Newmar!




Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Zapranoth on June 23, 2007, 02:36:51 PM
That is a cute little fat baby.  Congratulations to you both!

You should bring in a copy of "Heartbeeps" for Katie to watch in between feedings and naps.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Snivelly on June 23, 2007, 04:29:33 PM


You should bring in a copy of "Heartbeeps" for Katie to watch in between feedings and naps.

After looking at the size of that baby's head, I'd say the poor woman has suffered enough.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: JaseSF on June 23, 2007, 06:01:21 PM
Wonderful news! Congratulations to Andrew and family.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 23, 2007, 06:04:54 PM


You should bring in a copy of "Heartbeeps" for Katie to watch in between feedings and naps.

After looking at the size of that baby's head, I'd say the poor woman has suffered enough.

Thanks all.  Yes, even Ash.  I'm looking forward to Katie and Garrett coming home tomorrow.  He is really quiet, barely ever cries.  You really have to rile him up to get crying (well, that or when he is having his diaper changed - the circumcision seems a bit tender).

Oh, and Katie has already seen "Heartbeeps" thanks to me.  She would probably through her hospital food tray at me, including the food.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: raj on June 23, 2007, 06:08:32 PM
Congratulations Katie and Andrew!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Zapranoth on June 23, 2007, 06:20:20 PM

Oh, and Katie has already seen "Heartbeeps" thanks to me.  She would probably through her hospital food tray at me, including the food.

Yeah, I know... I remember seeing her post, before you review, basically saying "I beg you not to see this one."

Depending on the hospital, throwing the food isn't so much of a gesture.  ;)

Hey!  The insurance companies could start running Heartbeeps in the postpartum ward, and that'd for sure shorten hospital stays!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Scott on June 23, 2007, 09:20:11 PM
Congratulations Andrew ! ! ! Looks like he's already eyeing your copy of Gymkata.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Mofo Rising on June 23, 2007, 09:28:00 PM
Congratulations to you and your newly expanded family, Andrew.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Ash on June 24, 2007, 04:56:41 AM
Andrew,
I have to commend you on your name choice for young Garrett.

Too many parents these days give their kids horrible names.
Even if they do give their child a "normal" name, they often modify the spelling to make their child seem "unique".
As if it makes the child "special".

Ugh!

Read this article about bad kid names:
(be sure to check out the ABC News message board about this topic..there are some good comments there)

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3309227&page=1

Something on there caught my attention...
"Baby naming is big business today. Some parents are turning to professional consultants, computer programs, polls and even numerologists to achieve the perfect moniker for their bundle of joy."


---------------------------------------

I'm so glad you gave your kid a normal name.
Throughout Jr. High and High school, I was good friends with a guy named Garrett.
I actually ran into him recently at local grocery store and we had a humorous chat...   :smile:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Mr. DS on June 24, 2007, 06:36:41 AM
What a handsome lad he is too, congrats Andrew and Katie!  Heres to sleep deprivation and all the fun that comes with a baby!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: trekgeezer on June 24, 2007, 04:11:32 PM
Hey Andrew, I think you're pulling our leg with that picture. That kid looks 3 months old already!

Mine were both small and wrinkly. 

Congrats and have fun chasing them all around.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 24, 2007, 08:31:03 PM
I keep telling Katie that I make big and healthy babies.  If anything, Andy was our big and well developed boy.  He could immediately hold his own head up.  Garrett is doing that with some success as of today.  The nurse commented on it before Katie was discharged.

He really doesn't cry unless you are changing his diaper and that wasn't an issue until his circumcision (poor little guy).  But, man, change that boy fast.  He can pee and he has distance like you wouldn't believe.

I had Andy and Jenna outside today for a while.  We chased bugs.  Both the kids had little butterfly nets and their wire mesh bug cages.  Andy caught a pair of grasshoppers and Jenna managed to get both a moth and a little blue butterfly.  The kids both wanted me to catch a dragonfly (we have a small pond nearby), but those things are fast.

They both let the bugs go before dinner.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Menard on June 25, 2007, 12:43:36 AM
...and all with big heads.

