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Title: The Goonies
Post by: Derf on August 31, 2007, 07:58:05 AM
I just watched The Goonies on dvd again, so I might as well haiku it.

One-eyed Willie's map
Beckons from another age.
Goonies will find gold.


Chunk Truffle Shuffles,
Breaks things and falls far behind,
But still saves the day.


Data invents things.
Wacky gadgets seldom work.
Teeth on springs are strong.


Title: Re: The Goonies
Post by: Mr. DS on August 31, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Shunned by his brothers
Sloth finds a buddy in Chunk
And screams, "HEY YOU GUYS"


Title: Re: The Goonies
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 01, 2007, 12:51:58 AM
You are delightful. 
Who doesn't love Chunk and Sloth? 
This is our time...Ours! 


Title: Re: The Goonies
Post by: Andrew on September 07, 2007, 07:05:09 PM
Good enough for you
is good enough for me, it's...
...Chunk ate the ice cream!


Title: Re: The Goonies
Post by: HarlotBug3 on October 10, 2007, 06:28:31 PM
Good enough for you
is good enough for me, it's...
...Chunk ate the ice cream!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

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