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Title: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Fausto on July 12, 2007, 11:44:46 AM The Sixth Dimension has been invaded by monsters from hell! I, King Fausto II (no relation to the former king, who looked suspiciously like Herve Vellachaize), am seeking the aid of King Andrew and his people in the Bad Movie Dimension to stop them! My army of zombies is not enough! Weapons of bronze or steel will not work, however, only weapons of celluloid. Thus, we must compile a list of movies so horrible that they can be classified as war crimes. When the list is completed, we can run the films over and over in a neverending loop until the bastards are bored to death. Please post as many titles as you can think of. Remember, the Sixth Dimension is counting on you!
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 12, 2007, 12:51:44 PM Good bad movies? If so then Dracula 3000
Bad bad movies? If so then Scarecrow Slayer Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Fausto on July 12, 2007, 04:16:04 PM Good bad movies? If so then Dracula 3000 Bad bad movies? If so then Scarecrow Slayer Bad bad movies, something that you'd rather drink draino than have to sit through. Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Andrew on July 12, 2007, 04:53:15 PM Candy
Sextette Heartbeeps Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? The Cars That Ate Paris The Alien Dead Manos Mongrel Mutant Pigs Robo C.H.I.C. The Star Wars Holiday Special Pink Flamingos The Trial of Billy Jack Voodoo Academy Weasels Rip My Flesh Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Shadow on July 12, 2007, 04:54:56 PM Mesa of Lost Women - the music alone will drive anyone nuts given time.
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Torgo on July 12, 2007, 05:25:17 PM Hollywood Strangler meets the Skid Row Slasher
The Jar Scalps Pieces Robo Ninja Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: RCMerchant on July 12, 2007, 05:51:27 PM I DISMEMBER MAMA
3 on a MEATHOOK PSYCHED BY THE 4-D Witch DEMON HUNTER---> [youtube=425,350] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQqOkiCqCc This is the only clip I could find on youtube ...believe me...you would be grateful I didn't find more. I owned this sad,sad peice of sh1t once... Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 09:09:45 PM * CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
* CARNIVAL OF BLOOD * KILLJOY Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Shadow on July 12, 2007, 10:04:39 PM * CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN * CARNIVAL OF BLOOD Lemme guess, you have (or had) that Something Weird double feature, too? :teddyr: Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: sideorderofninjas on July 12, 2007, 10:08:29 PM Massacre, mid 80s "in-action" cop movie...
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2007, 12:00:57 AM Show them a double feature of Tyler Tharpe's RETURN IN RED and that dreadful Gene Hackman movie, FULL MOON OVER BLUE WATER, and they will flee this side of the galaxy, poking their eyes out with knitting needles as they run!
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 02:55:55 AM The Abomination
Habitat Troll 2 Blood Freak Buttcrack Backwoods Children of the Living Dead Puma Man Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: RCMerchant on July 13, 2007, 06:17:45 AM Blood Freak I cherish BLOOD FREAK! It's a classick! [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00 Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Joe on July 13, 2007, 06:37:38 AM jack-o-lantern
demonic heartstopper granny black water valley exorcism blood relic studio 666 Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 13, 2007, 08:32:56 AM Demonicus
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare Aerobicide Star Odyssey Zombie Lake House of the Dead Night Ripper Robo-Vampire Zombie '90 Reptilian Evil Bong Ankle Biters Shock Treatment Shocking Dark Blackenstein Vampire Raiders - Ninja Queen and the Atomic Bomb of bad movies: Night Crawlers (the Polonia brothers one) Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 09:27:30 AM The Planet of Prehistoric Women
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 03:17:49 PM Blood Freak I cherish BLOOD FREAK! It's a classick! [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00 I love Blood Freak as well, but there's no denying how outstanding it is in terms of awful. Of course, it's still very much entertaining. Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 03:21:56 PM Let's not forget The Demon. South African flick that couldn't make up its mind if it wanted to be a basic slasher with no sense of direction or a giallo. All the scenes before the last 15 or so minutes just seem so pointless.
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Derf on July 13, 2007, 04:13:11 PM Stayin' Alive, the sequel to Saturday Night Fever. Please, Travolta, drop dead; you made me want to.
Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf, the Conrad Brooks-directed video production. I'd rather watch paint dry on Phyllis Diller's naked backside. Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 14, 2007, 09:59:37 AM House of the Dead... 2 :buggedout:
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Amontillado on July 16, 2007, 04:19:17 PM City in Panic
Superfights I Eat Your Skin Baba Yaga Metamorphosis (1990) An American Haunting The Day After Tomorrow Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Just Plain Horse on July 17, 2007, 06:28:29 PM (starting with the weakest)
YONGARY, MONSTER FROM THE DEEP SKEETER AMITYVILLE 3D JAWS 3D THE BRAINIAC THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE HOBGOBLINS RED ZONE CUBA (that last one is like Defcon 5 to me...) Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 17, 2007, 08:39:58 PM RED ZONE CUBA Defcon 5 the movie or Defcon 5 the state of emergency? :wink:(that last one is like Defcon 5 to me...) Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Just Plain Horse on July 18, 2007, 05:15:06 AM Depends... how's the movie?
some additions: BLOODRAYNE TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD EMBRYO SEED PEOPLE GREEN SLIME Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Fausto on September 05, 2007, 06:12:17 PM Sorry to get back to you all so late...Its taken months to clean up the damage here. The monsters from hell were defeated, unfortunately, many citizens of the zone died, as well (mostly from friendly fire - the movies killed them, too). I thank all those from the Badmovies dimension who offered their aid to us in this time of crisis. You can be sure we will lend a hand if you need it.
Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Mr. DS on September 05, 2007, 09:06:33 PM Fausto,
Sorry I'm late coming into the battle. In case the monsters should rise again, keep these in the arsenal. Some of the worst I've reviewed. Troll 2 They Saved Hitler's Brain Revenge Of The Living Dead Girls Invasion Of The Blood Farmers Hard Rock Zombies Caligula Frankenstein Island Dr. Jekyl vs. The Wolfman Deathsport The Day Time Ended Curse Of The Swamp Creature Creepozoids Bronx Executioner Assignment Outer Space Evil Toons Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: wtffilm on September 05, 2007, 09:17:41 PM FLESHEATER (or ZOMBIE NOSH. . . or REVENGE OF THE LIVING ZOMBIES).
PORNO HOLOCAUST ATOR 4: QUEST FOR THE MIGHTY SWORD It's difficult to say which one of these filled me with the most homicidal rage. . . but at least PORNO HOLOCAUST had a schnazzy opening theme . . . I do know that I'd rather watch both it and FLESHEATER back to back while having my toenails removed than ever sit through QUEST FOR THE MIGHTY SWORD again . . . Kindest regards, Kevin P. http://www.wtf-film.com Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: KYGOTC on September 05, 2007, 10:58:57 PM POPEYE THE MOVIE
THE STUFF MANOS HAND OF FATE and of course, STAR ODDOSEY (http://www.crazyape.com/creatives/nw1.jpg) Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: GoHawks on September 05, 2007, 11:21:39 PM I realize it's a little late, but here's my 2 cents:
FLESH GORDON 2 (1990) ABRAXAS: GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE (1991) Any movie starring Steven Seagal I can't for the life of me figure out how Andrew could give FG2 & A:GotU two slimes each. I would give them both 'skulls'. As for Steven Seagal, well do I really need to say anything? Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 06, 2007, 08:03:50 AM Halloween 3: Silver Shamrock
Savage Island Shriek if you know what I did last friday the 13th (I think that's what it's called) Execute me for blasphemy but...Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park. Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: RapscallionJones on September 06, 2007, 11:51:38 AM Robo-Vampire Plus everything else by Godfrey Ho. Chief among them, Catman 2: Boxer's Blow. You risk brain damage just by watching it.I'm about to win this thread with a single movie title. Turkish Star Wars. Everyone can go home now. Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 07, 2007, 12:07:46 PM Candy Sextette Heartbeeps Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? The Cars That Ate Paris The Alien Dead Manos Mongrel Mutant Pigs Robo C.H.I.C. The Star Wars Holiday Special Pink Flamingos The Trial of Billy Jack Voodoo Academy Weasels Rip My Flesh You know Andrew you HAVE sat through most if not all of these. Should we worry about you? -Ed Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: Andrew on September 07, 2007, 12:11:44 PM You know Andrew you HAVE sat through most if not all of these. Should we worry about you? -Ed Fearfully, I've seen all of those at least twice. I don't seem to be suffering any ill effects. I mean, I scream at the top of my lungs for thirty minutes straight before falling asleep every night, but otherwise - I'm good. Title: Re: The Forbidden Zone wants YOU! Post by: wtffilm on September 07, 2007, 02:50:11 PM I'm about to win this thread with a single movie title. Turkish Star Wars. Everyone can go home now. I think Turkish Star Wars is roughly the best movie any production company has ever made on a budget comprised almost entirely of fleece. . . Kindest regards, Kevin P. http://www.wtf-film.com |