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Title: Arnold
Post by: trekgeezer on July 30, 2007, 02:10:09 PM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/sundheimschwarzenegger.jpg)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger and I'm Clint Eastwood!


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on July 30, 2007, 03:12:09 PM
"This Californian, the first successful cryogenic experiment thought Mr. Schwarzenegger was kidding when he welcomed him back as the Governor of California."

The man's response:

"Yeah right!  Who the hell would elect you!?"


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 30, 2007, 09:17:37 PM
"I said help my election, not touch your erection!"


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 30, 2007, 10:10:06 PM
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ARGH!  My kidney!  You bastard!

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Quite whining, girlie man.  You've got a spare.


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 10:55:13 PM
If you gotta pee, go pee already. I'm not stopping you even if I am governor.


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 06, 2007, 12:31:31 AM
The two were laughing about a misunderstanding at a Compton fund-raiser when the Governor was campaining a couple of years back:

Arnold: So, into my speech, I was saying how the community and I are alike and I broke my name down in two parts.  Schawrtz means black in english, and if you change a letter in the 'negger'...


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: Mr. DS on August 06, 2007, 11:20:19 AM
Another Terminator movie? At your age?  Hahahaha!


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 06, 2007, 08:53:02 PM
Ted knew hiding his pet ferrets in his pants to surprise the Governator was a bad idea when he remembered it was mating season.


Title: Re: Arnold
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 26, 2008, 04:51:39 PM
AS: "haha, I just touched your wife's boobyknockers"