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Title: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Ash on July 26, 2007, 12:53:34 AM
It's not a B-movie scene, but it's a funny pic.
Come up with a good caption for it.

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9159/seerox16118xe2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 26, 2007, 05:09:57 AM
"Well, at least I won't skin my knees . . ."


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2007, 05:26:23 AM
 The "fumunda cheese' grater.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Jack on July 26, 2007, 07:10:33 AM
Nothing beats the taste of grated children on a Triscuit!


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: indianasmith on July 26, 2007, 08:44:35 AM
Timmy was about to realize the magnitude of his misunderstanding of the phrase:
"Grate slide!"


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 26, 2007, 03:21:08 PM
Quote
I like children but I wouldn't eat a whole one.

That's stolen from somewhere, but at the moment I can't quite pin it down.  I want to say it was from Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Poogie on July 26, 2007, 03:42:50 PM
"ouch"


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Andrew on July 26, 2007, 04:36:59 PM
The truth about ramen.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on July 26, 2007, 05:13:33 PM
"A playground accident quickly ruined Jonathan Lipnicki's film career."


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 26, 2007, 09:12:26 PM
Many of the early Soylent Green machines proved messy and difficult to clean.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Flangepart on July 27, 2007, 09:45:30 AM
Most popular video on "Cooking for Kanamits."


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 28, 2007, 03:03:26 PM
Welcome to Jigsaw's Kindergarten for the Morally Questionable.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: asimpson2006 on July 28, 2007, 08:49:25 PM
At this point in time little Steven finally realized what it would be like to be a piece of cheese.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Susan on July 28, 2007, 09:43:28 PM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/soy.jpg)


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 29, 2007, 05:28:02 PM
Mmmmm, there's nothing better on top of a heaping bowl of entrail spaghetti than child and only freshly grated will do!


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Goji_girl on August 01, 2007, 02:48:46 PM
 I'm  not cheese!


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: VenominOhio on August 01, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
sometimes cheese just has to grate itself


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 02, 2007, 11:04:34 PM
Alton Brown's neverending nightmare.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Raffine on August 03, 2007, 03:27:55 PM
"Not surprisingly, the patent application for the automatic circumcisor was denied."


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Justy on December 06, 2007, 09:21:16 AM
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9159/seerox16118xe2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Asylum Films presents Weeney Todd The Demon Chef of Newbury Street


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: jdlarch on October 19, 2008, 07:25:00 PM
It looks like another villain is loose in Gotham City! Batman and Robin have just arrived on the scene:

Robin: Hole-y slides, Batman! I've never seen anything like this!
Batman: Hey, could you please stop with the awful puns? They grate on my nerves.
Robin: Well, obviously they're not as cheesy as yours!
Batman: *Groan!* Well Robin, you're right; these puns are bad any way you slice them.
Robin: *Double Groan*
Bystander: Aren't you going to save that kid?!!
Batman: Why? He's not in danger unless he's made of cheese! Since he's obviously not made of cheese he should glide right over unscath...
*Splat*
Batman: Hmm. I think now would be a good time for me to check out that timeshare I have in the Galapagos.
Robin: Wait for me!


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 19, 2008, 10:08:55 PM
If the kids want to play on the slide, hate to think what the jungle gym is like...


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: sprite75 on October 19, 2008, 10:25:26 PM
A slide like that would do wonders for a person's hemorrhoids.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Susan on October 20, 2008, 09:03:02 PM
lol i forgot about this caption.

Looks like the way the willy wonka movie should have ended...


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2008, 05:44:55 PM
It's not the slide that hurts, it's the pool of aftershave at the bottom.


Title: Re: Cheese Grater Slide
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:44:21 PM
"Man, this slide is HOT! I can't imagine it getting any worse!"