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Title: Bela Post by: Texdar on August 20, 2007, 11:17:18 AM (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/belalugosi9.jpg)
Ok, we don't have any pets, so I really would like to know who peed on the carpet? Title: Re: Bela Post by: Mr. DS on August 20, 2007, 11:23:58 AM (guy pointing): That is most certainly not a handicap spot, please move your wheelchair immediately.
Title: Re: Bela Post by: Gerry on August 20, 2007, 02:56:32 PM Bela: Dammit! How did I get in the red-herring butler role again!
Title: Re: Bela Post by: RCMerchant on August 20, 2007, 05:02:14 PM I vill find out who the killer is! Put your feet in -1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4-
([url]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/belalugosi9.jpg[/url]) Title: Re: Bela Post by: indianasmith on August 20, 2007, 08:39:22 PM There was a split second of silence, followed by the sickening thunk of skulls colliding as they all went for the quarter at once . . . .
Title: Re: Bela Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 20, 2007, 10:07:06 PM Dave managed to get almost everyone with the old "Are you afraid of heights? Your zipper is" gag.
Title: Re: Bela Post by: Goji_girl on August 21, 2007, 11:12:43 AM What's that? Ha! Made you look!
Title: Re: Bela Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 22, 2007, 12:43:50 AM You clean that up. No, you clean that up. No, you clean that up...
Title: Re: Bela Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 27, 2007, 11:40:28 PM ...You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself about...
Title: Re: Bela Post by: jdlarch on September 14, 2008, 05:40:04 PM Man in grey: Our first clue is this cheap knock-off persian rug. What would something so tawdry be doing in a nice house like this?
Woman, indignantly: I beg your pardon! This is my house, and that's my rug...I could just kill you! Man in grey: Aha! This woman has a quick temper and a propensity for violence. This case is solved! There is your murderer! Bela: But there's been no murder. We're all here to discuss thumb tack futures and stock options. Man in grey: Aha! Then why is there a dead body in that wheelchair? And why are you drawing our attention away from it? Hm? Perhaps you are our murderer, sir! Bela: That's Cedric, and he has narcolepsy... Man in grey: Oh......well I knew that. Oh, look at the time.... |