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Title: Sean Connery Post by: trekgeezer on July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/seanconnery2.jpg) "The name's Bondage, James Bondage." Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Andrew on July 15, 2007, 04:53:47 PM Most people do not know that Sean Connery auditioned for the part of Nova in the original "Planet of the Apes."
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Susan on July 15, 2007, 05:10:40 PM ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/seanconnery2.jpg[/url]) After the producers watched the first dailies for "Pretty Man", Connery was quickly replaced by Julia Roberts Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Texdar on July 15, 2007, 05:16:54 PM Sean made some extra money advertising the new suspenders for the new more fashionable Depends.
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: The Burgomaster on July 15, 2007, 06:17:32 PM Barbarella II: The Transexual Years
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Shadow on July 15, 2007, 06:46:04 PM "Where's Menard? I have a few words for him."
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Mr. DS on July 15, 2007, 07:07:19 PM I bet you're wondering where I keep this gun "holstered"...
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 15, 2007, 07:15:23 PM Quote Now why on earth hasn't Heavy Metal magazine called me back? Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 15, 2007, 07:38:38 PM The reason Bond never gets bored with all that fluff...
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Menard on July 15, 2007, 08:13:14 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/seanconnery2.jpg)
p***y.... ....galore Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: indianasmith on July 15, 2007, 09:30:02 PM "Where's Menard? I have a few words for him." KARMA!!!! That was the best so far!! OK, lessee if I can top it . . . nothing particularly creative comes to mind . . . . here we go: "Bring my pants back NOW, boy, or the Tall Man will be the least of your problems!!!" Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 15, 2007, 10:44:52 PM Joe D'Amato Presents Stephen King's Dark Tower: The Gunslinger
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 15, 2007, 11:04:28 PM Sean had to pay big bucks to halt the release of his ill-advised gay spaghetti western, Any Guy Can Play. But he did keep the boots.
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: ghouck on July 16, 2007, 12:38:59 AM I can't believe it, I got kicked out of "The Village People" for looking TOO GAY. . .
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 16, 2007, 12:55:42 AM Ahoy there, maties. The name's Capt. Soreass. In a moment, you fine, young, strapping men will be boarding my ship and your new home: The Ramrod
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Dr. Whom on July 16, 2007, 06:06:19 AM The MI5 swimsuit special calendar of 1973 was surprisingly popular
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: akiratubo on July 16, 2007, 06:21:43 AM ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/seanconnery2.jpg[/url]) "I don't care how impressive it is, I'll mind you not to stare! [/size]Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Jordan on July 16, 2007, 09:43:59 AM Here's two that I came up with on the fly:
"He's got Legs! He knows how to use them!" "The gun is good..... Sean Connery's penis is evil." Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Neville on August 10, 2007, 06:22:29 PM My name is Borat, and this is Kazakhstan's Commando uniform.
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Justy on December 08, 2007, 03:25:21 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/seanconnery2.jpg) OK Connor McCleod you have 10 seconds to get this gun out my hand or your immortal life will have some very unpleasant memories. Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 08, 2007, 11:22:30 PM If Capone comes at you with a knife, you come at him wearings a bandoliered diaper...That's the San Fransisco way
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 20, 2007, 11:40:22 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/seanconnery2.jpg) The opposite of Priapism Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: AndyC on December 24, 2007, 03:32:52 PM Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1970s.
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: indianasmith on December 24, 2007, 06:10:18 PM Andy, that was great! Karma!!
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: Dennis on December 29, 2007, 11:02:50 AM (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/seanconnery2.jpg) Professor Dent, this is a Webley Mk. IX survival suit, modified for desert use, it will give you a really bad case of jock rash, so you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?" Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 03:19:28 AM Sean's first take on "Outland" before reading the script....
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: schmendrik on September 30, 2009, 10:28:55 AM "Alright, dammit! THIS is what a Scotsman wears under his kilt! Now can we stop asking that stupid question?"
Title: Re: Sean Connery Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 06:01:01 PM This is the last time I fall asleep drunk around Johnny Depp!!!
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