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Title: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Andrew on July 11, 2007, 10:35:28 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg)

"The 1950's 'Shazam!' serial featured both Captain Marvel and his wife, Mrs. Captain Marvel.  She was later dropped from the plotline and replaced with a money in spandex."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Jordan on July 11, 2007, 10:58:42 AM
"Damn it, either we're going to win that Halloween costume contest this year, or my name isn't Dudley Manlove (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0542611/)!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 11, 2007, 01:07:02 PM
I see the way you're looking at her in that trashy tank top and knee high skirt.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: indianasmith on July 11, 2007, 01:22:49 PM
"You know, Ed, I like to wear women's knickers too!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 11, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Capt Marvel: Well, Mrs Captain Marvel it would seem the little blue pill is working, what say we go do a little ... you know ... SHAZAM!!

Mrs Capt Marvel: Oh, yes dear. But remember it last longer than 4 hours we MUST call a doctor.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2007, 03:32:11 PM
Guy:  "They'll never notice me walking out of the record store with these albums stuffed in my shirt."
Gal:  "Yeah, you're a brilliant one honey."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 11, 2007, 04:09:17 PM
Gal:  "His breasts are bigger than mine.  Damn him!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 11, 2007, 06:56:04 PM
Sure... I love it.  Pink is precisely what I had in mind for our death ray, Honey Bunches.  *sigh*


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: RCMerchant on July 11, 2007, 07:52:23 PM
 " I wonder what she would think if she knew I was wearing her panties right now...? And how thy  feel so soft and silky...nice and snug in my a$$-crack..."

  Uh...Dudley...your thinking outloud again."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Snivelly on July 11, 2007, 08:18:34 PM
Mrs. Marvel :  "The pool boy fills out his spandex so much better than you, Stanley."

Mr. Marvel : "You know, I was just thinking the same thing...."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: JPickettIII on July 11, 2007, 11:29:46 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg)

"How strange, I see a shaft of light when I look at his ear.  My mom was right, "He is an air head!"
%&!@$


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: ulthar on July 12, 2007, 12:38:17 AM
Look at him....smug ba*&^%d.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Mr. DS on July 12, 2007, 10:59:22 AM
Mr. Marvel:  If I could just tell The Ruler how I really feel about him I could be in his arms now...


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Ash on July 12, 2007, 03:21:04 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg)
             "Please don't kill me!  Shoot her instead!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Susan on July 12, 2007, 07:03:40 PM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg[/url])



What Jack didn't know was minutes before he slipped on his body suit Martha, who had enough of his criticizing her cooking, brushed the entire inside area of the crotch with superglue


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Menard on July 12, 2007, 07:43:49 PM
Just staying with a theme. :tongueout:




(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6553/plannine7oh3.jpg)



If anyone wants the program I used to caption that, it is freeware and it can be directly downloaded from my site here: http://trafficclose.com/downloads/ampw11.exe



Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: indianasmith on July 12, 2007, 11:57:20 PM
I shouldn't laugh . . . :lookingup:  really I shouldn't . . .  :smile:  ah forget it . . . . :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 13, 2007, 12:32:21 AM
Just staying with a theme. :tongueout:




([url]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6553/plannine7oh3.jpg[/url])



If anyone wants the program I used to caption that, it is freeware and it can be directly downloaded from my site here: [url]http://trafficclose.com/downloads/ampw11.exe[/url]





Nice touch, Manard.
karma for you


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Inyarear on July 13, 2007, 01:32:48 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg)
(Just then, Mr. Ricardo bursts in.)
"Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Texdar on July 13, 2007, 04:47:03 AM
Idiot!  I told him just because we're married doesn't mean we need matching jammies.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:30:51 AM
Cosplay: the Early Years

He wanted to do costumes and roleplay to put some spice back in our lovelife. *Sigh* The things I do to save this stupid marriage. We should have just asked that Joyce next door to have a threeway, she's pretty hot and her husband's out of town a lot, I'll bet she's lonely.

At least he didn't make us wear the shoulder pads.

And I thought just the dialogue Ed is making us say was pathetic.

This cell phone is digging into my hip, you uncaring idiot!

That's right try and talk your way out of this one, smart guy.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 04:20:05 PM
Mr. Marvel!? You see!? You see!? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! I'm the Flash!


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: jdlarch on October 16, 2008, 03:17:00 AM
Man: Now that they've established a uniform code I don't think I want to work at the power plant any more...
Woman: What a ridiculous hairstyle...ridiculous.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: sprite75 on October 16, 2008, 11:45:06 AM
The perils of agreeing to appear in a film while stoned, drunk, or high.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 06:03:54 PM
"Believe it or not, this is the movie we'll both be most famous for being in."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 11 July 2007
Post by: retrorussell on November 28, 2009, 06:54:26 AM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg[/url])



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