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Title: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Andrew on August 03, 2007, 05:09:52 PM
Serious film, but this picture seems to have some potential:

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/godzilla/godzilla4.jpg)
"I still don't hear any screaming.  What are the odds of both lobsters being mute?"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Mr. DS on August 03, 2007, 05:19:26 PM
Please stay for dinner, I'm sorry for earlier.  I thought I was grabbing the two cantaloupes on the counter.  I have one bad eye remember?


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: indianasmith on August 03, 2007, 05:25:46 PM
Don't reach into the tank . . . I don't want the pirhana to get your fingers as well as my eye!


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 03, 2007, 05:59:09 PM
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The last time I touched a woman I lost an eye.  I'm hope you'll forgive me if I'm overly cautious...


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Dennis on August 03, 2007, 10:26:08 PM
George had watched one too many hygiene films while in the service, hence the rubber gloves.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 03, 2007, 10:54:02 PM
I'm calling Maury.  That baby looks Mexican to me.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 04, 2007, 02:48:46 AM
"Yes Helena, I think once we've removed your arms things will go much smoother for both of us..."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 04, 2007, 05:30:03 AM
"Now all I need is Chiyo and my Azumanga Daioh waxwork collection will be complete!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 05, 2007, 09:52:38 PM
And this is my brand new expresso machine and........hey, you've been working out, sweetie!


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Jack on August 08, 2007, 08:15:57 AM
"Oh baby, you too sexy for your shirt!  Let me take it off!!


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Jordan on August 10, 2007, 11:39:42 AM
Allow me to comfort you with these new rubber gloves I've just invented.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Flangepart on August 10, 2007, 05:17:09 PM
Now you've seen the eyepatch, let me show you the peg leg and the parrot.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 07:20:06 PM
Eye-patch: 500 Yen
Rubber Gloves: 1500 Yen
Finding a girl willing to give it a try: Priceless.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: jdlarch on October 17, 2008, 01:01:05 AM
OK lean closer....closer...a little closer...now you may want to close at least one of your eyes for this next part...


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 3 August 2007
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 05:52:26 PM
The Japanese rip-off of Escape From New York called Escape From Tokyo.