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Title: Star Trek
Post by: trekgeezer on July 20, 2007, 12:39:24 PM
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Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 10:09:39 PM
Kirk: "12 Tribbles?! Curses, bested by a subordinate! And a female too! Damn it, this is most uncomfortable I've ever been..."
Spock: "Making sport of the rectal insertion of rodents? Highly illogical... but somehow intriguing."
Bones: "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a Jaws of Life! You're on your own for this one!"
Scotty: "Ah crap, there goes my record..."
Chekov: "Haha, easiest 30 credits I ever made!"
Uhura: "Boys, never play a woman's game. Now pay up and leave a lady to her privacy."



Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: Texdar on July 22, 2007, 10:00:10 PM
Uhura:  Yeah it was me...I farted.  Want to make something of it?


Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: Dennis on July 22, 2007, 10:34:53 PM
Spock, "Captain, I think we should boldly go where no man has gone before, the female nudist colony on Alpha Zeta IV"
Kirk "Excellent idea Mr. Spock"
Uhura "You morons would jump a dead alligator if you got the chance, or a live one if you could get some one to hold the tail"
 


Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: jdlarch on July 01, 2008, 10:35:54 PM
See? Nurse Chapel is on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!


Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: sprite75 on July 01, 2008, 11:18:18 PM
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Kirk: I wonder if Lieutenant Uhura will join me again in that set of hot tubs I've got set up in the forward observation deck?  Hmmmm...I'll have to stop by quarters and pick up the Cialis beforehand, don't want another embarrassment like that last time Nurse Chapel and I shacked up...


Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: Patient7 on July 01, 2008, 11:22:10 PM
Anybody:  Join the club, we get velour uniforms.  It's real velour, just let yourself go.


Title: Re: Star Trek
Post by: AndyC on July 02, 2008, 04:43:21 PM
Chekhov: Did I mention I like my vomen the vay I like my coffee?
Uhura: Every five minutes.
Scotty: Laddy, we really have to get you laid.
Kirk: It's been a whole hour since I last got laid.
Bones: Jim, you old dog.
Spock: Most Illogical.