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Title: Choking Shatner
Post by: AndyC on September 18, 2007, 07:26:27 AM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/08b11.jpg)
"Mama mia! That's a spicy meatball!"


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: trekgeezer on September 18, 2007, 07:33:20 AM
Sorry Andy, that just leaves me speechless.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 18, 2007, 08:23:49 AM
thats too funny.  Karma.  The best I can come up with wont even come close to touching it.
I'm out


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Gerry on September 18, 2007, 10:23:02 AM
When the original "Star Trek" was cancelled, the cast all attempted suicide by self-strangulation.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Mr. DS on September 18, 2007, 11:22:39 AM
Episode #26, Darth Vadar visits the Enterprise. 


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: indianasmith on September 18, 2007, 06:53:55 PM
"Rosebud!!!"


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: ghouck on September 18, 2007, 07:05:37 PM
I am part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor, , ,oops, , wrong movie. .


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 18, 2007, 10:42:40 PM
Too much Romulan ale ended with Captain Kirk choking on a tribble hairball. 


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: wired on September 19, 2007, 12:34:10 AM
mr spock's assignment of self defence instructor proved lacking when attempting to demonstrate the vulcan death grip to the human participants.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Texdar on September 19, 2007, 12:35:09 AM
The crew of the Enterprise found out the hard way that chili night in such closed quarters, was not a good idea.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 19, 2007, 12:54:01 AM
Elsewhere, Capt. Picard is laughing is ass off after he gave Kirk some Klingon Bloodwine.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: dean on September 19, 2007, 03:06:39 AM

The results from the test audience for Britney's new album were mixed to say the least...

[sorry, but it's semi-topical and had to be done]


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: flackbait on September 19, 2007, 09:40:52 AM
Episode #26, Darth Vadar visits the Enterprise. 
Along the same thread:
Captain Kirk: Note to self if I live never invite the star wars guys over for poker, the guy in the black leather cape and helmet is one sore loser.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Inyarear on September 20, 2007, 01:10:26 AM
Speaking of Britney:

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...
♫I could knock down wild horses,♫
♫But it smells so fragrant to me!♫

♫Oh, baby, baby,♫
♫Oops, I'm breakin' some wind!♫
♫I ripped a big fart!♫
♫I feel so ashamed!♫
...


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 20, 2007, 09:13:36 PM
The cast reacts to the script for the "Spock's Brain" episode after the read though.


Everyone suffered when the set wasn't properly ventilated for the glue fumes from Shatner's toupee.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Neville on September 22, 2007, 06:41:23 AM
This steak has... meat!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: DistantJ on September 30, 2007, 07:06:40 AM
Patrick Swayze got this guy and did this.... Nngg-gh-GLAAGHARRGB




And here's how you do Spongebob's laugh...


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
The Enterprise crew, giddy from their recent scrape with death, decided to have a fork-swallowing contest...whereafter the mess hall served only finger foods and nibbly bits.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Justy on January 03, 2008, 05:16:01 AM
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The more they learned about JJ Trek the easier it was
for the original cast members to offer their opinion.



Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 04, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
"Gack... ok, ok! I won't say "Khan" anymore!"


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Neville on January 06, 2008, 10:42:00 AM
After editing the final cut of "Star Trek V" a proud Shatner hosts the first private screening.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Inferno on January 11, 2008, 05:59:13 PM
The crew will forever remember the day the cook served tribble meat.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2009, 04:08:50 AM
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After Billy Squier's "The Stroke" dance began gaining popularity, the offshoot "The Choke" quickly faded into obscurity.

~or~

Bones!!  No more chili for you!!!


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: paula on November 28, 2009, 04:55:03 AM
Too much Romulan ale ended with Captain Kirk choking on a tribble hairball. 

dude, he got the hairball from uhura


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: AndyC on December 16, 2009, 05:42:50 PM
Few people know that William Shatner injured his voicebox doing a Louis Armstrong impression on the set of Star Trek in 1967. After that, he could only speak songs.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: sprite75 on December 17, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
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Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Captain Kirk.  Commander Spock...
Spock: Yes, my Lord.
Vader: Make ready to beam our troops down at a point past the energy shield, and deploy Starfleet so nothing gets off the system.  You are in command now, Captain Spock!
Spock: Thank you, Lord Vader.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: Time_Signature on December 28, 2009, 06:52:27 AM
How William Shatner learned not to make his dramatic pauses too long.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: El Misfit on December 28, 2009, 10:31:28 AM
apparently, he inhaled his pipe and this is why kids should not smoke! :teddyr:


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: retrorussell on December 30, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
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Multiple auditions were held simultaneously for the voice of "Bobby" in the cartoon "Bobby's World".  A certain technique was required to get the voice just right.


Title: Re: Choking Shatner
Post by: El Misfit on December 30, 2009, 06:04:45 PM
someone apparently had the door open to space