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Title: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Mr. DS on July 27, 2007, 07:03:31 PM This is from my review of Goliath And The Dragon;
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg) "Don't tell my horse, my achy breaky horse...I just don't think he'd understand..." Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: indianasmith on July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body. I was afraid . . . .
oh, yeah, the caption: No one had ever informed the people of the small Arkansas town of the dangers of inbreeding with their livestock . . . Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Snivelly on July 27, 2007, 09:57:43 PM "Who just called me a rrrreeeeeaaadneck?"
Ok, that doesn't translate well typed, so read it to yourself as a neighing horse. Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 28, 2007, 08:45:32 AM Recent evidence suggests Neanderthals went extinct, in part, because they insisted on wearing the entire animal, versus just the hide.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 28, 2007, 10:14:15 PM I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body. I was afraid . . . . Only in Texas? You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA. Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 29, 2007, 01:46:07 AM By the Gods! Look at the time; I'll be late for the Kentucky Derby.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Texdar on July 29, 2007, 04:32:46 PM Hmmm...I guess my hair isn't the only thing half-assed about me.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 11:47:21 PM I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body. I was afraid . . . . Only in Texas? You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA. Or Alabama. She'd be a prime catch with the ubermullet and the ink. Caption: Otis took the term "horsepower" a little too literally while in trade school. Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Inyarear on August 01, 2007, 11:46:26 AM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg) "I'll be your number one with a mullet..." Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Goji_girl on August 01, 2007, 02:52:24 PM It all started when I was five at my first rock concert.
"Mummy! I want a mullet!" Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Flangepart on August 01, 2007, 04:55:52 PM Mr. Ed desperatly hoped the Wizard would not return to compleat the transformation.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: asimpson2006 on August 01, 2007, 06:46:21 PM I feel so pretty, so pretty.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: VenominOhio on August 01, 2007, 07:23:41 PM "i`ll do anything to distract people that i`m half horse"
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Inyarear on August 02, 2007, 02:54:05 PM [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1OZg39Ylo I also consulted a further reference on this subject... Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Mortal Envelope on November 14, 2007, 06:54:09 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg)
Business up front and...horse poop in the back!" Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: TheDope on November 14, 2007, 08:55:27 PM Save a horse...ride ME.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Gwangi on November 18, 2007, 06:25:04 PM Does anybody know where can I find some Stead and Shoulders?
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 20, 2007, 01:23:50 AM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg) Momma really liked ridin' the ponies, but it didn't effect me none. Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: AndyC on November 23, 2007, 09:08:11 AM "Explain to me again why I'm wearing this loincloth, when my goodies are way back there."
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Justy on November 23, 2007, 11:36:08 PM Just need 4 skates and a stick and I'm ready for the NHL.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: jdlarch on October 13, 2008, 10:45:10 PM Man, I feel funny...I gotta lay off the 'roids. Sure makes my hair nice, though...
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: sprite75 on October 14, 2008, 01:13:15 AM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg) I can hardly wait 'till I get home and I can take a nice long shower with the Old Spice body wash. Maybe I could even get the Missus to help this time around... Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 06:19:42 PM "It's not a mullet, it's a perfectly natural horse mane! I'm half horse, remember?"
"Whatever makes you feel better, honey. Just take it off when we're done, okay?" Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Mr. DS on October 19, 2009, 09:28:01 PM The pony ride business sure has gotten dark.
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: whitelion43 on October 19, 2009, 11:52:39 PM Hey Wizard! When i said a ponytail, I meant my hair!
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: Mr. DS on July 25, 2011, 10:11:52 PM "Rides are $10, gotta problem wit dat?"
Title: Re: Centaur With A Mullet Post by: sprite75 on July 25, 2011, 10:13:57 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg) Yes ladies, I am hung in that fashion. |