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Title: Green guy
Post by: Dennis on July 26, 2007, 08:20:40 AM
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                                               That's it, I'm never eating sushi again!


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: indianasmith on July 26, 2007, 08:47:50 AM
Tragically, John's nuclear acne prevented him from achieving his dream job of Playgirl centerfold.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Wortcov on July 26, 2007, 09:05:45 AM
soylent green is me!!   


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2007, 11:16:50 AM
Kenny Rogers emerges after his latest plastic surgery adventure. 


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: trekgeezer on July 26, 2007, 01:48:38 PM
Where'd you say you got your dentistry degree?


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Dennis on July 26, 2007, 02:34:41 PM
Unfortunately due to orthodontic problems Charles never quite succeeded in turning that frown upside down.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 26, 2007, 03:33:12 PM
Amazingly, the fat from Starr Jones' gastoric sugery came to life.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Poogie on July 26, 2007, 03:46:39 PM
" I knew these Halloween teeth wouldn't help............shouldn't have eaten the lips."


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: akiratubo on July 27, 2007, 07:13:08 AM
Only in the privacy of his own home did Dick Cheney feel comfortable showing his true face.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 27, 2007, 07:31:45 AM
Norbert Schumaker put his abundance of ear wax to use, sculpting a ten foot bust of his mother in law.  Surely now his wife would forgive him...


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 27, 2007, 09:37:18 AM
Recently released from rehab, Britney Spears is seen in a rare photo without her make-up on.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Flangepart on July 27, 2007, 09:43:44 AM
Estiban felt rather put out when Michael Moore left cut his cameo from "Sicko".


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: RCMerchant on July 27, 2007, 08:53:45 PM
 The Michilin Tireman's evil cousin.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 29, 2007, 05:35:40 PM
This scene was cut from the original Reefer Madness when it was realized that nobody, not even the most paranoid and hardcore of conservative, is naive enough to actually believe excessive marijuana usage will turn into... well... that.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 11:38:57 PM
Jim Belushi rises to face another day.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Goji_girl on August 01, 2007, 02:44:53 PM
This is what happens if you're on Santa's naughty list!


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 28, 2007, 11:12:51 PM
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nuff said


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: jdlarch on September 09, 2007, 02:45:42 PM
And welcome back to "Consumer Reports Magazine - Live And Online." We have just completed our latest challenge for Max Factor's new line of lipstick by spraying radioactive sludge from a nearby atomic power plant into our model Julie's face for a full 45 minutes and, folks, it looks like it's not just waterproof but nuke-proof as well! Well done! And let's have a round of applause for Julie for being such a good sport! Thank you, Julie!


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: TheDope on January 22, 2011, 12:33:20 PM

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Oh no; my Santa costume got all moldy!


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: El Misfit on January 22, 2011, 10:58:19 PM
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I didn't going green literally meant going green


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 24, 2011, 02:28:17 PM
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The day Hillary Clinton was told to take a good hard look at herself in the mirror...


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Barack Clinton on January 26, 2011, 12:19:35 AM
Rush Limbaugh, the only guy who needs several hours of makeup to host a radio show.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: El Misfit on January 30, 2011, 07:56:12 PM
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This is what happens when Toxie mates with the Swamp Monster.


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 30, 2011, 10:30:57 PM
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This is what happens when Toxie mates with the Swamp Monster.


With the genes of Frankenstein Gaira thrown in for good measure...


Title: Re: Green guy
Post by: Hammock Rider on January 31, 2011, 01:28:47 PM
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  Tree Beard's older, spinster sister, Bertha.