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Title: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Dennis on August 15, 2007, 08:25:33 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/200px-Minya.jpg)
Gee dad, mom says I'm old enough now, so you're gonna give me that talk about the Rodans and Mothras, okay ?


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Jordan on August 15, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
Amazing but true Sci-Fi fact #3986756783483483: Minya's Origin
Right before being bombarded with Gamma Rays from space, comic book character Ben Grimm ate the Pillsbury Dough Guy. After becoming the rock-skinned "Thing," Ben had a huge bowel movement, resulting in Minya.


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Goji_girl on August 15, 2007, 02:00:55 PM
It seems as if Godzilla raped King Kong and three days later ate a lot of Mexican food. Then took a really big bad crap resulting Minya.


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Potato king on August 16, 2007, 10:44:06 AM
"Don't lie to me, mum, I look like CRAP!"


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 16, 2007, 12:25:03 PM
"Cooooookies!"


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: HarlotBug3 on August 16, 2007, 03:21:26 PM
([url]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/200px-Minya.jpg[/url])
NONE OF THESE TREES ARE BIG ENOUGH TO WIPE WITH!


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 17, 2007, 11:58:13 PM
Minya: Mom, tell the truth, do I have a pimple on my face?

Mom: That pimple IS your face.


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Flangepart on August 18, 2007, 11:33:19 AM
The Pillsbury Doughboy should never have had children.


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 18, 2007, 10:25:57 PM
"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Dennis on August 19, 2007, 08:34:44 PM
"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
That had me laughing so hard that I choked on my soda. Karma.


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: jdlarch on September 13, 2008, 11:24:23 AM
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"

Cut! Thank you for auditioning we'll keep you on file. Please don't call.


Title: Re: MINYA REACHES PUBERTY.
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 13, 2008, 11:25:50 AM
Gary Coleman auditions for Ghoulies 20 years too late...