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Title: Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack' Post by: Torgo on September 28, 2007, 04:04:10 PM http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23414203-details/Tom+Cruise+building+'£5m+bunker+to+protect+against+alien+attack'/article.do (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23414203-details/Tom+Cruise+building+'£5m+bunker+to+protect+against+alien+attack'/article.do)
ALL HAIL XENU! (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/2e/South_Park_0912_Xenu.jpg) Title: Re: Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack' Post by: RCMerchant on September 29, 2007, 07:27:23 AM Well...they got their info from the STAR....which is about as reliable as the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS.
But who knows? I always suspected Tom Cruise to be a Pod Person himself...maybe he has some inside info! :question: Title: Re: Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack' Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 01, 2007, 04:40:41 PM This wouldn't have anything to do with cheezeflixz's thread entitled "At Least 56 Arrested in Immigrants Raids at McDonald's," would it?
Title: Re: Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack' Post by: CheezeFlixz on October 01, 2007, 06:00:03 PM This wouldn't have anything to do with cheezeflixz's thread entitled "At Least 56 Arrested in Immigrants Raids at McDonald's," would it? I assure you Tom Cruise is an alien. Deporting him to his planet is a problem though. |