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My list:

Giant Sharks make good drums - Gamera vs. Zigra
Dinosaur eggs are purple - The Mighty Gorga
A ship will blow up after a giant gorilla punches a hole in the bottom - A*P*E
Green goob will kill a person right away - Reptilicus
Electric eels will shock you if you put your fingers in their tank - Reptilicus

Any large building will explode and then burst into flames if kicked hard enough

 A corpse can be rotting in a grave for years...but when brought to life...it's eyeballs are in perfect condition-RETURN of the LIVING DEAD

That real pretty girl without a date...?  She'll die. 

The girl with the largest chest will be topless at some point.

Women always scream with the back of their hand covering their mouth.

When running from a monster, you will fall down.

The Japanese can rebuild their major cities very quickly.

Gorillas are blood-thirsty killers that lust after white women.

It's perfectly safe to fire guns and even set off explosions inside a spaceship.

You can smoke inside a space ship, too.

Severed limbs are very rubbery and will bounce.

German Shepherd dogs hate monsters.

Evil aliens are always scary looking.

Nice aliens are cute and usually glow.

is that weird...or totally predictable.  :question:

my choice would be...if the window to an airplane smashes mid-flight, only someone who is integral to the film/plotline up to that point will get sucked out.

Well I knew this but I didn't think of it ... I'm setting here watching "Journey to the Center of the Earth" you know the old one with Pat Boone.

Anyway - Skeletons remain completely attached together even after total decomposition.

Professor: He's been dead a long time, he's nothing but bones.
Token Babe: LOOK! (at the skeleton) he pointing at something.
Professor: By God he is ...

and there is was the hand in the air all the bones attached together, pointing.


Oh and a ancient city not seen in 1000's of years, is destroyed as soon as soon one sees it. Every time without fail.

Yes, that is correct and true:
ALL ancient civilizations, especially the ruins of ancient civilizations, will be eradicated very soon after discovery by the film's protagonists:
Citations:  Too numerous to mention, so it must be true, but "Mysterious Island" can stand in for them all.
Can't beat some from Andrew's Official Badmovies T-shirt:
Fruit bats are, strangely enough, carnivorous
Sweat-soaked shirts make excellent torches
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Some others:
Bronson Canyon is the single-most monster-infected, bad-guy intensive place on Earth.  Do not, under any circumstances, go there.
Solid rock can easily catch fire. (See any burning castle movie, also
                                   "Prehistoric Women", etc.)
If you are good, you may be shot numerous times with a variety of weapons and sustain some owies.  If you are bad, and it is your time to go, a simple pin-prick or fall from a short height, or even a pulled punch, can kill you or worse.
Cars burst into flames all the time.  Even after very mild accidents or crashes.
Always pull an arrow or knife out of your chest or leg.  No gushing bleeding will ensue.  Trust me.  It's all okay . . .
Monsters who have demonstrated a prior ability to crash through rock walls  can be held at bay with tree branches or thin wooden doors if you are cute enough and are making a heroic-enough effort to escape.
peter johnson/denny crane

When you need a fix, you can shoot up bug powder, and can avoid running out of bug powder by cutting it with baby laxative, which works just as well for killing bugs anyways. . . . Naked Lunch

Corpses that have been dead for hundreds of years can move without any problems when they rise from the dead (Zombi 2).

Werewolves can devour an entire man in less than a minute (Dog Soldiers).

Creatures that hunger human flesh love intestines especially.

Women are easy to knock out.

Radiation is the cause of all maladies.

A person that is stabbed in the gut will die in less than five minutes,

Psycho killers have represed sexuality,

Giant monsters always attack Japan. ALWAYS,

One of the only things that can stop giant monsters is a fruity looking robot,

Nature stock footage is bad fluff,

No one is disturbed by the violent death of their friend for long, and sometimes not even at all,

People that say "there is a rational explanation for this" don't know what there talking about,

Acting ability drops when someone is under mind control,

Music never gives away what's about to happen.  Never.

And if you don't fall down, the monster will magically appear in front of you.  Best to just stand your ground and light something on fire.

When reciting demonic incantation rites in a dead language, pronunciation isn't all that important.

All demonic incantation rites are in a dead language.

No space alien is quite as weird as a regular ol' starfish.

Another one is that you can take a corpse and stash it away behind a wall of a house, and not only will the skeleton remain completely intact, but the residents of the house will never smell the decomposing corpse!  One time I killed a mole in the back yard and tossed him in the garbage.  A few days later, getting within a couple feet of that garbage can would make you gag.  I can only imagine what a whole human corpse would be like.

A monster can punch you hard enough to literally send you flying 50 feet through the air, and it will only temporarily stun you (if you're a main character).

A fully automatic assault rifle has about a 20% accuracy rate out to distances of 10 yards, and this quickly drops off to 0% beyond that range.

