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Title: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: KYGOTC on August 14, 2007, 12:13:14 AM
(http://snoot.org/i/wuss/godzilla-hump.jpg)

Godzilla- uh, this isnt what it looks like....


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: indianasmith on August 14, 2007, 12:15:19 AM
Little Akahito never recovered from his drastic, first-hand look at how little mutant dinosaurs were made . . .


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 14, 2007, 01:17:49 AM
I don't get the joke. Godzilla's just Heimliching Anguirus after a handful of screaming extras got stuck in his throat, nothing more...  :wink: 


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Inyarear on August 14, 2007, 01:59:53 AM
(http://snoot.org/i/wuss/godzilla-hump.jpg)
Back when this was made, many people
said it would never be possible to make
a weirder porno film than this.

Tragically, they were wrong.


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Doc Daneeka on August 14, 2007, 06:26:19 AM
Punch Pagoda red!
Ow! They're all black and white!
That's just the film color!
Film color? I'm colorblind!

*groan* :lookingup:


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Goji_girl on August 14, 2007, 09:15:54 AM
Anguirus: A little horny aren't we?
Godzilla: Yep... I've got spines on my back while you have spikes!


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Andrew on August 14, 2007, 09:30:50 AM
"Does your mother know that you got this Gamera tattoo?"


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Texdar on August 14, 2007, 10:12:28 AM
Sometimes even Godzilla needed to spoon.


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: The Burgomaster on August 14, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
In desperate need of creativity, WWE tries something new . . .


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 14, 2007, 10:19:12 PM
The worst selling illustrated edition of the Kama Sutra of all time.


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: flackbait on August 14, 2007, 11:32:24 PM
the true story of Mothera's birth


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Flangepart on August 15, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
Godzilla,monster proctologist,with his first patient.


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 16, 2007, 12:02:55 AM
Rule of thumb: never, NEVER, serve Godzilla a glass of Incredible Hulk


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: onionhead on August 16, 2007, 10:45:46 AM
Toho's one entry into adult films left something to be desired . . .


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: zenlizard on August 19, 2007, 04:04:55 PM
Brokeback Monster Island

Godzilla "Tell me how to quit you..."


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Justy on December 10, 2007, 10:56:02 AM
(http://snoot.org/i/wuss/godzilla-hump.jpg)

Minya was traumatized after discovering the birds and the bees by accident.


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: KYGOTC on December 10, 2007, 11:49:58 AM
"Does your mother know that you got this Gamera tattoo?"

Heh, that's great. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: jdlarch on November 08, 2008, 01:09:59 PM
You know what Darwin said..."Survival of the fittest." So let's see how well this fits.

Or...

Minya never knew such great pain could come from such a tiny fist. And no I don't mean the nipple tweak.

Wow, I went too far again. My apologies...but I'm posting it anyway!


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: sprite75 on November 08, 2008, 02:24:24 PM
(http://snoot.org/i/wuss/godzilla-hump.jpg)

You're doing it wrong!


Title: Re: Godzilla- Uh, this isnt what it looks like....
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:13:39 PM
Wow, porn in Japan is weird.