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Title: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 18, 2007, 05:22:27 PM
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/captionReturnLivingDead.jpg)

Return of the Living Dead - dir. Dan O'Bannon (1985)
players (left to right):  Trash, Suicide

Quote from: Suicide
Ergo, an equatorial continental distribution could facilitate the commencement of a Snowball Earth event...  Hey, are you even listening?!


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 18, 2007, 05:33:26 PM
"You're kiddin me, right? I got so many f*cking pieces of metal shoved through those things I couldn't feel it if you set 'em on fire."


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Mr. DS on July 18, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Trash:  Don't move...a certain piercing is caught on your belt...


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Susan on July 18, 2007, 08:57:44 PM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/fios.jpg)

July 2008: Verizon launches it's new FIOS promotional campaign


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: ghouck on July 18, 2007, 10:22:13 PM
But, Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. . . .


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Torgo on July 18, 2007, 10:31:42 PM
"You're kiddin me, right? I got so many f*cking pieces of metal shoved through those things I couldn't feel it if you set 'em on fire."

LOL!! Karma for that one.   :cheers:


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 18, 2007, 10:42:18 PM
What do most guys do when a naked woman touches them?  Why, air guitar, of course!


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 18, 2007, 11:13:24 PM
What do most guys do when a naked woman touches them?  Why, air guitar, of course!


Well yeah, why did you think she was rubbing on him in the first place?  :wink:

Best gift anyone named "Steve" ever gave me:
(http://www.1ofakindstuff.com/products/AirGuitar2.jpg)


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 19, 2007, 01:32:12 AM
July 2008: Verizon launches it's new FIOS promotional campaign "Do not take no for an answer"

Susan, you clever lil' scamp you.  Haha.  Karma++;


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Texdar on July 19, 2007, 03:39:25 AM
I told you in this heat you'd stick to leather.


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Jack on July 19, 2007, 07:58:16 AM
Guy:  "It's always sex with you isn't it?  How come we can never just snuggle?"


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: indianasmith on July 19, 2007, 10:25:54 AM
But, Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. . . .

Karma for the Shakespeare quote . . .


Here's mine:



Cialis:  When the moment is right, will you be ready?


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Menard on July 19, 2007, 08:07:59 PM
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4874/livingdeadqi6.jpg)


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 19, 2007, 08:11:35 PM
Damnit women it's been over 4 hours I need to seek medical attention.


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: MeanStreaka4337 on July 20, 2007, 03:39:54 PM
Trash: Oh Suicide, you're my oddly pierced, hairless knight in shining armor.


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: JPickettIII on July 21, 2007, 11:41:03 PM
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/captionReturnLivingDead.jpg)

"Man, not again!  Why do you and I keep on getting latched together?!?!?!"

"Just don't pull too hard, remember last time?"


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 22, 2007, 01:07:19 AM
Worst pick-up line: I'm sorry, I got magnets implanted in my body.


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 04:34:11 PM
Look, I need money for the heroin this time. I found a Skinny Puppy box set on Ebay that I want.


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Sister Grace on December 25, 2007, 02:16:32 PM
A rare photo from Cindy Lauper's first wedding..


Title: Re: Caption: Return of the Living Dead
Post by: Mortal Envelope on December 25, 2007, 02:48:21 PM
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Girl: "$h!t dude, you're screwed; here comes Magneto!"