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Title: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 08:52:58 PM
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/reanimator.jpg)

West: "Damn it Carl, you were teasing the polar bears down at the zoo again, weren't you?!"
Hill: "Herb... I can't... I can't feel my legs, man..."


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 09:11:43 PM
"Are you SURE this will cure my hiccups?"


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 12, 2007, 09:36:45 PM
Quote
West:  I'm afraid there were complications during your hysterectomy...
Hill:     Hysterectomy?!?


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 11:01:38 PM
We're in the factory where Carlos Mencia's "Pocket Priest" are made.


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2007, 12:06:12 AM
"Dude, you should quit while you're a head."




(That was inevitable.)


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Texdar on July 13, 2007, 04:48:30 AM
This is the last time I try to bake any Betty Crocker stuff.


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Mr. DS on July 13, 2007, 11:29:39 AM
So...can I offer you a drink of formaldehyde...


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Wortcov on July 13, 2007, 01:58:20 PM
doctor, be honest...will I be able to play the paino?


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 02:59:15 AM
It's just a scratch.

So did your audition for The View go as badly as i think?


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2007, 05:02:34 AM
" Hey, look on the bright side...you can rent yourself out as a bowling ball!"


...or ....


"I think yew gotta purty mouth..."


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 16, 2007, 02:59:36 AM
Equally inevitable:

The most important thing now is not to lose your head


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: ghouck on July 18, 2007, 10:26:42 PM
How did I get you? This woman on the street said for $20 she would give me head, , , This isn't exactly what I had in mind either. . .


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Torgo on July 18, 2007, 10:33:01 PM
It's just a scratch.

A SCRATCH?!!! Your body's off!


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 18, 2007, 11:14:37 PM
It's just a scratch.

A SCRATCH?!!! Your body's off!

To quote a certain black knight, "I'll bite your legs off!"  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Jack on July 19, 2007, 12:10:05 PM
Head:  "Well, it's better than the bedpan you had me in before I suppose..."


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 19, 2007, 01:38:06 PM
How to make a HOUSE IV pizza:


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Poogie on July 20, 2007, 10:11:02 AM
" I told you not to eat the corn bread and blueberries "


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: akiratubo on July 22, 2007, 03:26:59 AM
([url]http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/reanimator.jpg[/url])


West: I offered to shake your hand once before.  I think we understand each other better, now.


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: indianasmith on July 22, 2007, 08:59:10 AM
" I told you not to eat the corn bread and blueberries "


I TRIED TO TELL YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 04:46:45 PM
Don't worry, you can still live a normal life. I know this lady who is just like you. She's a former patient of mine.


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Musk Massacre on November 24, 2007, 06:46:42 PM
Good thing you're headstrong

Equally, equally as inevitable


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: jdlarch on October 17, 2008, 12:45:02 AM
"Penny for your thoughts..."
"Some candles would be nice."

or...

Doctor: So tell me what happened...
The Doctor (Tom Baker...in the chafing dish): When my TARDIS entered the time vortex I still had my head out the window, saying farewell to Adrick.
Doctor: Well, you don't have much time left now. *giggle*
The Doctor: Oh HA HA, very funny! Care for a Jelly Baby?


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
"Wow, you've eaten so much lasagna, you're starting to look like one."


Title: Re: The Man in the Pan...
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:42:58 PM
"Oh man, do me a favor and scratch my nose."