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Title: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Mr. DS on September 19, 2007, 09:02:50 PM
This is for a review I have planned...its begging for a caption...

(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg)


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on September 19, 2007, 09:24:08 PM
"Hold up Kronk, I can't get the lighter to work. Hey... no... hold it man! Hold it! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 19, 2007, 09:47:29 PM
Now remember this time: I only need a cup of caveman s**t to make the time machine work!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on September 19, 2007, 09:59:33 PM
"Damn it do I hate being the only proctologist living in prehistoric times..."


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Him on September 19, 2007, 10:33:46 PM
"Breathe in Fart! Make you strong!"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 20, 2007, 01:59:07 AM
Watch out, you in bathroom and Kronk just ate gassy brontosaurus.


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2007, 05:28:31 AM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg)
"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 20, 2007, 11:16:00 AM
([url]http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg[/url])
"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


I tried so hard not to go there.


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Mr. DS on September 20, 2007, 11:56:13 AM
Swingers clubs in prehistoric times proved to be rather slim on options. 


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Raffine on September 20, 2007, 01:08:58 PM
([url]http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg[/url])
"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


You know, 'fisting' jokes are funny because, well,  they're just so true.


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 20, 2007, 01:20:19 PM
You got one more time to pull that lame "Stink Face" joke before I drill you in the head.  Got it Neanderthal?

Or

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2007, 03:03:05 PM
([url]http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg[/url])
"Yes, I put a lot more K-Y on my fist this time"


I tried so hard not to go there.


I know, but the picture was begging for it.  Urge to.... make.... vulgar joke.....too strong!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: trekgeezer on September 20, 2007, 04:46:32 PM
"What everyone looking at?"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 20, 2007, 09:05:44 PM
Alley Oop may be into that stuff, kiddo, but not me.

or

Watch my hemorrhoids!!!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Andrew on September 20, 2007, 09:26:10 PM
Why, I ought to give you a punch in the...oh dear, I'm talking to your ass again, aren't I, buttface?


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Ash on September 20, 2007, 11:16:02 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg)
"I couldn't find a gerbil, so I'll use this mouse instead."


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: HarlotBug3 on September 26, 2007, 05:36:20 PM
([url]http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg[/url])
"Golly, sis. I don't see why pa thinks you ain't a proper lady."


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Inyarear on September 28, 2007, 10:50:22 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg)
"Hey, you're not Batman!"
"And you not Boy Wonder!"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 30, 2007, 01:16:37 AM
You want it like this, Mr. Jackson?


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 07:39:12 PM
Now when I pull the beads back out do I do it slowly or like I'm starting a lawn mower?


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Justy on January 03, 2008, 05:25:33 AM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg)

B.S! So easy a caveman can do it...
Do you know how much dingleberry action you got going on back here?!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: asimpson2006 on January 03, 2008, 01:12:07 PM
Are you going to be giving me the business?


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Inferno on January 11, 2008, 06:01:05 PM
From the people who brought you "2 girls, 1 cup" it's "One boy, One Caveman"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Dawley on January 11, 2008, 09:14:08 PM
"Hold on, move to the left... yes! I think I see the remote!"


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 10:00:55 PM
OK son, I'll need you to pull out mommy.


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: paula on October 12, 2009, 12:12:22 AM
This is for a review I have planned...its begging for a caption...

(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman2.jpg)

I swear, if you fart again, I am SO going to pound you in the balls!!!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: retrorussell on October 12, 2009, 04:55:49 AM
But young doctor, me have toothache!  What you look in there for?
SHUT UP!!!  I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!


Title: Re: No Dino Boy, Not There...
Post by: whitelion43 on October 20, 2009, 12:42:23 AM
Uhg,why is the hole here? No in your pants!