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Title: Captain Bob
Post by: flackbait on August 05, 2007, 04:24:30 PM
(http://www.windsweptadventures.com/Photos/20060403_newphotos/48-capt-bob-tarpon-homepage.jpg)
I'm not going to lie, this is exactly what it looks like.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 05, 2007, 05:32:43 PM
Just thought I'd take Rover for a walk.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Shadow on August 05, 2007, 05:35:22 PM
"Yes, I used my special rod to reel this one in."


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: CheezeFlixz on August 05, 2007, 05:43:18 PM
Well Doctor I was standing on the side of the boat, taking a leak and I guess flipper here thought it was a worm.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Andrew on August 05, 2007, 05:56:09 PM
"Fish?  What fish?  Taint no fish here."


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 05, 2007, 06:09:43 PM
Behold, the mighty icthyawhore.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Shadow on August 05, 2007, 06:23:40 PM
"I figured since I'm used to that fishy smell, why not try the real thing?"


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 05, 2007, 10:02:56 PM
The inspiration for Mark Twain's ribald "Whopping Cod" doggerel.




The genie gave Steve his wish, "big enough to slap someone with it" but decide to play a cruel trick in doing so.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Poogie on August 06, 2007, 12:12:49 AM
"Well, they told me this might happen, but I didn't believe them."


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Mr. DS on August 06, 2007, 11:16:29 AM
Girls tell me too that I also have a nice bAss. 


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2007, 04:31:04 PM
The Icelandic sucker fish knows no bounds.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 06, 2007, 08:48:21 PM
Yet another attempt by DC to retcon Aquaman into a cool character dies a lame death.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 06, 2007, 11:40:29 PM
I couldn't find any mermaids, so I chose the next best thing


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 07:16:10 PM
Don't knock it til you try it.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: jdlarch on October 17, 2008, 12:58:12 AM
If you can keep the sucker alive until you reach international waters....well, there ain't no laws against this out here!


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: sprite75 on October 17, 2008, 10:55:33 PM
I think instead of worms I'll just dip this in the water from now on.  Their bites don't hurt that bad, after all.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 18, 2008, 10:13:36 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Troy McClure, the one true bASS Master...


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
"Next time just go off the side of the boat, Grandpa. We gotta eat that later."


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: retrorussell on November 28, 2009, 05:51:17 AM
([url]http://www.windsweptadventures.com/Photos/20060403_newphotos/48-capt-bob-tarpon-homepage.jpg[/url])



The fish was delighted to learn that this new breed of worm had a cream filling.


Title: Re: Captain Bob
Post by: paula on November 28, 2009, 06:11:01 AM
([url]http://www.windsweptadventures.com/Photos/20060403_newphotos/48-capt-bob-tarpon-homepage.jpg[/url])



"YEAH, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!"