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Title: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Neville on September 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8933/snapshot20070913223114nj6.jpg)

We feel no pain!!!!


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Shadow on September 13, 2007, 05:27:26 PM
" 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About To Strike."


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: AndyC on September 13, 2007, 06:12:52 PM
There's gotta be an easier way to get maple syrup.


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 13, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
"Shrinkage is not an issue in this dojo.  Is it?"

"NO SENSEI!"


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 13, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
Hey, Rocky Balboa's over there!!!  Maybe he can train us to fight the Russian Karate team...


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 14, 2007, 12:01:11 AM
Here we see the shirtless karate masters in their natural habitat.  The cameraman had to be careful not to alarm them, as they have been known to maul, gore, and roundhouse those who get too close.


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 16, 2007, 02:24:08 AM
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8933/snapshot20070913223114nj6.jpg)

Where the Chinese Chippendale dancers go to train their kung fu and dry hump fat women.


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Mr. DS on September 16, 2007, 08:00:50 AM
The Master:  Yes my students, soon you will master the hard nipple poke attack. 


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: wired on September 16, 2007, 10:13:12 AM
wong looks on at his sinister crazy glue attack with pride...


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 16, 2007, 10:14:45 PM
Survivor: Siberia suffered in the ratings due to poor planning and a lack of hot babe contestants. Jef Probst was eaten during a Tribal Council early on.


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Goji_girl on September 17, 2007, 04:06:29 PM
DIE YOU DAMN SQUIRELLS!

or...

We all deserve Baconators!


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Potato king on September 20, 2007, 07:48:08 AM
Master: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Apprentices: "HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!"


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 20, 2007, 11:00:14 AM
Master: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Apprentices: "HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!"

Choice.  Karma to you


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: asimpson2006 on September 20, 2007, 06:18:34 PM
Trees - the only thing they are good for is making your hands stronger.


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: Andrew on September 20, 2007, 09:12:20 PM
The truth about imported Chinese lumber, next on 20/20.


Title: Re: Best of the best (1989)
Post by: jdlarch on September 14, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
Seen here are the anti-environmentalist "tree beaters." Their hatred for all things green is so great it generates enough heat for them to go shirtless in winter...