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Title: Licence to Kill
Post by: Kooshmeister on August 03, 2007, 12:54:58 AM
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"NOoooooooo! Not the Spice Girls! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 03, 2007, 02:16:37 AM
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Captain, quit teasing the dolphins!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Texdar on August 03, 2007, 03:05:36 AM
Twilight Zone.....the missing episode.

Ahhh....there's a monster on the Lido Deck!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: RCMerchant on August 03, 2007, 06:05:30 AM
 NEWS FLASH: "MAN INJURED IN FREAK LAUNDRY MAT MISHAP"


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Gerry on August 03, 2007, 09:34:50 AM
Can you hear me now?!?


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Flangepart on August 03, 2007, 10:56:17 AM
Mongo's MRI goes horribly wrong.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: trekgeezer on August 03, 2007, 11:06:16 AM
HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP!! I'm stuck in the porta potty!!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: indianasmith on August 03, 2007, 05:06:05 PM
Hey!!!!  That mermaid looks just like Rosie O'Donnell!!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: The Burgomaster on August 03, 2007, 05:39:31 PM
First, there was "CUBE."  Now, Anthony Zerbe faces the ultimate in terror in: "CIRCLE." No one under 17 admitted without parent.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Susan on August 04, 2007, 10:54:18 PM
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Where will you be when your diarrhea kicks in?


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: indianasmith on August 04, 2007, 11:10:23 PM
Good one, Susan!!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: asimpson2006 on August 05, 2007, 02:09:45 PM
I can't hear you speak up.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 05, 2007, 10:05:56 PM
Even the cast of Seaquest DSV hated every second of the show.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Poogie on August 06, 2007, 12:17:38 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......ANOTHER BAD HAIR DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 06, 2007, 12:37:37 AM
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!  THAT b***h CHYNA IS SINGING!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!  PLEEEEEEEEESE!!!!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2007, 04:28:27 PM
After one "Gookie" too many, Sister Diselocomotive knew it was time for "Mr Isolation chamder"


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Goji_girl on August 07, 2007, 04:49:44 PM
In the bathroom, no one can hear you scream...


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 29, 2007, 12:08:48 PM
Bill learns why they say not to drink the water in Mexico


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Mr. DS on September 05, 2007, 09:36:43 PM
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Scientists were shocked at what they saw while studying a new type of amoeba under the microscope that day. 


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Gerry on September 06, 2007, 10:02:53 AM
Senator Craig learns the hard way why you shouldn't respond to foot-tapping in the airport men's room unless you know the lingo.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: jdlarch on September 07, 2007, 09:09:19 PM
Bolstered by spinach, Popeye sang a screeching high "C" (on the high seas??)...facilitating his escape and the subsequent rescue of his beloved Olive Oyl.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: TheDope on January 22, 2011, 12:31:24 PM
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Okay!  Okay, I'll star in KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park!!  Just get me out of the washing machine!!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: El Misfit on January 22, 2011, 11:01:40 PM
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HELP ME, I GOT THIS CRAZED MAN IN HIS 100+ YEARS OLD UNDERPANTS TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH SNAKES ON A PLANE WITH HIM!


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Draug on January 22, 2011, 11:21:47 PM
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The fact that Milton Krest had the decompression sickness didn't stop him from building his own mobile recompression chamber so he could attend all the Justin Bieber concerts this year.


Title: Re: Licence to Kill
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 24, 2011, 02:55:32 PM
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The day Bill Clinton spied on the female locker room and accidentally caught Nancy Pelosi in the nude.