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Title: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Andrew on September 01, 2007, 07:46:44 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)
When it came to performing a bris, Rabbi Zion was often called "old school."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Dennis on September 01, 2007, 11:37:16 AM
            MYTHIC TREE SERVICE                                     
"When we prune a tree, it stays pruned"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Mr. DS on September 01, 2007, 11:40:34 AM
Pehaps we should take these silly helmets off to see where we're going...we are carrying some rather sharp equipment after all. 

OR


Welcome back to death rules blind man's bluff. 


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 01, 2007, 12:45:33 PM
Times were tough in the early days of home extermination.  Sometimes rats and dragons would intermingle and the alliances cost many a good exterminator his life.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: indianasmith on September 01, 2007, 07:57:14 PM
"Trick or treat!!!!!"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 02, 2007, 01:42:58 AM
"Uh, are you sure LARPing Unreal Tournament is a good idea, Steve?"


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 02, 2007, 02:15:35 AM
Hello, we're Jehovah Witnesses


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 02, 2007, 03:08:45 PM
These substitute teachers weren't going to let as much as a spitball hit them. 


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: dean on September 03, 2007, 08:01:57 AM

The NRL's new rules provided each team one game of murderball to decide the outcome for every touchdown challenge...


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Dr. Whom on September 03, 2007, 11:02:02 AM
When extreme ice hockey finally was made an olympic event, the Canadian team was sure of victory.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 03, 2007, 11:20:33 AM
SAW 5 vs. ALIEN vs. PREDATOR vs. FREDDY vs. JASON


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Neville on September 03, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
The medieval SWAT team had everything modern SWAT teams have, except holes for the eyes. They were introduced in the XXth Century.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Gerry on September 04, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
The bigger chimneys in medieval households required more agressive chimney-sweeping techniques.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Texdar on September 04, 2007, 04:26:35 PM
As Brian sat in the examining room, little did he know how the doctors were preparing for his anal exam.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: jdlarch on September 07, 2007, 10:17:11 PM
It doesn't slice, it doesn't dice. And don't you wanna know how it works!


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: DistantJ on September 30, 2007, 07:16:11 AM
The latest incarnation of the Power Rangers didn't do well with the censors...


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: AndyC on September 30, 2007, 06:57:26 PM
Troy Hurtubise constructs yet another grizzly suit


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Justy on January 02, 2008, 05:17:58 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)

OK girls let's go sell us some cookies.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Flangepart on January 02, 2008, 10:52:04 AM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg[/url])

Can you guys see squat outta your helmets, cause I'm seein' diddly..



Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: AndyC on January 02, 2008, 10:57:06 AM
Bill, Bob and Fred go after that bat that flew into the rec room


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 02, 2008, 01:07:17 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)

A really cool hybrid of lacrosse and fencing


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: DistantJ on January 05, 2008, 07:36:16 AM
Shut it, net face, at least you can SEE.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: retrorussell on March 24, 2011, 09:25:30 PM
Kendo just isn't what it used to be..


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: El Misfit on March 25, 2011, 11:17:11 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)
Dammit, why do the girls always run away, I mean we're dressed in shiny armor?


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Hammock Rider on April 06, 2011, 09:55:54 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)


At 4am the only thing on ESPN was Xtreme Field Hockey.


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: El Misfit on April 06, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)
today on WHEEL OF TORTURE.....


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: AndyC on April 09, 2011, 11:11:07 AM
"I don't care if we can't see what we're swinging at. Anybody dumb enough to come anywhere near us deserves whatever he gets."


Title: Re: Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf
Post by: Doggett on April 10, 2011, 03:07:42 PM

When you start having to dressing like this before you leave the house:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beowulf/beowulf2.jpg)


...You know the 'Lynx Effect' has gotten out of hand.