Now why does everyone leave it to me to chime in the the obvious response 'takes after their father'?

It's not unusual for children to be given two middle names; I'm certain it was a typo, so I'll correct it: welcome Garrett Jonathan Menard Borntreger.

Hey, since we call the last boy Little Andy, can we call this one Little Menard?

Imagine having a child grow up to be just like me; I'll be a great Godfather.

Congratulations, Katie, on putting up with Andrew and all of the work you have done carrying and giving birth to three children.

Andrew; it's time to give that lady a break, so keep your hands off of her you hillbilly. Perhaps you should know that those things aren't for filling up with water and throwing off of a roof.  :tongueout:


Seriously, though, congratualtions to the two of you, Jenna, Little Andy, and the new addition...


...Little Menard :teddyr:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Trevor on June 25, 2007, 01:20:08 AM
 :smile: :cheers: :cheers:

Congratulations Andrew and Katie!!

This news has made a very cold Pretoria morning and a shivering me all of a sudden warm inside.

Hope all is well with Katie and Little Menard, sorry, little Garrett!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 25, 2007, 06:08:21 AM
It's not unusual for children to be given two middle names; I'm certain it was a typo, so I'll correct it: welcome Garrett Jonathan Menard Borntreger.

Andrew; it's time to give that lady a break, so keep your hands off of her you hillbilly. Perhaps you should know that those things aren't for filling up with water and throwing off of a roof.  :tongueout:


Menard, we didn't forget you.  "Garrett" is just an anagram of "Menard."  Really.

Actually, I think the problem is that I always get confused between pull and push.  Them there con-dom things is unnatural city folk magic.  I can almost imagine them suffocating mah willy.  Besides, yah should see the boys in collared shirts after you hit one with a water con-dom, 'specially one of the ones with the stickum on it.

This news has made a very cold Pretoria morning and a shivering me all of a sudden warm inside.

Don't tell Katie that it is the middle of winter down there.  She is constantly hot.  I thought it would abate after the delivery, but she was still miserably hot last night (not that we weren't up every few hours).


Thanks you two.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Trevor on June 25, 2007, 09:11:39 AM
Quote
Actually, I think the problem is that I always get confused between pull and push.  Them there con-dom things is unnatural city folk magic.  I can almost imagine them suffocating mah willy.  Besides, yah should see the boys in collared shirts after you hit one with a water con-dom, 'specially one of the ones with the stickum on it.

 :bouncegiggle: I was wondering what on earth Menard was referring to!!  :bouncegiggle:

Yes, it is winter here, but in Africa, we have this kind of winter: cold in the mornings, as Colin Farrell would say, "Brass monkeys!" and then warmer as the day progresses, but there is always some sun somewhere and the sunsets, truly amazing.  :smile:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on June 25, 2007, 10:17:46 AM
Way to reproduce Mr. B! Congrats to yourself and especially Missus Badmovies.org on an adorable new addition to the family, heh. May Garrett shun mainstream cinema and develop a sense of humor you can be proud of. I'd buy you a copy of The Suckling, but I try to reserve those for the firstborns. :teddyr:

:cheers:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on June 25, 2007, 12:24:26 PM
Congrats to you Andrew and your wife Katie!!!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: BlackAngel75 on June 25, 2007, 11:32:46 PM
Congradulations, jarhead.  May you wear an apron and a splash guard on your face when changing your son.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 26, 2007, 06:31:41 AM
More thanks!  I mentioned in another thread that Garrett is keeping us on an insane schedule.  He wants to sleep all day, but at about 10:00 pm he starts wanting to feed every 90 minutes.  I am thinking that Katie feels like the Men in Black do, trying to adapt to the 37-hour Centaurian day.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Menard on June 26, 2007, 08:32:09 PM
More thanks!  I mentioned in another thread that Garrett is keeping us on an insane schedule.  He wants to sleep all day, but at about 10:00 pm he starts wanting to feed every 90 minutes.  I am thinking that Katie feels like the Men in Black do, trying to adapt to the 37-hour Centaurian day.

