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Title: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Ash on July 13, 2007, 01:04:24 AM
Create a funny caption for this scene from The Karate Kid III.

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/karatekidiii/karatekidiii3.jpg)
"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. 
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!"


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Inyarear on July 13, 2007, 01:28:32 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/karatekidiii/karatekidiii3.jpg)
"This is the 'Holding Up Drunken Dolly Parton' move."


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 13, 2007, 03:56:56 AM
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OK, once again you're right Mr. Miyagi.  Democrite of Abdere was a hack.  If air had substance, surely we'd feel its weight in our hands.  Now can we stop this and make dinner?


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Mr. DS on July 13, 2007, 06:40:32 AM
Oh Daniel Son...you must have b@lls this big to try another Karate Kid movie.  You're 40 years old now.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 13, 2007, 08:20:42 AM
Daniel: "Okay Master, I know you owe Claude Raines a favor, but how does helping him move into his new apartment help me with my training?"

Miyagi: "It helps you to shut the hell up. Now be careful you don't drop anything. The last thing you want is the Invisible Man p**sed off at you."


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2007, 12:31:26 PM
Now carefully lift the turbocharger into Wonder Woman's transparent jet . . .


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 13, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
When can we start juggling with real balls?


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 10:00:20 PM
Listen, you sh!t in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: sideorderofninjas on July 13, 2007, 10:10:39 PM
Shouldn't there be some sort of music playing if we're line dancing? 


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 14, 2007, 01:42:39 AM
And now Daniel-san, I will teach you to pop and lock.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 02:50:26 AM
You are still not ready for a job waiting tables at Chili's, Daniel-san.

Ralph, this is how Henry Winkler warmed up for saying "Aaay!" on the set. Do it with me.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 16, 2007, 12:51:01 PM
- Sensei, are you sure John Travolta did this in Saturday Night Fever?


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: ghouck on July 16, 2007, 01:14:54 PM
Daniel-son, when evaluating a bull for purchase, remember that the bull with the heaviest testicles will produces the best offspring. .


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Jack on July 16, 2007, 08:13:09 PM
Miyagi:  "When serving a bottle of wine to a customer, you hold it like this, label side up so they can read it.  Oh, your stance is too wide, it makes you look like you're pooping in your pants."


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Poogie on July 20, 2007, 11:13:37 AM
"Okay......................you're ready for, The Price is Right, show."
 


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Mortal Envelope on November 08, 2007, 11:56:15 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/karatekidiii/karatekidiii3.jpg)
Miagi: Damn, Ralph...you're older than I am!


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: AndyC on November 08, 2007, 09:15:38 PM
This Vanna White fighting style. Very powerful.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: TheDope on November 11, 2007, 04:55:25 PM
This "Walk Like Egyptian"-style; very useful when attacked by Susanna Hoffs.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: trekgeezer on November 11, 2007, 06:48:17 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/karatekidiii/karatekidiii3.jpg)
"Mr. Miagi, how long do we stand like this before we decide it's not going to rain?"


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 11, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Ah Danial-san this is called the "hold-her-titties" positions.


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Susan on November 12, 2007, 01:32:15 AM

In an off-camera moment, Pat Morita demonstrates how to properly serve a tray of food for Ralph Macchio's career after acting


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: jdlarch on October 12, 2008, 01:30:31 PM
OK, so the next move Michael does in the Thriller video is...


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: sprite75 on October 12, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/karatekidiii/karatekidiii3.jpg)

Mr. Miyagi, Larry Craig might be able to do this kind of stance for extended periods of time, but it's damn uncomfortable for me!


Title: Re: Karate Kid Part III Caption
Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:23:17 AM
"Okay, you're done Daniel-san. Now hand in the bandana and let Hillary Swank out here."