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Title: Smurfs Post by: Mr. DS on August 04, 2007, 07:13:18 AM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brainy.jpg)
Brainy Smurf's intervention didn't go as well as planned. Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 04, 2007, 08:34:57 AM Because he had eaten all of the special "Smurf brownies" (in which the Smurfs' entire season's harvest of "Smurf Leaf" had been used), it would be a very dark few months following his mysterious disappearance...
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 04, 2007, 03:05:29 PM Archaeological evidence suggests primitive ancestors to the Smurfs were tetrapodal, ground dwelling scavengers. It is believed that some three million years ago, "The Smurfy Link", a direct ancestor to present day Smurfs, stood on two legs, not four.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: asimpson2006 on August 04, 2007, 03:21:28 PM Woah man, this grass is like so soft, it feels like I am in the ocean.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: VenominOhio on August 04, 2007, 09:20:58 PM while the smurfs do girly pushups, Brainy can`t even do 1
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 05, 2007, 09:20:24 AM "No thank you! I've had my fill of sodomy for today."
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 05, 2007, 10:18:16 PM No prizes for correctly guessing Brainy was a "bottom".
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2007, 04:45:46 PM Brainy Smurfs method of "Digging for truffels" disgusted the other no end.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 06, 2007, 11:45:40 PM Papa Smurf, can I smoke all this grass?
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Goji_girl on August 07, 2007, 04:52:16 PM Why the long face? Why can't we just set aside our differences and enjoy this grass?
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Inyarear on August 09, 2007, 02:06:49 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brainy.jpg) A scene from a Smurfitch match in the upcoming movie Brainy Potter and the Prisoner of Gargistan Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: jdlarch on September 04, 2008, 05:34:53 PM Brainy: Okay, okay. I thought my glasses were blurry so I got dizzy and fell down, but I just found out everything is blurry; this is a low-resolution image we're in. Therefore I am not dizzy and can go ahead and stand up!
*rustle*...*rustle rustle*... Brainy: Nope, I can't stand up. This is a low-resolution still image! (Then how am I talking?) *sigh* Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Draug on September 04, 2008, 06:41:37 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brainy.jpg)
The other Smurfs got really disappointed when they found out that Brainy had taken valium instead of Viagra. A whole day of planning an orgy, wasted. Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: sprite75 on September 05, 2008, 01:05:17 AM Oh great, Brainey got loaded drinking all that Smurf Juice!
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: AndyC on September 05, 2008, 08:43:50 AM Brainy suffers brain damage from being bounced out of town one too many times. However, he still hasn't won any sympathy.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Psycho Circus on September 05, 2008, 09:13:06 AM Papa Smurf: "Damn it! Stop showing off with your newfangle c**k push-ups!"
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: AndyC on September 05, 2008, 09:25:36 AM The other smurfs are disgusted to find Brainy having his way with a woodchuck hole.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: sprite75 on September 06, 2008, 08:06:40 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brainy.jpg) Brainey's aphrodisiac had some unexpected and rather unpleasant side effects. Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Patient7 on September 06, 2008, 09:18:28 PM Oh man, I have no idea where I am anymore.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Inferno on September 07, 2008, 08:51:54 AM Goddammit Brainy! We were trying to make a pyramid here!
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: Neville on September 08, 2008, 05:06:23 AM Bernardo Bertolucci's smurf remake of "Novecento" quickly joined the list of NC-17 cartoons.
Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: retrorussell on November 15, 2009, 05:58:41 AM ([url]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brainy.jpg[/url]) Brainy eagerly awaits being the recipient of a Smurfkkake. Title: Re: Smurfs Post by: paula on November 15, 2009, 06:44:37 AM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brainy.jpg) Brainy readies himself for his first foray into glasses-fetish porn. |