Sleeping all day, staying up all night, a voracious appetite (especially if it involves sucking on breasts); yep...Little Menard is already taking after his namesake.

 :teddyr:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: nshumate on June 26, 2007, 09:32:50 PM
See, this is what I get for going away for the weekend.  Belated congratulations, fellow procreator!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 26, 2007, 09:48:11 PM
Sleeping all day, staying up all night, a voracious appetite (especially if it involves sucking on breasts); yep...Little Menard is already taking after his namesake.

With the exception of sleeping all day, those quite match me too.  I'll have to ask Katie if she had any dalliances around September 2006.  I think she had already used her free dalliance card for 2006 by then.

See, this is what I get for going away for the weekend.  Belated congratulations, fellow procreator!

I think you have me beat, just because we have to stop.  Aren't you required by law to have at least five?  That is Utah law, right?


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: nshumate on June 26, 2007, 10:34:50 PM


I think you have me beat, just because we have to stop.  Aren't you required by law to have at least five?  That is Utah law, right?

If so, we're moving.  Make room in your basement!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Pilgermann on June 27, 2007, 02:57:03 AM
I should scroll down and explore all these other wacky parts of the forum more often. 

Belated, but I'd like to say congratulations! :cheers:

Oh, and three kids are plenty!


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: dean on June 27, 2007, 04:40:43 AM

Many congratulations from Aussie-land.  High fives and whooping noises aplenty!

How are the other youngen's taking to the new lad?


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: RCMerchant on June 27, 2007, 05:15:21 AM
Hey! It's a babY! A human baby! Not a Rosemary Baby!  :tongueout:  Seriously,Congratulations! My son Jed was born on a Friday too...the 13th of November,infact...I was afraid he would have 666 tattoed on his forehead,or something.... :cheers:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Ash on June 27, 2007, 05:37:37 AM
Hey! It's a babY! A human baby! Not a Rosemary Baby! 


Andrew, you could be thankful that Garrett didn't come out looking like this:

AAHHHH!!
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8273/itsalivesmft5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)



Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on June 27, 2007, 08:14:10 AM
Hey! It's a babY! A human baby! Not a Rosemary Baby!  :tongueout:  Seriously,Congratulations! My son Jed was born on a Friday too...the 13th of November,infact...I was afraid he would have 666 tattoed on his forehead,or something.... :cheers:

Or wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete? I can imagine the looks in the delivery room if that happened.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Poogie on June 27, 2007, 11:18:01 AM
It looks like you made it to the emergency room ok, I don't see any speed bump marks. He's a little cutie. We need to see some Katie and Andrew baby pictures so we can see who he looks like, as people always do,  hehehehehe.....just kidding. I send you good health and happiness for your family. Could you please send the other two over here, to get rid of our grasshoppers please, we're being invaded.  They actually attack at moments, especially when I'm watering.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 27, 2007, 04:43:42 PM
Actually, there was a joke in the delivery room.  When they found out we didn't know what we were having, one of the girls said something like, "Well, I hope its a baby."  I responded that I hoped so too, but if what came out was an alien squid baby, everyone should flee the room while I tried to hold it off.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: raj on June 27, 2007, 07:07:46 PM
LOL, Andrew.  How did Katie take it, or is she used to that by now.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Andrew on June 27, 2007, 07:55:10 PM
Katie is pretty much used to my humor by now.

Everyone will also have to forgive me.  I notice glaring typos in my posts and emails a lot lately.  For the time being, I am often trying to get ten or fifteen things done in small amounts of time and typing fast/not proofreading.


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: flackbait on June 29, 2007, 02:13:20 PM
Congratulations man


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Menard on June 29, 2007, 05:54:26 PM
Everyone will also have to forgive me.  I notice glaring typos in my posts and emails a lot lately.


Not to worry; we'll forgive you for not noticing your typos till now. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Tongue/mockery-022.gif)


Title: Re: Garrett Jonathan Borntreger
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 01, 2007, 11:06:37 PM
Missed this announcement, so I'm late too.  Congratulations on the birth of your son!  The best to your whole family.