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Title: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Ash on July 17, 2007, 03:18:33 AM
Damn!  Doesn't she look hideous?   :buggedout:
Create a funny caption for this classic shot from Mommie Dearest (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/index.html)

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 17, 2007, 06:41:39 AM
This isn't my dress!  I'm going to sue for $54M!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: ghouck on July 17, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
<Insert sound of completely unexpected, brutally powerful explosive diarrhea>


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Texdar on July 17, 2007, 10:01:08 AM
I need my Midol!!!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Mr. DS on July 17, 2007, 11:25:21 AM
Marilyn Manson had a press conference today to announce his summer tour plans. 


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: indianasmith on July 17, 2007, 12:20:40 PM
"My sister!! My Husband!! My Cat!!! My bed!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Shadow on July 17, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: ghouck on July 17, 2007, 07:36:47 PM
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Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.

Lol, Classic. . .


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 17, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
(Singing): "I see a little silhouette of a man SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE can you do the fandango . . . "


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 18, 2007, 01:44:41 AM
Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.

That's coldblooded, man.  Karma


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 18, 2007, 02:03:39 AM
The family dog keep leaving "surprises" around the house.

It's the best I can come up with.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: RCMerchant on July 20, 2007, 05:57:01 AM
The new lead singer for Cannibal Corpse.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Poogie on July 20, 2007, 09:55:38 AM
LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOLD YOU MY X CAME BACK AS A DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 10:15:27 PM
Joan Crawford: screaming zombie berserker and designer of children's formal wear.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: JPickettIII on July 21, 2007, 11:35:37 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)

"Next On The Real World, "Ragan (Exorcist)", Will Apologize For The Green Pea Soup On Amanda's Great Grandma's Wedding Dress." 

"She Was Trying To Hit Puck, But Missed.  Puck Then Flicked Boogers At Her To Exorcise The Demon Out Of Her With His Blessed Boogers."


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Raffine on July 22, 2007, 11:58:16 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)
Joan Crawford failed to grasp the concept of SHOUT stain remover.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: flackbait on July 22, 2007, 04:08:35 PM
KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 28, 2007, 10:55:55 PM
A PLEDGE PIN?!?  ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 29, 2007, 01:43:44 AM
It seems one of the side effects of Zantaxodryl has finally kicked in.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: jdlarch on September 08, 2007, 01:14:30 AM
OH, SO MY LITTLE GIRL IS SELLING MARY KAY NOW IS SHE!? I GUESS SHE'S JUST TOO GOOD FOR MAX FACTOR, OF WHICH I AM WEARING THE FACE-BLUING FOUNDATION!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK BEAUTIFUL!? HUH!? HUH!? AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Goji_girl on September 08, 2007, 02:44:11 PM
The way Malcom from "Malcom in the Middle" sees his Mom.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: HarlotBug3 on September 14, 2007, 03:25:40 PM
Mommie Dearest ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/index.html[/url])

([url]http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg[/url])




Knocked up!? KNOCKED UP!!

I'll show you how mommy should have taken care of "KNOCKED UP"!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: wired on September 17, 2007, 10:38:14 PM
ms oyl gets peeved when she discovers that olive has been running around with a few sailors.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: asimpson2006 on September 20, 2007, 06:22:06 PM
(Singing): "I see a little silhouette of a man SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE can you do the fandango . . . "

Karma for you on that one.

Sadly Christina became a skeleton after Joan become Scorpion and did his classic fatality.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2007, 07:19:46 PM
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Megalons Revenge on September 24, 2007, 09:10:16 PM
I PITY THE FOO!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Justy on December 30, 2007, 08:23:07 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)

DON'T LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!!
EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!



Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 30, 2007, 11:16:12 PM
Don'y you sass me!! I'm still a better mother than either of the Spears girls...!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: AndyC on January 01, 2008, 10:37:46 AM
Faye Dunaway almost starred in Scanners, but the studio opted for Michael Ironside instead.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 01, 2008, 08:39:55 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)
Click for effect, I cannot spell this (http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=2856&sound=/sounds/movies/godzilla/roar.mp3)


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: Flangepart on January 02, 2008, 11:03:07 AM
Zombie clothing designers : Next on Maury.


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 03, 2008, 09:22:34 PM
OH!, I got it!

(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)
"SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!


Title: Re: Mommie Dearest
Post by: DistantJ on January 04, 2008, 05:57:27 PM
*Belch*