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Title: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: AndyC on September 21, 2007, 06:40:44 PM (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg)
"Dear Thelma Lou. It's pretty dull up here in Mount Pilot. Not much to do at all. Will be home soon. Miss you. Love, Barney" Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: JaseSF on September 21, 2007, 09:26:53 PM "Everybody get on the Ho Train!"
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 21, 2007, 10:13:40 PM The world waited for Barney Fife's re-imagination of Dolemite.
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Mr. DS on September 22, 2007, 06:17:40 AM Mr. Furley finally gave up the landlord thing for much more lucrative prospects.
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Raffine on September 22, 2007, 12:20:10 PM Welcome to a very special episode of 'Pimp Your Fife'.
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 23, 2007, 06:28:52 PM Rare costume tests of Don Knotts as Dr. Hunter S. Thompson for an aborted earlier adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the running for the role of Dr. Gonzo were Oliver Reed, Ross Martin, and Victor French.
BTW, we used to joke that Mount Pilot must be a pretty rocking town compared to Mayberry, it seemed you had to go there to get a legal drink or get laid. I mean if Helen Crump is a prime catch....... Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Raffine on September 23, 2007, 08:27:07 PM Quote we used to joke that Mount Pilot must be a pretty rocking town compared to Mayberry Any town that could produce "The Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot" must be a rockin' place! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Andy_Griffith_155.jpg) Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 24, 2007, 12:44:04 AM Henry Winkler has got nothin' on me
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: RCMerchant on September 24, 2007, 05:56:26 AM ([url]http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg[/url]) Coming this Fall! SUPERFLY: RFD !!!! Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: the guyver on September 24, 2007, 10:11:40 PM Was this Queen in "I Want To Break Free"?
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: raj on September 25, 2007, 02:18:44 PM Yo b***hes, go make me my money.
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 25, 2007, 07:01:11 PM When Barney's double life as the Mack Daddy of Mayberry ("Nip It before I Whip It" being his phrase to keep his ho's in line) was uncovered, Gomer was forced to make a "Citizen's Arrest" since Andy was on the take to turn a blind eye. Even more shocking was the gay hookup joint being run out of Floyd's Barbershop.
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Justy on January 02, 2008, 04:50:16 AM (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg) That runt Tripper aint got nothin on da Furl-Dawg. Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: TheDope on January 02, 2008, 04:33:24 PM (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg)
Ya gotta nipizzle it in the budizzle, dawg. Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Ash on January 03, 2008, 12:38:55 AM (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg) Cue the Shaft theme music...."Waka waka waka waka" Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 10:22:20 PM I don't need them. I'm Don Friggin' Knotts. I can give myself head.
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: AndyC on January 12, 2008, 10:52:54 AM I don't need them. I'm Don Friggin' Knotts. I can give myself head. Don't ask me why, but that cracked me up :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: Joe on January 17, 2008, 12:29:51 PM "and now back to........Pimp my Landlord!"
Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: retrorussell on November 10, 2009, 02:46:46 AM ([url]http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg[/url]) Mr. Furley told his b*tches their first client was "hung like a horse". It turned out to be Gus, the football-kicking mule. Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: paula on November 22, 2009, 03:11:05 AM ([url]http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg[/url]) Furley keepin the pimp hand strong. Title: Re: Don Knotts...the Player! Post by: sprite75 on November 22, 2009, 04:00:35 PM (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Knotts.jpg) Who's the white landlord that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Furley! Damn right! |