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Title: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Ash on July 12, 2007, 01:04:02 AM
Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slumberpartym/index.html).

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slumberpartym/slumberpartym6.jpg)
"I'll pretend I'm Darth Vader, and you can be Obi-Wan Kenobi."


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 12, 2007, 02:26:22 AM
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Would you please step a little bit closer?  I'm dreadfully near-sighted.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: dean on July 12, 2007, 03:11:24 AM

Gotta love films directed by feminists... Anyways...


"I think my doctor misunderstood me right before surgery when I said I wanted it fixed so I could drill chicks"


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 09:42:31 AM
Killer: "You call that a fire poker? This is a fire poker!"
Woman: "No it's not, that's a power drill."
Killer: "I see you've played Pokery-Drilley before!"

...sorry, I saw the "Bart Vs. Australia" episode of the Simpsons yesterday. Heh.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 10:03:25 AM
Perhaps you're wondering why this drill is sticking out of my chest . . .


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Andrew on July 12, 2007, 10:43:05 AM
Girl:  "Is that a 3/8" shank?"


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Mr. DS on July 12, 2007, 10:55:31 AM
Girl:  This has gone on long enough, we need to get to the beach party!  The deal stands; I wear the Speedo shirt and you wear the Speedo bathing suit and thats FINAL!


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 01:06:06 PM
Killer: I see you like to get screwed


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Jack on July 12, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
Girl:  "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 12, 2007, 07:00:30 PM
Girl: So is that 1" deep bore auger or are you just happy to see me?


OR


Girl: No you twit, I said drill ME with your wood, NOT drill your wood.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on July 12, 2007, 07:46:10 PM
Girl:  "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"

haha!  Karma!


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Susan on July 12, 2007, 08:41:12 PM
Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slumberpartym/index.html[/url]).

([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slumberpartym/slumberpartym6.jpg[/url])



Sally's eyes filled with wonder when she saw the new Turbo 5.1 Deluxe curling iron


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 03:07:29 AM
"No need to be alarmed.  It's only a drill!"

9_9

It was there and I had to take it!


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 01:08:14 AM
What Norm Abrams is really doing in the New Yankee Workshop after hours.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 04:11:11 PM
I never realized that your drill was so big... let's go put that thing to good use.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: jdlarch on October 16, 2008, 03:12:08 AM
Drill Man: You are really gonna sit there with a straight face and tell me a flat tax doesn't favor the wealthy.
Speedo Girl: Not one bit. And it saves millions of man hours that the complexity of the current tax code wastes, which you would realize if you weren't retarded.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: sprite75 on October 16, 2008, 11:47:42 AM
The girl just encountered the serial dentist, who by night ran around with his drill giving people fillings.


Title: Re: Caption for The Slumber Party Massacre
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
If the feminist elements in this movie were any more obvious, that drill would be twice as big.

Nice product placement by the way. I'm sure Speedo's sales skyrocketed after this movie was released.