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Title: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Mr. DS on July 14, 2007, 05:34:14 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/freddyvg.jpg)

The producers of Freddy Vs. Jason Part 2; The Virtual Wars let out a huge sigh when they realized it just wasn't going to work.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 14, 2007, 09:19:31 AM
"Why does that hockey mask wearing freak get a better game than me? WHY?!"


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 14, 2007, 09:21:03 AM
"Up, down, up, down... left... A... right... Start... damn you Konami code!"


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Jordan on July 14, 2007, 12:35:55 PM
Freddy insists on using a joystick even though he owns Nintendo's Power Glove.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Inyarear on July 14, 2007, 08:54:04 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/freddyvg.jpg)
"GAME OVER!? I'll show you GAME OVER!!!"


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 14, 2007, 09:19:35 PM
Judge Ito today ruled in favor of plaintiff Fredrick Kruger in a landmark civil case, charging industry leaders Microsoft and Sony of "bias toward the dual-handed".  Microsoft officials have stated their intentions to appeal the verdict, but a representative of Sony has expressed "shameful regret" in "disregarding the mono-handed consumer base".  The company plans to release a special joystick later this year.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: dean on July 15, 2007, 09:28:59 AM

And so starts another round of Freddy Vs the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Andrew on July 15, 2007, 11:55:32 AM
Newspaper headline:  Teen mortality rate lowest in years.
Small story on page 4:  Video games sales up 10%.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: indianasmith on July 15, 2007, 01:37:52 PM

And so starts another round of Freddy Vs the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.

Karma for that one - made me laugh!!


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 15, 2007, 11:38:04 PM
Hitting hard times, Freddie found short term contract work as a product tester for an early version of the Nintendo Wii.

Atari's E.T. video game was so bad it drove some to murder.

Aw, Mom! Five more minutes, just 'til I reach the save point!


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 16, 2007, 01:22:01 AM
Typing: I'm Dreammaster83, what are you wearing?...  Where're you from?...  Elm Street?  Welll, so am I...  Wanna meet?


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: MeanStreaka4337 on July 16, 2007, 07:25:14 PM
Hey look, I was able to make myself in Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Wortcov on July 17, 2007, 05:45:58 PM
run noobs, or taste the wrath of  my über elite skillz!!


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: dean on July 18, 2007, 04:06:30 AM

And so starts another round of Freddy Vs the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.

Karma for that one - made me laugh!!

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Poogie on July 20, 2007, 10:46:49 AM
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I KNEW I COULD DO IT......................2,000 LIFES AND CLIMBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Dennis on July 22, 2007, 11:03:14 PM
They'll sing a different tune when I get a wii system.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: jdlarch on July 04, 2008, 10:16:43 AM
An original purchaser of the Atari 2600, Fred has played with his game system for over 30 years...and he has just realized that after pressing the fire button for the guy to jump from the plane, you have to pull back on the joystick to open his parachute! Oh well, he liked it better the way he had been playing it anyway. ***SPLAT*** ***SPLAT***


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Inferno on July 04, 2008, 10:52:52 PM
Freddy found he could put his own games into WarioWare for the Wii. He particularly liked the "Slice the Kids in half" game he came up with.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on July 06, 2008, 06:11:28 AM
Raiders of the Lost Arcade.

...it's that darn fedora :drink:


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: AndyC on July 07, 2008, 09:21:33 PM
He's a killer named Fred
With a razor hand
And he'll slice you up
In your own dreamland,
So watch out for Fred,
If he gets you you're deeeeeeaaaad!
Have you played a game from Atariiiiiii,
Have you played Atari todaaaaaay!


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Mr. DS on October 18, 2009, 09:36:03 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/freddyvg.jpg)
One hour later, Freddy realized how much ET sucked for the Atari 2600.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: retrorussell on October 18, 2009, 10:27:14 PM
Freddy was surprised when he played the Nightmare On Elm Street NES game.  It was like he never left hell.


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 19, 2009, 02:47:15 PM
Do you know where your kids are?
 
Yes, that right, they're playing video games. Video games that turn your children into perverted dream killers...


Title: Re: Freddy And Video Games
Post by: whitelion43 on October 20, 2009, 12:09:27 AM
Freddy finally realized his Ultimate dream, The Kill screen in Donkey Kong!