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Title: Doom Kitty Post by: Ash on August 06, 2007, 08:03:57 AM This cat is so hideous, it deserves its own thread. (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk2.jpg) "Happy happy, Joy Joy." Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: indianasmith on August 06, 2007, 08:25:22 AM No no, he needs a thick German accent raised in a maniacal screech:
"TODAY DER LITTERBOX, TOMORROW DER VORLD!!!!!!!!!!!" Good grief, that kitty cracks me up . . . someone really ought to make him a little brown hat with a Swastika on it . . . that is a Nazi cat if I have ever seen one! Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 06, 2007, 08:28:32 AM Hahaha. Karma for embarrassing my cat.
Quote from: Doom Kitty Mr. Bond, you look surprised. Expecting some other p***y, perhaps? Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Kooshmeister on August 06, 2007, 09:14:39 AM Mr. Bigglesworth decided to do away with his incompetent owner and take over the operation himself.
Oh, and karma for DodgingGrudge for the p***y line. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Mr. DS on August 06, 2007, 09:43:37 AM That is not my tail baby...
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: VenominOhio on August 06, 2007, 10:42:32 AM after hours of internet porn, Fluffy was wiped out.
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 06, 2007, 11:57:58 AM I picture him as a really old and disgusting CEO for a big company calling in his new secretary one night after hours, pants around his ankles and saying "Convince me not to fire you..."
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Andrew on August 06, 2007, 12:06:24 PM (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk2.jpg) The best part about eating mice is their sweet, succulent souls. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2007, 04:22:29 PM After the reincarnation,Hans Stavero Blofeld had the perfect disguise.
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: indianasmith on August 06, 2007, 06:18:41 PM The best part about eating mice is their sweet, succulent souls.
That one made me cackle even more (after just looking at DK again got me started!!) Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: asimpson2006 on August 06, 2007, 08:06:37 PM Fluffy after his fall to the dark side.
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 06, 2007, 09:06:17 PM Inspector Gadget was not prepared for his face to face confrontation with the real Dr. Claw.
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Susan on August 06, 2007, 09:11:14 PM ([url]http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk2.jpg[/url]) I charge by the hour. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Torgo on August 06, 2007, 10:36:09 PM Doom Kitty rules! :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 06, 2007, 10:50:06 PM Doom Kitty rules! :bouncegiggle: When people see him for the first time, the general reaction is, "OH my GOD! What is that?" But DK is caught between two extremes. Either he gets shaved, in which case he looks like something of a cross between a Dr. Seuss doodle and a gremlin, or he doesn't, and looks like Jabba the Hut. I think the former is preferable for all and sundry. As I said before, he has really bad allergies and all that fur is hard on him. Plus, it gets kind of hard to tell which end is which. (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk4.jpg) OK, I'll stop parading my cat before the board. But there are zillions of other pictures, so if seeing them would make life worth living, PM me and I'll send you some. :teddyr: Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 06, 2007, 11:36:32 PM If I hear one more snide comment that the Garfield movies suck one more time....
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Raffine on August 07, 2007, 03:26:27 PM Is it OK with his owne... uh, the man who looks after him to use 'Doom Kitty' images for avatars? :smile:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/doomkitty2.jpg) (http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/doomkitty.jpg) Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: BTM on August 07, 2007, 04:25:33 PM OK, I'll stop parading my cat before the board. But there are zillions of other pictures, so if seeing them would make life worth living, PM me and I'll send you some. :teddyr: I'm curious, of those pictures, are there any where he looks relatively normal and is not staring at the camera while sitting in that weird "drunk fat guy" way? :buggedout: Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 08, 2007, 12:51:36 PM Is it OK with his owne... uh, the man who looks after him to use 'Doom Kitty' images for avatars? :smile: ([url]http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/doomkitty2.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/doomkitty.jpg[/url]) Haha. No, I certainly don't mind. Spread the love! Doom Kitty has always been something of an internet celebrity. Back in my button peddling days, we sold thousands of these: (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/punkcat.png) The blue hair was real. Unfortunately, my little sister had recently discovered the joys of punk rock and, during a visit, decided to update DK's style accordingly. Food coloring. :lookingup: OK, I'll stop parading my cat before the board. But there are zillions of other pictures, so if seeing them would make life worth living, PM me and I'll send you some. :teddyr: I'm curious, of those pictures, are there any where he looks relatively normal and is not staring at the camera while sitting in that weird "drunk fat guy" way? :buggedout: Not really. Here are a few. Left to right: slutty Penthouse spread; dramatic face shot; ferociously standing his ground in my dog's toybox. (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk5.jpg) Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Nathan Hofstad on August 08, 2007, 01:42:30 PM Unfortunately, even as jubilant celebrations broke out all over the galaxy, not even Luke Skywalker was aware that Darth Persian still lived.
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Flangepart on August 08, 2007, 04:27:33 PM That....is the scariest looking p***ycat i've ever seen. Yeeps!
(ahem)... All cats are of the dark side,Obi Wan.You should see what i can do with a sith hairball. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: BTM on August 08, 2007, 09:52:14 PM Haha. No, I certainly don't mind. Spread the love! Doom Kitty has always been something of an internet celebrity. Back in my button peddling days, we sold thousands of these: ([url]http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/punkcat.png[/url]) As in shirts or what? BTW, what about the whole sleeping thing? If i had a cat like that I wouldn't not want to wake up to those glowing eyes staring at me. In fact, a cat like that I'd have this nagging feeling that he's going to try and kill me in my sleep and probably put him in a locked room before I went to bed... Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Susan on August 08, 2007, 10:22:29 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/doomer.gif)
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Ash on August 10, 2007, 02:33:52 AM Great pic Susan. :thumbup:
I laughed out loud when I saw it. He needs a 40 oz instead of a 12 ounce bottle. Karma for you! :smile: Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Flangepart on August 10, 2007, 05:08:46 PM But he holds it it just so.
Susan...you scare me. Well, you and photoshop. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Dr. Whom on August 10, 2007, 05:32:27 PM ([url]http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk2.jpg[/url]) So we meet again, Mr Bond. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: jdlarch on September 13, 2008, 02:38:05 AM I'll tear them meeces to pieces! EEEEEHEEEEE!
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Neville on September 13, 2008, 06:07:00 AM In Soviet Russia, cats pet you!
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: sprite75 on September 13, 2008, 08:53:49 AM (http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/dk2.jpg) Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses. Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 03:38:06 AM GOODBYE........Mr. Bond!
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: retrorussell on September 30, 2009, 09:25:12 PM If Carol Channing or Phyllis Diller were a cat...
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 05:40:19 PM Ha! You fell for my fake Blofeld Identity,Mr Bond
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: indianasmith on January 13, 2015, 12:35:33 AM Aw man, the pictures are gone!!
Title: Re: Doom Kitty Post by: Flangepart on January 13, 2015, 09:00:28 AM Aw man, the pictures are gone!! DRAT! And the captions were going SO well... |