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Title: A Future President Post by: Inyarear on July 20, 2007, 11:51:09 AM (http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/idiocracy_various_logos.jpg) "History is made by stupid people; clever people wouldn't even try..." Title: Re: A Future President Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 20, 2007, 02:02:29 PM Quote I had no knowledge that sweatshop labor was being used to produce my clothing line. Both me and my partner, Wal-Mart, are deeply saddened by this realization and are doing everything in our power to remedy it. Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Andrew on July 20, 2007, 02:15:04 PM Don King called a press conference to personally disavow any use of a steroid-based hair relaxer.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: sideorderofninjas on July 20, 2007, 03:17:39 PM Both Houses of Congress, I have to come to calm the fears of the American public...Crystal Pepsi does not alter a person's fashion sense one single iota...
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: MeanStreaka4337 on July 20, 2007, 03:40:57 PM If that Mike Judge A-hole tries to get me to do Idiocracy 2. I'm gonna whup his @$$.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: The Burgomaster on July 20, 2007, 06:08:20 PM Richard Roundtree announces the blaxploitation version of THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 20, 2007, 07:00:59 PM Carl Weathers announce the making for of Rocky 7: Son of Apollo.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Susan on July 20, 2007, 09:29:27 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/idiocracy_various_logos.jpg)
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 10:01:19 PM Condoleezza Rice makes her bid for the presidency. "If one of you asks me one more f*cking question about how I plan on fixing the situation in Iraq, I'm gonna make your outsides look like you insides! Now tell me I'm beautiful! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Dennis on July 22, 2007, 10:23:03 PM I am not a crook.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 23, 2007, 01:07:36 AM Thulsa Doom was a big geek even into his college years.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Poogie on July 23, 2007, 12:07:50 PM " I know, I know, I'm wearing my wifes moo moo, just get past it, my suit is being altered as I speak. Now let's get back to the real issues."
Question from audience: " Excuse me sir, is you're hair getting altered too?" Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Goji_girl on August 03, 2007, 09:47:13 AM ... oh yeah, and to the owner of a yellow hummer, your car is parked on a guy.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Mr. DS on August 03, 2007, 11:04:57 AM See I told you all that I could make an outfit from I Party supplies.
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: jdlarch on July 24, 2008, 08:57:46 PM Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper...and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurrrious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! Title: Re: A Future President Post by: Psycho Circus on July 28, 2008, 10:52:31 AM Dennis Rodman unveils his new fashion range...
Title: Re: A Future President Post by: AndyC on August 02, 2008, 07:06:45 PM Little Richard announces that he recently found the mystic ruby of Cyttorak.
"I'm the Juggernaut b***h! Wooooo!" Title: Re: A Future President Post by: TheDope on August 07, 2008, 10:33:29 PM (http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/idiocracy_various_logos.jpg) First they clone Rick James, then they hop him up on steroids and give him delusions of grandeur. Thanks a lot, modern medicine.... |