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Title: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 14, 2007, 01:35:11 AM Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh... (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/theeye1.jpg) The Betty Crocker box actually called for "one cup of lemon cream," not "one blood-curdling scream." Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 14, 2007, 02:14:41 AM as if the fridge wasn't enough...now I gotta know if the light goes off when I close the oven door. ARGH!!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Texdar on September 14, 2007, 02:58:42 AM BAKE YOU DAMN COOKIES.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Derf on September 14, 2007, 07:29:55 AM Jessica Alba plays a young Martha Stewart in Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Fallen Souffles.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: felgekarp on September 14, 2007, 08:12:45 AM (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p105/felgekarp/theeye1.jpg)
FLAME ON!, whoops wrong character. Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Mr. DS on September 14, 2007, 11:19:25 AM WHERES THE DAMN MILK!! Oh wait, this isn't the refrigerator...
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 14, 2007, 12:00:57 PM I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.
KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!! Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 14, 2007, 03:18:23 PM First Sigourney Weaver's refriegrator was the portal to Hell, now Jessica Alba's oven...Next, it could be your waffle iron!!!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Goji_girl on September 14, 2007, 03:53:06 PM I found Narnia! The movie lied!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Shadow on September 14, 2007, 06:12:13 PM "This was soooo much easier with my easy bake oven."
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Susan on September 14, 2007, 06:35:03 PM (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/theeye1.jpg)
Hansel looked on, horrified, as Gretel let out a primal scream into the firey oven where she shoved poor old Mrs shoemacher. She stole her gold and later accused her of witchery. Hansel never spoke a word of what he really saw go down that night, but it would haunt his dreams forever Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: El Dogo on September 14, 2007, 09:24:53 PM "This... lasagna... contains... MEAT!!!!!"
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: wired on September 14, 2007, 11:10:30 PM forrest! a pilot light is not a landing light from a plane!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Jack on September 15, 2007, 07:41:31 AM Jessica learns that when the oven is turned up to 475, it's a good idea to stand back somewhat when opening the door.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: AndyC on September 17, 2007, 04:25:45 AM "Popinfresh! Noooooo!"
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: indianasmith on September 17, 2007, 06:00:24 AM "It's people!!!! Soyent Green is people!!!!"
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Dr. Whom on September 17, 2007, 08:14:29 AM Damn you Martha Stewart, damn you to hell!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: JaseSF on September 17, 2007, 12:21:29 PM So he wants me in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant huh?! We'll see about that.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: The Burgomaster on September 17, 2007, 04:58:10 PM Jessica stuffs her agent in the oven after he convinces her that appearing in RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER would be a good career move.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Neville on September 17, 2007, 06:11:42 PM Let's see if you still chant "Zuul, zuullll" after three hours at max!!!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Justy on December 12, 2007, 08:59:06 AM (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/theeye1.jpg) Jessica wanted so badly to fire her lazur, unfortunately all she could do was scream at her TV dinner. Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: asimpson2006 on December 12, 2007, 10:03:36 AM The goggles, they do nothing.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 19, 2007, 04:52:10 PM I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore. KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!! I think that one wins XD (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/theeye1.jpg) Probably not the best way to treat a brain freeze Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: TheDope on December 19, 2007, 10:01:49 PM There's GOTTA be a better way to whiten my teeth....
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 20, 2007, 11:43:18 PM After year of repressing her core of primal animalistic rage under layers of incessant cheerfulness and repeating the mantra "EVOO, EVOO, EVOO....", Rachael Ray finally snaps on the set of 30 Minute Meals.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2009, 04:47:09 AM "Celebrity Roasts" took on a whole new meaning when she set William Shatner to Broil at 475 for an hour and 52 minutes. Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: Mr. DS on November 05, 2009, 09:10:00 PM I'm making a pot roast...take that PETA MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's Eye Post by: paula on November 28, 2009, 04:56:48 AM Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh... (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/theeye1.jpg) those celebrities and their tanning beds |