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Title: Under Siege Post by: AndyC on September 28, 2007, 05:50:39 AM (http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/undersiege02.jpg)
"Please hurry. It's a really big spider and I don't want to touch it." Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Mr. DS on September 28, 2007, 11:42:10 AM Yeah...average size...red and blue costume...shoots web from wrists.......I don't know he just kind of came in here and started staring at us from the ceiling...
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Shadow on September 28, 2007, 12:01:32 PM "Can you hear me now?"
or "Make that two large pepperonis with extra cheese." Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Jack on September 28, 2007, 12:03:15 PM Can I see the airplanes? Why, no...the roof's in the way.
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Khaz on September 28, 2007, 12:51:00 PM Yeah, maintenance? Hi.. ummm..look there is a whole bunch of pencils stuck in the ceiling tiles here and we need someone to get them. We would clean them up ourselves.. but we can't seem to look away... and one already fell out and stuck in Steve's eye. Thanks.
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 28, 2007, 01:49:01 PM The new video conferencing technology brought phone sex to new levels.
All: WOW!! WOOHOO!! OH MAN!!! Steve: I didn't know the human body could bend like that! Erika: Puh-leeze. Here I am in all my Playboy glory and these clowns are watching donkey shows. Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: flackbait on September 28, 2007, 05:08:54 PM Yeah I'd like an exterminator tell him to bring an elephant gun becuase thats one big roach!
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 30, 2007, 01:25:53 AM I'll call you later, dude. I just saw the promise land in between her hairy legs.
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 30, 2007, 02:10:58 AM You're my agent! Maybe you can tell me why Chuck Norris is suddenly cool again, and I'm still lame!
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: dean on September 30, 2007, 03:37:56 AM What do I do now? She hung up on me and I don't want to look like a fool in front of the rest of the gang! **Ahem.** "Sure honey, I know how much you want it, and I'll be right over to give it to you once we've stopped the bad guys..." Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: DistantJ on September 30, 2007, 06:54:45 AM Can I see the airplanes? Why, no...the roof's in the way. :bouncegiggle: + KarmaTitle: Re: Under Siege Post by: Fausto on September 30, 2007, 08:21:41 AM "For the sweet and sensual, press one. For the big, busty and beautiful, press two. For the hot chocolate honeys, press...."
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: asimpson2006 on September 30, 2007, 08:29:02 AM Please hurry, I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 30, 2007, 01:16:22 PM Why I don't think he's here? Is Mike Rotch there? I'm looking for Mike Rotch....
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: jdlarch on September 30, 2007, 11:25:22 PM "And the launch codes are...Hey switch over to The Jewelry Network and check out that blue amethyst brooch! Gad! The stone is nice but look at that overly filigreed setting, and with yellow opals! How could they sell anything that tacky for $450?! Ingrid here even agrees...what? OH! The codes are 12-9er-34..." - BOOM!
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Neville on October 03, 2007, 04:55:59 AM What do you mean my 15 minutes are over? I just made my best movie!
Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Trevor on February 18, 2014, 08:31:25 AM ([url]http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/undersiege02.jpg[/url]) "Please hurry. It's a really big spider and I don't want to touch it." :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Under Siege Post by: Flangepart on February 18, 2014, 09:15:54 AM ([url]http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/undersiege02.jpg[/url]) "Galley? The pot blew off the pressure cooker, and the cook is now part of the roof. Bring a mop- TWO mops..." |