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Title: Bathtub goo
Post by: Texdar on July 13, 2007, 04:54:12 AM
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/tubarm.jpg)


I told you jello baths won't make you look younger!


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 13, 2007, 05:31:20 AM
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Jesus Henry, you promised me you were going to stop doing this.  You saw Hellrasier like ten years ago.  This joke wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now!


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 13, 2007, 08:17:00 AM
"The Blob is back! And this time, it's horny..."


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Mr. DS on July 13, 2007, 09:30:32 AM
Ok...I guess its time to clear this clog...


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Andrew on July 13, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 13, 2007, 11:31:25 AM
Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.

I made that very mistake when I was little, trying to de-skunk my dog.  If he was to list the grandest humiliations of his life, I'm sure being dyed pink would be a close second to getting neutered.  Worst of all, the stench stuck.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 03:12:09 PM
...For those heavy flow days.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
World's worst Jello Wrestling Night ever.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 14, 2007, 01:43:37 AM
This is the last time I call Roto Rooter


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 14, 2007, 04:41:28 AM
Melvin, I told you not to use the bath tub for your science project!


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2007, 04:56:38 AM
 Dam...what a hangover...aw...sh#t! I puked in the tube again last nite...


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Wortcov on July 14, 2007, 05:24:45 PM
help, I have fallen into a a bathub full of hot sause!! it burns!BURNS!!! :hot:


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
Does this mean I've earned my "Red Wings" Flo?


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 13, 2008, 02:12:27 AM
"Spooky entity in the bathtub? Call TAPS: We can handle both!"


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: TheDope on January 13, 2008, 08:20:58 AM
She fell for the oldest trick in the world: The Old Silly Putty In The Tub Molded To Look Like A Guy's Arm Gag.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: AndyC on January 13, 2008, 11:40:34 AM
"Billy, I told you to clean this tub weeks ago. Now it's giving rise to new life."


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Justy on January 15, 2008, 03:10:48 PM
I really don't trust this backscratcher, but I'll try anything once.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: Terf on March 11, 2008, 12:19:21 AM
Sadly, the producers of "Dark Water" couldn't afford real water, and had to go with a cheap substitute for many shots...


OR


"FLOOOOO!"

"DAVE?! Is that you? What happened?!"

"I stayed in the bathtub too long, and turned into a giant prune! But then the sun came out and I melted into one large gelatinous blob!"

"Oh, Dave..." *Cries*

"Cheer up, baby. Look on the bright side: I'm sure we can get into Guiness Book of World records and make millions off of the curious public!"

OR


Marge didn't know what was more disturbing - the fact that there was a large, gooey life form in her bathtub, or that the arm appeared to be trying to grope her.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: richjr37 on March 11, 2008, 12:28:36 AM
"Take on me....Take me onnn..."


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: fremontflyer on March 22, 2008, 03:44:04 AM
The scene from Pleasantville involving Parker's wife they did not show in the theatres.


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: redsneaker on March 29, 2008, 11:48:50 AM
"Oh .. Sorry Hun... Did I make the water too hot?"


Title: Re: Bathtub goo
Post by: AndyC on March 29, 2008, 05:31:27 PM
"I told you not to squeeze that zit, Ed"