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So we've had most of the "wrong" topics mentioned - "he wet himself" scenes, barf scenes, silly sex scenes, I thought I'd complete the circle.

Something I've noticed in B-Movies is they often tend to pointlessly include the B-Movie alternative to the Hollywood sex scene - the random masturbation scene! Naturally some are more appealing than others. I find it funny how randomly pointless some of them tend to be, though, hahah...

How many movies can you think of which include these? Off the top of my head I can remember...

Toolbox Murders - The chick in the bath before the guy comes in and nailgun's her stomach.  :teddyr: :thumbup:
High Tension/Haute Tension - I've not even seen the movie but the girl randomly was in the clip I saw, before a mysterious vehicle showed up.  :question:
Dead End - That guy in the little shed. Ew.  :bluesad: :thumbdown:

Terror Firmer- Jennifer masturbates in a scene, and pickles are involved.  Funny scene that also includes Will Keenan, although he's just a 'fantasy' in the scene, not actually the character he plays.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High- Not a "B" movie, but hell, it's got Phoebe Cates topless, so I think it deserves mention.  She's hot as hell, and Kevin Klein's lucky to have her.

My personal favorite Jenna Bodnar's solo on the terrace in Huntress: Spirit of the Night

Fellini's Casanova finds visiting Paris something to Giac- **f to. Also, at the end of the movie, he finds the love of his life, which turns out to be a mannequin

Never saw the movie, but apparently Brigitte Nielsen did a fairly explicity solo scene in one movie, may have been Domino

I believe there is such a scene in QUADROPHENIA (1979)

Super Troopers: Mac whacks his weasel to a billboard supermodel, uses a radar gun to see how fast he's pumping, then uses the radar gun's cord to start choking himself. How's that for random?

...does that count as a B-movie?

weird-o-rama, , that was just a little over the top, even for Super Troopers.


It does in my book. . . .

I'm not proud I've seen this movie, but it was a date film and the girl I was dating at the time had to see ... at the drive in no less some all my friends saw my ride at the time there. I sure it the summer between my Jr and Sr year.

It was ...

"The Blue Lagoon" when the boys setting on the rock pounding his pud when Brooke Shields walked up behind him and catch him waxing the weasel. Made for an interesting date anyway. 

FADE to BLACK (1980)-Dennis Christopher is jerking off to a poster of Marilyn Monroe.
Not a B-movie..but the infamous cross scene in the EXORCIST.

Who could forget Ace Ventura jerking off in his hut and getting caught in the act in Ace Ventura 2 When Nature Calls?

One of the more disturing self satisfaction scenes that I've seen is from the final scene in the German splatter film Nekromantik. 

Anyone who has seen it will know exactly what I'm talking about.   :buggedout:

Oh yeah.  Seriously messed up stuff in that movie.  The scene with the corpse...ick.  And I own that thing on DVD.  What is wrong with me?!?!?

However, my vote for favorite "solo" scene is Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female. The movie itself...not bad, but I've been soooooo tempted to buy that DVD just for THAT scene.  But then I'm weird for Jennifer Jason Leigh.  Just wish she didn't smoke.

I know what you mean.  She sure does seem to play a prostitute a lot, which helps the 'image.'  MIAMI BLUES, THE MEN'S CLUB, etc.


It's not really a B-Movie, but Maggie Gyllenhaal has a pretty good fantasy scene in THE SECRETARY.

The teen in Serial Mom enjoying the Chesty Morgan movie a bit too much...

in the remake of Psycho from a few years back every scene was identical except for the bit where norman bates spies on the woman (forgot her name ) through the wall in the bathroom and we can clearly hear him molesting the banana. unnecessary IMO.

Kai San in Ebola Syndrome with some raw meat.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the crazy meat beaters in From Beyond and Silence of the Lambs yet! Especially considering the latter's aerial love note to the endearingly sheepish Clarice... pun intended, heh heh. :lookingup:

In his version of PSYCHO Gus Van Sant thoughtfully added a bit with Vince Vaugh polishing the ol' McGuffin in the scene where Norman Bates spies on Marion through the peephole.

Beverly D'Angelo pleasing herself in The Sentinel (1977). She had Christina Raines as a witness though.

Oh hell yeah, that movie was great fun! And is it wrong that her scene in the toilet cubical kinda 'did it' for me? heh




A lot of male jerkoff scenes mentioned here but not so many female ones. That's a bummer!

not really B movies but the female self pleasure in HIGH TENSION goes up there and in 2001 Maniacs, Nelson is humping his pillow then later Cody is whacking it to the lesbian cousins.

She played one in "The Machinist" also. I also have a "thing" for her, kinda bummed she didn't let the girls out in "eXistenz"


I gotta check that one out, Maggie is steadily climbing towards the top of my hotties list.

I think that the best that Jennifer Jason Leigh has looked so far is in Miami Blues.  She just rocked in that one as far as looks go.

And I saw Maggie Gyllenhaal on Letterman one time and she really came across as stylish, sexy but with a lot of brains and wit.

I can't think of the name offhand, but I saw a summer camp type movie in which every single boy in a hut was pulling it -- in synch, no less.  A counselor caught them and said, "What the ****?  Do you all want to go blind?"

Marion, that's her name.

When I read the title of this thread for the first time, I thought you were talking about sex scenes from that Mario Van Peebles, "Solo"!  (Which if I remember correctly doesn't have any!)

I can't belive you guys forgot the suana scene in Toxic Avenger,also the solo scene in Pleasentvill.

There's the hair cream sequence in the mainstream THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.