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Title: Eraserhead
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 12, 2007, 02:24:49 AM
I don't want you guys to drown in my caption enthusiasm, so I'll restrict myself to starting one thread a week.  :teddyr:

(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/captionEraserhead.jpg)

Eraserhead - dir. David Lynch (1978)
players:  Mary and Henry X

Quote
Mary:  I must admit, I'm not terribly familiar with The Book of Mormon, no.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 06:14:50 AM
Mary:  "Didn't I give you money to have your hair cut?"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 09:38:20 AM
Mary: "Damn it Harry, are you trying to scan me again?!"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Andrew on July 12, 2007, 10:29:34 AM
Mary:  "I bleached my hair to match the drapes.  Now are you happy?"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Mr. DS on July 12, 2007, 10:46:55 AM
Mary:  "You had me at hello..."


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Ash on July 12, 2007, 12:51:45 PM
"Kramer from Seinfeld!  So nice to see you!"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 01:11:12 PM
Or, to go on Ash's post...

"Kramer from Seinfeld!... wow... you're much shorter in person, aren't you?"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 12, 2007, 01:46:07 PM
And the staring contest championships are under way!


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 12, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/captionEraserhead.jpg)

Henry: I'm envisioning 4 numbers do you know what they are?

Mary: Yes, I think so ...

Henry: Well tell me!

Mary: Is it ... 2 ... 4 ... 1 ... 6?

Henry: Egad! Your a genius!

Mary: Oh Henry!

Henry: A candy bar??? :question:

Mary: No Henry, you, your pen pocket protector, has got me ... so ... you know.

Henry: Eager to multiply?

Mary: On Henry!

Henry: I'll get my slide rule.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: ulthar on July 12, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 12, 2007, 03:28:43 PM
She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.

LOL, my first thought was "I Dream of Jennie" too. I had a caption about a costume party with her going as Jennie and him as Kramer ... then I opted for the mind reader.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Jack on July 12, 2007, 08:19:57 PM
She:  "The long nozzle thing on the leaf blower goes downwards, away from you."
Him:  "Well, I'd never used one before."


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 11:27:02 PM
I can't believe we lost the Edward Scissorhands look-a-like contest


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Menard on July 12, 2007, 11:48:07 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3678/eraserheadry7.jpg)


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Texdar on July 13, 2007, 04:49:59 AM
I just found out Don King is my real dad.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: felgekarp on July 13, 2007, 03:13:59 PM
"Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under."


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 13, 2007, 04:33:54 PM
I'm not leaving until you tell me what you put in my shampoo


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:15:02 AM
I loved you as the voice of Roger Rabbit. What happened to your career after that?

Brad Dourif vows never to call this escort service ever again.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2007, 05:04:55 AM
" What?! Oh my gawd! Your...my ...sister?! Well...that explains a lot!"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: HarlotBug3 on October 01, 2007, 05:24:53 PM
I loved you as the voice of Roger Rabbit. What happened to your career after that?

Brad Dourif vows never to call this escort service ever again.

+ Karma for trivia geekery.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 07:10:47 PM
**Stare at each other for 5 min.**
Becky: "Oh, Art! Is that the Sound of Silence?!"


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: AndyC on October 02, 2007, 06:04:40 PM
"Oh Rughead, I love you. I don't care if you do hang out with a bunch of carjackers."


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2009, 03:06:50 AM
([url]http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/captionEraserhead.jpg[/url])




Excuse me, ma'am.. could I trouble you for a glass of water?  My Chia head is thirsty.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: Flangepart on November 06, 2009, 11:14:06 AM
Other men go blind when they do that Henry...you just get weird hair.


Title: Re: Eraserhead
Post by: El Misfit on September 05, 2010, 09:03:17 AM
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/captionEraserhead.jpg)
Mary: what about my glass of water?

Henry: I give up, what about your glass of water?