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Title: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Mr. DS on August 10, 2007, 07:29:27 AM From my review of Baytwach's The Tower;
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bwtower6.jpg) "Ok the tower is blown, we can stop running in slow motion now..." Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Derf on August 10, 2007, 11:08:40 AM C.J.'s latest implants could no longer withstand the pressure.
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Andrew on August 10, 2007, 07:39:02 PM Previously on Baywatch, a seal eats twenty boxes of Alka-Seltzer.
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 10, 2007, 09:59:39 PM "Oh my god! It's Pamela's career since Barbwire! Hit the deck!"
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: The Burgomaster on August 11, 2007, 07:08:22 AM It's true . . . intestinal gas really is methane!
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: VenominOhio on August 11, 2007, 10:37:39 AM "So that`s wher eI left all the fireworks for the 4th of July beach party, C.J. did you have to take up smoking?"
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: flackbait on August 11, 2007, 10:47:19 AM She's going to blow! Run in slow mo! Run in slow mo!
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 11, 2007, 02:34:54 PM The Hoff and Co. proved early on what the real appeal of the show was when they blew up the writers' room with the entire staff inside. No one ever noticed they were gone, and the writers' salary budget went to better use for double side boobie tape and cheap vodka to keep Hasselhoff too drunk to suggest way to work his "music" into the show even more.
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Goji_girl on August 13, 2007, 12:11:36 PM *Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 16, 2007, 01:15:11 AM K.I.T.T. fired a missile at the tower when it found out what Hoff's been doing on the side
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Inyarear on August 16, 2007, 02:04:35 AM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bwtower6.jpg) Exhibit Title: "Kaboom!" The American Dream as envisioned by an action movie fan is neatly summarized in this oil painting of a still frame. Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Justy on December 10, 2007, 02:09:43 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bwtower6.jpg) The Hoff's explosive flatulence ruins yet another love scene. Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 19, 2007, 04:56:53 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bwtower6.jpg) They just plain ran out of excuses, didn't they? Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: asimpson2006 on December 20, 2007, 07:45:29 AM *Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!" Karma for that. Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Flangepart on December 20, 2007, 10:44:00 AM Boobies, boom-booms and bouncing. What made American TV great.
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Jack on December 24, 2007, 10:20:50 AM The Hoff: "Yup, the view is equally spectacular from this end as well."
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: Terf on January 22, 2008, 01:35:04 AM Terrorists - enraged by all the "fun" men in America get and the lack of it in the Middle East - set upon the last great icon of Californican civilization.
(The Hoff is one lucky dog in this pic) Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: fremontflyer on February 11, 2008, 04:44:15 AM Hoff: "Do these little black slippers make me look funny when I run?"
Title: Re: Baywatch Explosion Post by: sprite75 on July 18, 2010, 11:30:01 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bwtower6.jpg) Michael's attempts to install Windows 7 in KITT end rather badly. |