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Title: If only they knew...
Post by: Inyarear on September 20, 2007, 01:33:06 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg)
All together now, people:
"Ewww!"


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 20, 2007, 01:50:55 AM
Queue the Battlin' Bangoes effect.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Texdar on September 20, 2007, 06:32:11 AM
No one realized that Luke and Leia were from Arkansas.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Doc Daneeka on September 20, 2007, 06:40:27 AM
Aww, comon, this was expected of princes and princesses in olden times!


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 20, 2007, 11:10:41 AM
Queue the Battlin' Bangoes effect.

That's Dueling Banjos.   :tongueout:
No one realized that Luke and Leia were from Arkansas.

Heyyyyy, I just moved to Arkansas.  If I had any feelings, they'd be hurt.

And now my caption.  I'm going to blatantly rip it off from "The Great Santini"

"My darling, there is an enormous booger in your nose."


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2007, 03:05:01 PM
Inbreeding was very big in the galactic republic/empire. All those guys in the Mos Eisley cantina weren't aliens.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Raffine on September 20, 2007, 03:06:58 PM
"You kiss almost as good as momma!"


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 20, 2007, 03:55:22 PM
Luke:  "Kiss me while I'm still famous.  In a few years, no casting director will come near me . . . "


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Mr. DS on September 20, 2007, 07:02:34 PM
Not now Luke, I haven't shaved lately and it looks like Chewbacca "down there". 


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2007, 07:21:07 PM
"Much trouble young Luke is in. Making out with his sister he is."


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Ash on September 20, 2007, 08:47:08 PM
([url]http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg[/url])

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 20, 2007, 08:54:10 PM
I know it's wrong, but you're the only major female character in the the whole series except for Mom, and she's dead.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Andrew on September 20, 2007, 09:08:28 PM
I know it's wrong, but you're the only major female character in the the whole series except for Mom, and she's dead.

Hah!  You are so wrong.  Funny as hell, but sooooo wrong!


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Jack on September 22, 2007, 10:20:08 AM
Luke:  "We're in a galaxy far far away...it's not like anybody's gonna find out."


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 23, 2007, 01:04:30 AM
Leia: I was wondering if we do this, will our kids look like Yoda?


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: the guyver on September 26, 2007, 02:32:05 PM
Not now Luke, I haven't shaved lately and it looks like Chewbacca "down there". 
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
+KARMA!!!!!!!+


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: indianasmith on September 26, 2007, 10:15:41 PM
IGNORANCE.


Sometimes it really is bliss.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: JaseSF on September 27, 2007, 03:26:32 PM
Hmm maybe Han will notice me if I make out with wussy boy here.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Dennis on October 01, 2007, 08:27:52 PM
So Leia, I guess watching Lone Star gave you some ideas.


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 11:44:50 PM
Leia: ...and we're gonna get married and have kids and eat  cinnamon rolls for breakfast every day...
Luke: Or wear them.
Leia: What was that?
Luke: Nothing. How many kids do you want?
Leia: 3 or 4
Luke: Are you counting heads or bodies?
Leia: What did you just say?
Luke: Uh...what did you hear?


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 10:41:13 PM
yeah!  EWWWW!

.....everyone knows he doesn't like girls!


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: Flangepart on October 01, 2009, 10:24:41 AM
"Ya know, Carrie. George says he has a real suprise for us in the next script. And he had this real evil laugh when he said it..."


Title: Re: If only they knew...
Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 05:28:23 PM
Leia: Umm It felt like i was kissing my Brother.
Luke: I know what you mean.