On that note ... while a modern weapon nearly always misses, a musket or pistol can kill a man in riding away on horse back at full speed, through the woods with a single shot at great distances, fired from a unsupported standing position.

Whenever you find an odd substance bubbling up from the ground, by all means taste it.

Which movie was that from?

The Stuff (1985)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thestuff/index.html

A submarine can take crashing head on into and iceberg and lots of damage, but is highly flammable- King Kong vs. Godzilla

T-rex was a p***y- Future War, Rebirth of Mothra 3

Hell is actually a warpzone, like levels two through four in Super Mario- Event Horizon

Giant leeches are bulletproof- Attack of the Giant Leeches

That creepy old guy who lives alone- turns out he's supernice- The Monster Squad

Serial killers have a code of ethics- Silence of the Lambs

All werewolf movies should start with a scene fit for a soft-core porn film- Bad Moon, Dog Soldiers, An American Werewolf in London (by proxy)

Ron & Clint Howard have done some films I'd rather forget- Village of the Giants & Ice Cream Man, respectively

Hacking off a monster's entire arm is not a surfire deturrent- Lady Frankenstein, The Incredible Melting Man

The Japanese have some strange notions about chickens, or any bird for that matter- The X from Outer Space, Prince of Space, The Mysterians

Interpol has a pretty wide scope and works in some unusal areas of investigation- Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, Terror of Mechagodzilla

A Roger Corman film is never what you expected... for better or worse- ANY Corman film

The sequel is usually vastly different from it's predecessor- too many to cite

The only real goal of most species of insect, fish, and bird is to gang up on mammals, especially the bipedsm, and sting or nibble them to death.

Beetles can be trained to wear human clothing and speak in ghostly voices.

The Yo-Yo is the deadliest weapon known to man - Yo-Yo Girl Cop

Spiderman strangles women in the shower, kills men with gerbils, and has numerous lives - 3 Dev Adam

Mysterious Islands are full of carnivorous dolls - Attack of the Beast Creatures

Mankind evolved from plants - Revenge of Dr. X

There are no STDs - Every Late Night Cable Sex Movie Ever

Bikinis=profit - 90% of those Late Night Cable Sex Movies

Bird Flu viruses make noise and actively chase down targets - Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America

When Komodos fight Cobras the loser is the audience - Komodo vs. Cobra

Turkish Ninjas turn into mummies and burst into flames - Death Warrior

Teenage boys down Red Bull constantly when looking at internet porn - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

I've learned quite a few lessons from the first two Demons movies.

-The man who unites us will be a big black man. However, he will fall when his crotch is grabbed...fatally.
-Demons are basically zombies.
-After giving birth, a woman will hardly be tired and will be able to walk steadily in less than a minute.
-It's perfectly okay to ditch your birthday party in order to watch TV.
-It's also perfectly okay for a little kid to say he's home alone on the phone.
-Bodybuilders have no idea how to use a fire extinguisher.
-It never occurs to someone who is scared by a TV program to change the channel or turn off the TV.
-Non-replica katanas and fully-gassed motorcycles are readily available in movie theatres.

Demons 2, a classic!

The setups to Italian horror movies have always impressed me.  There seems to never been any backroom discussions as to whether or not something is plausible.  They have such a feeling of, "Wouldn't it be cool if this happened?!?!"  And they just go for it.  Awesome!

On a personal note, I was tricked by the movie Battle Royale.  The scene in which Shogo is tending to Noriko's infection and says, "Great, even expired drugs work!"  Yeah, well, I was never too concerned with the expiry dates on aspirin and the like.  Well, one day, perhaps a year after the expiry of my OTC painkiller, I came down with a headache.  I remembered BR and popped the pill.  Little did I know that the synthetic painkilling attributes breakdown into their natural form!  This includes such wonderful side effects as eroded stomach and nasal linings, nausea, and vomiting.  Sure, my headache went away, only to be replaced by a myriad of other symptoms.  Damn you, Kinji Fukasaku, for misleading me!  And here I thought I could take movies at their word...  Is nothing sacred?!?  :hatred:

Cavemen can instinctively fly 1000 year old Harriers (Battlefield Earth)

Certain space monsters are glittery purple inside, with no detectable intenal organs, but they sure don't smell very good when you saw one in half....

You can build a "death ray" for peaceful purposes- Danger! Death Ray!

A robot acting like a human=good- virtually every science fiction  movie in existance

A robot thinking they're human=bad -Blade Runner (though many come to mind)

Apparenly, human DNA is remarkably flexible and can combine with practically any powerful mutagen in existence with only minor complications- Leviathan, Xtro, Mansquito (among many others)

A person can easily scream while being strangled

Special Effects is not unlike saying Special Olympics

if your ever getting attacked by a killer and you happen to get away, by all means dont leave the house where he is.