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Title: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Mr. DS on September 20, 2007, 08:30:36 PM
From my review of The Stuff...

(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/stuff2.jpg)

"Coming up, tragedy strikes as a once popular teen star sneezes their 'daily supply' on an unsuspecting fan..."
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Derf on September 20, 2007, 09:02:05 PM
On the next Jeff Foxworthy Show, Jeff tries to repair a small hole in the wall with spackle-tacularly hilarious results!

I want to apologize for the pun in this caption and for any damage it might have caused to sensitive readers. I will resign my Senate post effective immediately and wish to name as my temporary replacement that loveable tough guy, Chuck Norris, just because I think it will be very funny when he roundhouse kicks Congress into fiscal responsibility.
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Ash on September 20, 2007, 11:19:20 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/stuff2.jpg)
Biggest money shot...EVER!!!
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Shadow on September 20, 2007, 11:25:04 PM
Karma Ash, for beating me to the punch. :teddyr:
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: AndyC on September 21, 2007, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: Ash on September 20, 2007, 11:19:20 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/stuff2.jpg)
Biggest money shot...EVER!!!

Along the same lines:
"Wow, when that email said those pills would increase the volume, I never imagined..."
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 21, 2007, 03:17:35 PM
 No!  No!  I said pour some sugar on me!  AAAHHHH!
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Raffine on September 21, 2007, 04:46:29 PM
From the CNN Health Library:
Boils usually start as red, tender lumps. The lumps quickly fill with pus, growing larger and more painful until they rupture and drain (see fig. 1).


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fig. 1
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Goji_girl on September 24, 2007, 07:58:37 PM
Wow, that super glue is outrageous!

or

And you thought that my pimple wasn't ready yet...
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Texdar on September 28, 2007, 12:06:46 PM
Early screen test for the movie "The Exorcist".  They decided to go with pea soup.
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Khaz on September 28, 2007, 01:03:08 PM
Hey! cool! An anime monster in my close-- ARGHHHH!!!
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Andrew on September 28, 2007, 01:24:52 PM
"What good is a fire truck full of Cool Whip?  Ahhhhhhhh!"
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 30, 2007, 01:28:58 AM
Note to self: Never get in the line of fire when the StayPuff Marshmellow Man rubs on out.
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: indianasmith on September 30, 2007, 07:56:52 AM
THE CHILD OF THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOY AND THE BLOB ATTACKS . . . . .
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: jdlarch on September 30, 2007, 11:38:09 PM
Ron Jeremy was in for a surprise when all the women from his film career got together to give back to him what he so freely gave them.
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: HarlotBug3 on October 01, 2007, 04:47:51 PM
Quote from: jdlarch on September 30, 2007, 11:38:09 PM
Ron Jeremy was in for a surprise when all the women from his film career got together to give back to him what he so freely gave them.

LOL. I acctually didn't see that one comming (no pun intended, seriously). +karma
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Justy on January 02, 2008, 05:25:11 AM

(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/stuff2.jpg)

Bishonen Kaiju b*****e Battle... Live!
Title: Re: The Stuff Attacks
Post by: Inferno on January 11, 2008, 06:02:42 PM
The project to create the world's biggest fluffernutter goes horribly wrong.
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