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Title: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 11, 2007, 04:25:15 PM
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192750.1020.A.jpg)

"I'll never be able to fill this cup with you sitting there watching me!"


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 11, 2007, 07:07:39 PM
Sheriff:  Now Deputy here tells me you had somethin' clever to say 'bout Gene Hackman and my mama, God rest her soul.


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: ulthar on July 11, 2007, 08:16:39 PM
Sheriff Teasle: You know, wearing that flag on that jacket, looking the way you do, you're asking for trouble around here, friend.


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: indianasmith on July 11, 2007, 08:23:21 PM
OK, Sheriff, I'm sorry I set fire to Widow Johnson's cat, and I'll NEVER do it again!   :bluesad:


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Shadow on July 11, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
"That's not what I meant when I told you to put your hands on your head."


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Torgo on July 11, 2007, 09:37:13 PM
"You are hereby accused of unleashing Mitchell onto an unsuspecting public."


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 12:00:57 AM
Now, I better not catch you in Turner's farm having "relations" with the sheep again, y'hear?


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 12:04:59 AM
Dateline was not the first to "Catch a Predator"


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Mr. DS on July 12, 2007, 09:25:11 AM
Men's shirts, all colors on sale at JC Penny's this weekend!


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: ulthar on July 12, 2007, 09:26:47 AM
See!  I has a  penis.


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 09:54:01 AM
Guy in the back: "I wish they'd just kiss and get this over with."


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Andrew on July 12, 2007, 10:31:13 AM
Sheriff:  "I'll ask you one more time, boy.  What do you know about the 60 lbs of bologna missing from Mr. Johnson's store?"


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Susan on July 12, 2007, 06:59:31 PM
([url]http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192750.1020.A.jpg[/url])


Jimmy didn't quite know where to begin in explaining how the bowling pin got wedged up there, but as he started with the sordid tale of an internet date gone wrong with a transexual, chills ran up Sherrif Daniels Spine


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Inyarear on July 13, 2007, 01:49:23 AM
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192750.1020.A.jpg)
When gas in California hit five bucks a gallon, they busted Jethro for "price gouging."


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
"Uh, the urinals are down the hall."


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 02:41:05 AM
You're under arreste for loitering in the 70s too long.

Won't poke fun of my hat again, willya?


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: MeanStreaka4337 on July 16, 2007, 07:28:16 PM
"You are hereby accused of unleashing Mitchell onto an unsuspecting public."

Hahahaha nice. I was going to make a Mitchell joke but I can't think of one better than that.


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: Terf on March 11, 2008, 11:38:25 PM
"Okay, boy, just take it nice and easy. He can't git to you. Now, where exactly did he touch you?"

"Ummm...Down here."

"That sick m-th-rf--king son of a b--ch!"



Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: AndyC on March 17, 2008, 05:14:10 PM
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192750.1020.A.jpg)
Once again, Joe Don loses the manliest pose contest


Title: Re: Caption for WALKING TALL?
Post by: fremontflyer on March 22, 2008, 03:27:12 AM
"So tell me 'bout this wrastlin' business."