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Title: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Gerry on August 21, 2007, 09:43:20 AM
(http://www.xmission.com/~carpentr/fahrenheit451-2.jpg)

Montag: So far so good...as long as he doesn't do a body cavity search, he'll never find where I hid that copy of the Complete Works of Shakespeare.


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Texdar on August 21, 2007, 10:08:18 AM
See this is nice.  If only we had some marshmellows.


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: asimpson2006 on August 21, 2007, 10:53:41 AM
Although books provide a good source of heat, nothing beats propane.


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 21, 2007, 07:07:35 PM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Flangepart on August 22, 2007, 04:59:11 PM
 :hot:I got the smoker goin',now for the spare ribs and BBQ sauce!


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: asimpson2006 on August 24, 2007, 05:11:25 PM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!

I liked the Resident Evil novels. 


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 24, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
Well, that's enough of those Darwin books


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 25, 2007, 12:29:57 AM
Screw firewood! We can just heat the place with these OJ books all winter!


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Goji_girl on August 26, 2007, 10:43:30 PM
Screw the fire! I'm using the microwave to make smores!


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 26, 2007, 11:16:46 PM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!

I liked the Resident Evil novels. 

Yeah, I don't have anything against them necessarily.  I'm just equal opportunity when it comes to such jokes.  I even make fun of bands/books/movies I like.


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Mr. DS on September 05, 2007, 09:40:55 PM
I guess we can call these cook books...get it?  Cook books...eh heh heh...um...sigh...ok I'll finish up here. 


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: jdlarch on September 07, 2007, 09:25:16 PM
See? This open-air fireplace will provide ambiance as well as indirect lighting - much better than track lights..HA HA! Do you like throw-pillows?


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: HarlotBug3 on October 01, 2007, 04:59:28 PM
I guess we can call these cook books...get it?  Cook books...eh heh heh...um...sigh...ok I'll finish up here. 

BWAHAHAHA!  :cheers:


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: Neville on October 11, 2007, 12:53:28 PM
See? No need for foreign oil. With the complete works of Stephen King and Elmore Leonard we could warm the whole continent.


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: AndyC on October 11, 2007, 05:36:19 PM
([url]http://www.scifilm.org/images2/fahrenheit451-2.jpg[/url])



"They don't call these potboilers for nothing"


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: asimpson2006 on October 12, 2007, 11:48:42 AM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!

I liked the Resident Evil novels. 

Yeah, I don't have anything against them necessarily.  I'm just equal opportunity when it comes to such jokes.  I even make fun of bands/books/movies I like.

Well that is my fault for thinking you had something against them.


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 12, 2007, 03:30:08 PM
"Now that we've destroyed the last copy of Phantom Menace scripts without Jar-JAr, Liucas will have to put him into the movie..... Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwa-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha-hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa"


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: soylentgreen on January 14, 2008, 06:59:51 PM
(http://www.xmission.com/~carpentr/fahrenheit451-2.jpg)

Ya see, Monty, I told you how exciting working for the Kansas Department of Education would be!


Title: Re: FAHRENHEIT 451
Post by: fremontflyer on March 22, 2008, 03:55:22 AM
"Um yeah, I would light 'em up, but seeing as how there's no instruction manual, I don't know how to turn this thing on."