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Title: Tor
Post by: Texdar on August 10, 2007, 02:19:39 PM
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/torjohnson5.jpg)


Tor wasn't really what they were looking for in the Jesus Christ Superstar auditions.


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: Wortcov on August 10, 2007, 04:09:59 PM


"in a perfect world... the mentally handicapped will lead the blind"


Kris-Wilson


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: Flangepart on August 10, 2007, 05:22:33 PM
TOR : THE MUSICAL,inculdes the delightful ditty "Time fa go ta bed,ma baby."


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: indianasmith on August 10, 2007, 09:53:32 PM
Tor and his Dad reacted with shock, like the rest of the audience, when they heard Darth Vader say:


"LUKE - I am your father!!!"


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: The Burgomaster on August 11, 2007, 07:16:56 AM
First, there was BRUCE ALMIGHTY.  Then, there was EVAN ALMIGHTY.  And now, from the mind of director Mel Gibson, comes, THE PASSION OF THE TOR ALMIGHTY!


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: RCMerchant on August 11, 2007, 08:06:35 AM
([url]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/torjohnson5.jpg[/url])


  "RINGO! RINGO! AHHHH!!!!" "PAUL! I LOVE YOU,PAUL!!!"


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 11, 2007, 11:38:43 AM
You are now under the spell of my croissant staff!


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 11, 2007, 02:37:01 PM
Bill Ward and Geezer Bulter gear up for another Ozzfest/Black Sabbath reunion.


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: Mr. DS on August 11, 2007, 09:02:29 PM
HELLO FRISCO!


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: jdlarch on September 13, 2008, 10:34:30 AM
...And Tiny Tim didn't die after all; he enjoyed a life of crime and eventually went to prison, where he started his own thug "boy" band.

Or...

Mr. Manson's prison parties almost always ended this way; barbershop quartet songs sung by two with gusto, followed by a forehead tattoo session for all and sundry. "MY CLEMENTINE!!!"

BTW...is this a visual definition of the term "bedraggled?" (Except for the perfect teeth, of course!)


Title: Re: Tor
Post by: sprite75 on September 13, 2008, 04:32:35 PM
Quit touching my rod!