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Title: Predator
Post by: trekgeezer on July 21, 2007, 09:34:00 PM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/1987_predator.jpg)


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 09:53:00 PM
Maria Shriver undergoes radical surgical procedure to finally put hubby Arnold in his place.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 22, 2007, 01:21:25 AM
I thought you said that once you become Govenor, you would get me my green card.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: akiratubo on July 22, 2007, 03:25:09 AM
You sure got a purty mouth.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 22, 2007, 04:17:50 AM
Quote from: Arnold
Now do you believe me?  One eye is green, the other is blue.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: RCMerchant on July 22, 2007, 06:12:05 AM
Ahm sorry my  dear, I would kiss you...but you have no lips!


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Mr. DS on July 22, 2007, 06:25:23 AM
Yes, just like I feared Mr. S.  you're going to need root canal work done stat.  Nurse Wilson please cancel the rest of my appointments for the afternoon and prepare the anesthetic....


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Andrew on July 22, 2007, 09:50:22 AM
Due to an unfortunate calibration problem with the universal translator, the Predator understood the phrase as "Never look a gift Norse in the mouth."


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Dennis on July 22, 2007, 10:10:56 PM
Change the **&*%$# helmet law and put a lane for bikers on the %%$%#*@ freeways NOW!!


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 25, 2007, 01:20:06 AM
Arnold swore to never go to another Comic-Con if he got out of this alive.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: BTM on July 25, 2007, 08:56:48 PM

I am NOT in the closet!  Fishnets and Dreadlocks are MALE fashions where I come from!!


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Poogie on July 26, 2007, 03:57:53 PM
" Just what I thought, you've been using those white strips."


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Flangepart on July 27, 2007, 09:51:01 AM
Yup. Front bicuspids gotta go. Now, lets aim "Mr. Laser"...


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Dennis on July 29, 2007, 01:45:31 AM
I can fix the nose and the chin, but I can't do a thing about your accent.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Texdar on July 29, 2007, 04:34:09 PM
What's this I hear about you trying crack down on illegal aliens in California?


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Goji_girl on August 01, 2007, 02:55:16 PM
Ah, now I see it, is it the pimple on your face? - man
What pimple? - Predator


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: jdlarch on July 24, 2008, 07:16:15 PM
P - Now, the next form of torture before I rip your spine out is....hoochy goochy goo! Does that tickle?
A - No
P - How about here?
A - Nope
P - And here?
A - Heehee...I mean no.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 26, 2008, 04:29:37 PM
"Tell me where Tom's Rhinoplasty is right now!"


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: Neville on July 27, 2008, 05:02:32 PM
Alright, alright! You're the star, you can have first billing. And the title of the film will no longer be "Dutch", but let me go!


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: sprite75 on July 28, 2008, 01:50:58 AM
When are you going to sign the bill that protects all us monsters from discrimination?  You said you'd do that you a--.


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: AndyC on August 02, 2008, 07:13:07 PM
"Alas, poor Arnold. I knew him Horatio."


Title: Re: Predator
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on August 08, 2008, 10:16:13 PM
"Will you hold still for god sakes, I can't see what's stuck in your eye if you don't stop fidgeting!"