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Title: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 10:14:46 AM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/roadblock.jpg)

Cobra Commander: "Uhm, he who sssssssmellt it delt it?"

or

Roadblock: "I don't know CC, you got it wedged up there pretty far. I think you better explain to Bazooka what you were doing with his namesake while I go find Doc... or Tunnel Rat... yeesh."


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Ash on July 12, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 12, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.


Must of been a silent film.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 08:38:36 PM
Okay, that should work now...


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 12, 2007, 09:43:31 PM
Quote
Cobra:  Look, nothing personal, I just don't see the Nation of Islam as a legitimate sect of the religion.  We have the words of prophet Mohammad, you have Louis Farrakhan.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Shadow on July 12, 2007, 10:09:05 PM
"I hope he doesn't confuse me with those losers with the white hoods..."


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 10:57:41 PM
So, two black guys walk in a bar...


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: ghouck on July 12, 2007, 10:59:37 PM
CC to himself: YESS, He's looking at my butt. My manicurist said designer jeans and a little cologne was all I needed to get his attention and it worked. Now, play it cool, relax, did I do my bun excercises this morning? Oh thank god I did, , , He's going to ask me out, I know it I know it I know it. I wonder if he will take me somewhere nice. A nice dinner and some champagne, maybe we'll go dancing. . .

Roadblock to himself: What a nice tight butt, , , I want some of that, , , but He probably wants to go out to eat or some dumb crap like that, , , but, , , it's just dinner, it'd be worth it if that's what it takes to hit that, , , maybe someplace cheap, like Bob's Burger Barn, , A burger, a couple beers, then back to my place. . . .  


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Mr. DS on July 13, 2007, 11:35:53 AM
Cobra Commander: I see we have instruct our Crimson Guard that disarming prisoners includes taking away grenades among other things. 


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM
Stupid "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". I would have guessed Lifeline, or Quick Kick, or Breaker maybe even Shipwreck, but Roadblock? Well he does work out and he dresses like that.

The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2007, 04:59:18 AM
 Is that your bazooka pokin' me, or are you just happy to see me?


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 14, 2007, 08:40:41 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Inyarear on July 23, 2007, 07:09:34 AM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/roadblock.jpg)
"It's easy. You just throw a basketball. Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha...! Eh... Heh heh... Uh..."


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Poogie on July 23, 2007, 11:52:37 AM
" I want my money back, I asked for an Arabian dancer!"


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Jack on July 23, 2007, 03:26:18 PM
Dude in the back:  "So, your real name is Arnold Finkelstein?"


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: flackbait on July 23, 2007, 11:48:58 PM
Road block: Dude! will you quit looking at me like that, its creepy!


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 25, 2007, 01:08:29 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.

I don't know whether to feel gratified that someone else knows the Unknown Comic or just feel old.

"Did he hear that? He's sure to smell it. Why did I have radishes on my salad for lunch? Phew!"


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Flangepart on July 27, 2007, 09:56:19 AM
"Did i say CLAN? I ment KAHN!,like in Star Trek,yeah...


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 28, 2007, 09:20:54 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.

I don't know whether to feel gratified that someone else knows the Unknown Comic or just feel old.


I think you can feel gratified, as I'm only 26.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: asimpson2006 on July 28, 2007, 08:51:36 PM
Roadblock: The KKK took my baby away.  Did you have anything to do with?

Cobra Commander:  Does it look I'm in the KKK.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
Yes... yes... Roadblock, you are the Duke of New York. You are A number 1.


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: AndyC on November 28, 2007, 05:56:40 PM
"You're my b*tch now, snake face"


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: jdlarch on October 17, 2008, 01:36:17 AM
"Don't you hate uncomfortable silences?"
"It's not the silence that's uncomfortable..."


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 05:47:02 PM
"Now you're gonna find out why they call me 'Roadblock'!"


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: judge death on July 25, 2010, 03:48:41 AM
Excuse me, sir, what did you say has 6 legs and goes "Ho de do, ho de do ho de do"?


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 26, 2010, 12:19:54 PM
"Louis Gossett Jr.?  Oh s**t!  God, I hope he didn't read my review on Iron Eagle 3."


Title: Re: Oh Cobra Commander, what have you gotten into now...
Post by: Couchtr26 on July 26, 2010, 10:42:55 PM
Cobra Commander:  Well... I was out last night.  It gets complicated from there.