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Title: Howard the Duck Post by: Ash on August 08, 2007, 02:25:34 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/howardduck3.jpg) "So, how much do you charge per hour?" (guess which one is asking the question?) Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Texdar on August 08, 2007, 03:03:09 AM I like a good duck every now and then.
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: The Burgomaster on August 08, 2007, 05:35:53 AM Lea Thompson: "Here goes my acting career . . . right down the drain."
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Jack on August 08, 2007, 08:08:04 AM "Oh yeah honey, the feathers tickle. And you wouldn't believe what I can do with this beak!"
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: indianasmith on August 08, 2007, 10:27:13 AM The phrase "Peking Duck" takes on a whole new meaning . . . . .
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Mr. DS on August 08, 2007, 11:27:43 AM Duck me Howard. Duck my ducking brains out.
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 08, 2007, 12:45:07 PM "Well, we all know that ducks don't get wet, baby. Let's see if that applies to you too."
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: MeanStreaka4337 on August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 08, 2007, 02:54:10 PM Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica. Haha, karma :thumbup: I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply. Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: asimpson2006 on August 08, 2007, 08:07:34 PM This beak of mine is useful for more than just talking.
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Fausto on August 08, 2007, 08:26:59 PM Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica. Haha, karma :thumbup: I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply. My friend Bridgit went to that very same Q&A. I was gonna go too, but I had to work. Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: akiratubo on August 08, 2007, 09:34:07 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/howardduck3.jpg) Yeah, baby, let's put out cloacas next to each other so I can extend my penis and ... You don't seem interested all of a sudden. Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Shadow on August 09, 2007, 12:09:08 AM "'Um...why do you keep shouting Aflac in your sleep?"
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 11, 2007, 02:27:46 PM Lucas blackmailed you into doing this POS too? Let's just get hammered and get this scene over with.
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: Inyarear on August 16, 2007, 02:23:44 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/howardduck3.jpg) "Baby, getting it on with you is about as fun as doing it with a hamster. I've tried that, actually. It's a lot more fun than you might think." Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 17, 2007, 11:34:10 PM I like you. You're so understanding. Donald is so abusive, and Daffy whines all the time about that stupid rabbit.
Title: Re: Howard the Duck Post by: jdlarch on September 13, 2008, 11:03:42 AM HTD: I was a psychiatrist for a while.
LT: Really? Why'd you quit? HTD: I was a quack. *moan* HTD: I was also a chef. Even went to Cordon Bleu for a while. LT: Really? Why'd you quit? HTD: When they found out what I meant by "duck sauce" they kicked me out! *double-moan* |