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Title: Seen at the office Post by: Dennis on August 30, 2007, 08:28:31 AM (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cage.jpg)
When I said you could have an office pet, I was thinking of something along the lines of a small puppy. Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 31, 2007, 01:53:48 AM "Well, you know that part about us being equal opportunity employers? Yeah, it's really biting us in the ass."
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 31, 2007, 08:18:35 AM I see the Orkin man has been slacking again.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 31, 2007, 05:28:21 PM Well, what else would you expect in a corporation? All CEOs are bloodsucking, puss oozing insects.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Mr. DS on September 01, 2007, 11:44:41 AM Asking for a raise was quite unheard of in Mr. Hopper's office.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Andrew on September 01, 2007, 12:17:17 PM Here at Bug-B-Gone pesticides, we take our work seriously. If our product can kill a one ton grasshopper, just imagine what it will do to the insects you encounter.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Jack on September 05, 2007, 08:26:11 AM Monster: "You guys got some extra copy paper?"
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: flackbait on September 05, 2007, 09:47:34 AM Thanks to the new security company bill hired, office theft dropped by 90%.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: TheAtomicAndrew on September 05, 2007, 10:13:38 AM Miles away on the streets of Chicago, one giant grasshopper whispers to another, "Jiminy is strong my brother, the infidel will never break him!"
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 06, 2007, 12:25:18 AM Bug: Steeeeeeeeeve, the Stevester, the Steve-man makin' copies. Steve-a-ling-a-ding-dong.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Flangepart on September 06, 2007, 08:10:31 AM The police interrigation was not going well, untill they thretened to pull hoppys legs off with a forklift.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 06, 2007, 10:47:59 PM The gang then realized they would never have enough melted chocolate, and gave up on their exotic candy business dreams.
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: jdlarch on September 08, 2007, 12:49:48 AM Tom: "When we built this aquarium I thought we would fill it with tropical fish. What the heck is this?"
Theodore: "It's a fish." Tom: "But it doesn't look like a fish..." Theodore: "Different kind of fish..." Tom: "OK, wiseguy. What kind of fish is it?" Theodore: "The kind you don't f**k with, that's what kind!" Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: Mr. DS on October 31, 2009, 07:51:12 AM "Don't mind him, he'll go away in about a minute or so."
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: JJ80 on October 31, 2009, 02:18:01 PM The new windowcleaner took a lot of getting used to.....
Title: Re: Seen at the office Post by: retrorussell on November 01, 2009, 03:17:39 AM The Cricket In Times Square proved to be a bit bigger than people expected.
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