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Title: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: flackbait on August 13, 2007, 04:16:05 PM (http://www.lazydork.com/movies/fullmetal.jpg)
Sadly Fullmetal Jacket: the musical lacked something from the film Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: asimpson2006 on August 13, 2007, 07:01:01 PM Your hands will protect your groin if someone shoots you with a gun.
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 13, 2007, 10:12:21 PM The men at bootcamp learned the hard way not to share hookers.
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: sideorderofninjas on August 13, 2007, 10:25:11 PM The men of Fighting Michael Jackson Squad would soon undergo their toughest training learning to moonwalk under enemy fire... Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Texdar on August 14, 2007, 03:27:20 AM No one in the troop (including the drill sargeant) wanted to admit they had to go number one before they started the march.
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Doc Daneeka on August 14, 2007, 06:30:40 AM Everyone now knew just how much of a ball-buster the major truly was
...groan :lookingup: Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Goji_girl on August 14, 2007, 09:18:18 AM Someone put itching powder in their shorts...
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Andrew on August 14, 2007, 09:32:49 AM (http://www.lazydork.com/movies/fullmetal.jpg) Next time on "Mail Call:" Oingo Boingo goes to boot camp. Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: The Burgomaster on August 14, 2007, 05:13:39 PM None of them realized that if they would stop squeezing the pain would subside . . . .
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Dennis on August 14, 2007, 07:31:11 PM Who put Atomic Heat Balm in my athletic supporter? I'll keep you morons up all night doing this if I have to!
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Mr. DS on August 14, 2007, 08:54:38 PM Got Crabs?
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 14, 2007, 10:05:05 PM Liza Jane's sister strikes again.
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 16, 2007, 12:50:24 AM I still like the line:
This is my weapon, this in my gun / This is for fighting, this is for fun. Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: Inyarear on August 16, 2007, 01:57:34 AM (http://www.lazydork.com/movies/fullmetal.jpg) Before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" there was "Either Way, Boy, Your Balls Are Mine!" Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 29, 2007, 11:33:29 AM When the Drill Sergeant mentioned kick ball for P.T., everyone reacted instinctively.
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: jdlarch on September 08, 2007, 12:27:38 AM Well done men! Now if you ever go to prison you will need to change the position of your hand to the rear! And if you're ever in San Francisco don't bring your weapon, you'll need both hands free!
Title: Re: Fullmetal Jacket Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2009, 03:37:06 AM ([url]http://www.lazydork.com/movies/fullmetal.jpg[/url]) The men rose at 0600 hours and exercised to AC/DC's "Big Balls". |